🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'm mainly just curious to see how strung out she sounds compared to her voice in her other videos or if she has a more monotone hostage voice since he probably has her reading from a script and on copious amounts of tranquilizers. Honestly I doubt there will be anything of note in this audio, he's gonna parade her around only when he gets money for it like DSP used to try to do, the real content will come once she breaks it off with him.
 
never scrolled down that hard in my fucking life, even ISIS gore is less disgusting to watch than that, not even gonna quote that shit, should be labeled xxx nsfw and spoilered from here to hell, fam, no wonder the guy carries a gunt with him if he uncritically just eats burgers of the ground and whatever that yellow turd sandwich even is, dude.

Calm down man, it's just bread with chicken and mayonnaise. It ain't gonna hurt ya.
 
Hard call. If he doesn't answer the Food Question, his followers will assume he is fucking a retard who can't cobble together a half-decent meal. If he does answer the Food Question, he proves he is hideously insecure about even his girlfriend's sandwich. Which is the most petty?
Most petty? Selling his gf out to his twitter followers
Hopefully the guy that still gives Ethan $1 is still around to get us this hot audio:
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I'm mainly just curious to see how strung out she sounds compared to her voice in her other videos or if she has a more monotone hostage voice since he probably has her reading from a script and on copious amounts of tranquilizers. Honestly I doubt there will be anything of note in this audio, he's gonna parade her around only when he gets money for it like DSP used to try to do, the real content will come once she breaks it off with him.
Itll be his last dance. Shell goto the authorities for one reason or another and show them texts from when she was 17 and thatll be the beginning of the end for ethan.
 
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Hopefully the guy that still gives Ethan $1 is still around to get us this hot audio:
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I'm mainly just curious to see how strung out she sounds compared to her voice in her other videos or if she has a more monotone hostage voice since he probably has her reading from a script and on copious amounts of tranquilizers. Honestly I doubt there will be anything of note in this audio, he's gonna parade her around only when he gets money for it like DSP used to try to do, the real content will come once she breaks it off with him.
Ralph's posts more than most lolcows of late remind me of teenage girls trying act tough in the middle of a flame war on their blogs or forums. has the same tone and word choice. oh you didnt like his show focusing on sharing his bitchin recipes? Well youre just buzzing around him and reading the content anyway, paying attention to me anyway. all these incel trolls throwing bullshit his way oh my god. Oh this figure you dont like that goes against any value i stated to hold is my gf and you dont want her on? well shes on, ya know just because why not amirite? Even the little "its fun, shell come back when it makes sense" like this time made any sense given the program's past and audience expectation, very intentionally blind to reality just like the teen girls trying to paint something so obviously hypocritical as natural and organic

is it possible ralph is not a creepy middle aged man but instead a teenage white lesbian trapped in the body of an older male blogger?
 
1. make a transparent and also pathetic attempt to "own" people that doesn't own anyone
2. People laugh at you and go "wtf how does he think this is an own lmao"
3. Take that as proof you owned them

I see people do this sort of shit a lot. It's endlessly fascinating the sorts of ruses idiots will play and think they'll actually work.
 
1. make a transparent and also pathetic attempt to "own" people that doesn't own anyone
2. People laugh at you and go "wtf how does he think this is an own lmao"
3. Take that as proof you owned them

I see people do this sort of shit a lot. It's endlessly fascinating the sorts of ruses idiots will play and think they'll actually work.
just like a teenage girl, they see reality as a feel good self esteem building story with no possibility that one can actually just be pathetic despite their being the "stars" of their own lives, it baffles them anyone not doing something touted as unacceptable by their social group would be seen as lowly
 
There is no such thing as an “LA recipe” that’s like the gayest shit I can even imagine. “Southwest recipe” or “Mexican recipe” sure those are things. Canned chicken and mayo on white bread with generic potato chips on a Walmart paper plate isn’t anything .... it’s somehow worse than a garbage burger. All I can imagine is the sad potato woman going “it’s an LA recipe” and ER is so overcome with simp juice he tweets it. What a fat piece of shit.

edit: is there a manager I can speak to about this?
 
Ralph claims we don't bother him, but all of this stems from a fucking corn joke.
All of this stems from a failure of a fat joke. Or what should have been a failure of a fat joke. The Gunt Meme should have been something where people laughed at an unfortunate photo for like two days and moved on, and laughed at the people pushing the gunt meme.

Instead it came to define Ethan Ralph's personality.

Wow *dolphin laugh* you can CLEARLY SEE in that picture that bread is toasted. Fuckin cuck karen farms can't even fuckin see toasted bread gater drag em.

edit: i don't actually remember how ralph talks
She toasted my Wonder Bread! Fuckin goofs never cooked a sandwich in their lives. Tell em, Gator, Tell em!
 
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