🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

1000% sure Ralph's sandwich is the one on white bread with more chips because of course he wouldn't do the tiniest fucking thing to eat marginally healthier and have the rye.

 

[hawkisnight]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:

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Are those paper kiddie plates?

EDIT: yea should have read the thread first...
Well that's pretty trashy not having actual plates or being so lazy you use paper plates.

 

[Nigella]

Notice how nothing here requires a knife to eat, that's because the knife is a threat
its ok Ralph , if you are scared for your life you just need to contact a men's shelter
GET HELP! <3

 

[Easterling]

From 1 to 10, how far is Gator from being killstream Vee?

Belive it or not Vee is able to pull 12k views a day on average with his videos, i'd say that puts shannon at a lower level than a Romanian vore enthusiast

 

[Love Machine]

Truly a kings banquet...
Can the gunt subsist on this?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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That looks like something an exhausted single-parent would pack their kid for lunch.

I would love to see that fat tub of shit try to even wrap his head around the LSAT, go through all the application hoops (write the personal statement, find two academic references, and write the basically mandatory diversity essays), go through three years of full time reading for at least three courses per semester, network with attorneys to get a job, and spend three months studying full time just to pass the bar. Yeah, that's totally achievable for Janny Shanny.

Law school? Please Guntula would need a nap working his way through your post.

I just read one of his articles. He used the word dissident(s) sixteen times out of 662 words. He actually wrote out Press F to Pay Respects. The phrase powers that be appears eight times.

He also has a keen eye for detail as displayed by this sentence:

This leaves dissidents with no other option for spreading their ideas ando affect the broader conversation other than to build your own platform, which is a false panacea that the powers that be allow us to have.

Everyone makes mistakes and I admit I find them in my posts frequently but I am shit posting on a forum he is writing for his own cough news site.

Law school...

 

[JustSomeDong]

I....actually bought those paper plates for my july 4th cookout. They were out of chinet.... The shame is overbearing.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

The Gunt had his Podcast account restarted or something, back to 95 followers. He is painting this as a win, because he is "back on the grind".

What a disaster.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Ouch PPP just showed DM's of Ralph asking tea clips (Booberlee) out on a date going to the dick mastersons funeral for maddox.

"if I can get you a ticket you would have to be my date though " -Ethan Ralph

Way to abuse your connections instead of just hooking someone up since dick would have cut an extra ticket for free. Ethan Ralphstein.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

That looks like something an exhausted single-parent would pack their kid for lunch.



Law school? Please Guntula would need a nap working his way through your post.

I just read one of his articles. He used the word dissident(s) sixteen times out of 662 words. He actually wrote out Press F to Pay Respects. The phrase powers that be appears eight times.

He also has a keen eye for detail as displayed by this sentence:

This leaves dissidents with no other option for spreading their ideas ando affect the broader conversation other than to build your own platform, which is a false panacea that the powers that be allow us to have.

Everyone makes mistakes and I admit I find them in my posts frequently but I am shit posting on a forum he is writing for his own cough news site.

Law school...

Gator was trying to do law school, not Ralph.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

That looks like something an exhausted single-parent would pack their kid for lunch.



Law school? Please Guntula would need a nap working his way through your post.

I just read one of his articles. He used the word dissident(s) sixteen times out of 662 words. He actually wrote out Press F to Pay Respects. The phrase powers that be appears eight times.

He also has a keen eye for detail as displayed by this sentence:

This leaves dissidents with no other option for spreading their ideas ando affect the broader conversation other than to build your own platform, which is a false panacea that the powers that be allow us to have.

Everyone makes mistakes and I admit I find them in my posts frequently but I am shit posting on a forum he is writing for his own cough news site.

Law school...

“...false panacea...”
I find this a bit humorous as panaceas are false by default.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ouch PPP just showed DM's of Ralph asking tea clips (Booberlee) out on a date going to the dick mastersons funeral for maddox.

This is what the kids would call a "simp" moment. Based ralphamale

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

“...false panacea...”
I find this a bit humorous as panaceas are false by default.

It’s well established that he can’t write for shit.

 

[Nigella]

It’s well established that he can’t write for shit.

Ralph is the sort of person who writes 'thus' without cringing

 

[Rausch]

some interesting people (bronxblogger, ianmileschung. vampcandy, (im assuming jarbo isnt actually jarbo) )

Kraut does or at least did talk to Jarbo. There's an old Godwinson conversation with Kraut where Kraut mentions that he and Jarbo were sharing gunt memes. Godwinson memorably asked him to share some "Mundane Matt OC" but Kraut declined.

It could be pretty funny if they brought Jarbo on for a TWIN appearance but it looks like the guy has had his fill of engaging with this type of thing publicly and, unlike Kraut, he doesn't seem to be plotting revenge.

 

[MeltyTW]

Belive it or not Vee is able to pull 12k views a day on average with his videos, i'd say that puts shannon at a lower level than a Romanian vore enthusiast

i dislike sargon and co more than alot of people here but no one ever criticized them for being unsuccessful youtubers, theyre leagues beyond ralph which makes their former eagerness to engage relative nobodies like ralph and co funnier

 

[Miller]

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Listen i might not understand Southern cooking but where exactly is this "Salad"?

Is this the salad?
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Chips are made of potatoes. Perhaps that's Ethanol's version of a potato salad.

 

[Spectre_06]

“...false panacea...”
I find this a bit humorous as panaceas are false by default.

Yeah, I sat there like ,"He does know he's repeating himself...right?"

 

[Famke Slamssen]

show me an 18 year old girl that's emotionally stable enough for that and I'll show you a billion dollar Sonichu novel

They certainly exist, but the venn diagram of what you described and the type of 18 year old that shacks up with even a successful man nearly twice her age (let alone Ralph) is 2 distant circles sitting next to one another.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

has made her daddy a meal:

never scrolled down that hard in my fucking life, even ISIS gore is less disgusting to watch than that, not even gonna quote that shit, should be labeled xxx nsfw and spoilered from here to hell, fam, no wonder the guy carries a gunt with him if he uncritically just eats burgers of the ground and whatever that yellow turd sandwich even is, dude.