Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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*Spends the last 20 years living off of the thing you couldn't possibly make money from*

-Rich "Do the Work" Kyanka
 
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PTNR 2.0 said:
I'm wondering if Lowtax is dragging things out, hoping that Logan will either admit she was lying or until he's again "proven innocent" (which isn't a thing, but he seems to think it is; you're not guilty or innocent in court, you're guilty or not guilty) in their legal proceedings, so that he can reclaim the throne at SA; or at least try to.

I don't think he's naive enough to think he'll be welcomed back with open arms, but I could envision a scenario where he thinks that any non-guilty verdict rendered on him (so, maybe Logan doesn't show up, maybe she does and the charges are dropped, maybe she does but the charges against Lowtax aren't proven to a sufficient degree for a guilty verdict, etc.) is enough vindication that he no longer feels like he has to sell, since that was the primary driver of the sale to begin with.

I think that, in his mind, that's a big reason he won't shut the fuck up on social media. He's trying to establish a 'paper trail', so to speak, so that if he has an even remotely favorable verdict, he can point to the shit he's been posting and say "SEE I WAS SAYING IT ALL ALONG GOOFTROOP".
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Occam’s razor applies best: Lowtax will never transfer the forums over because he’s too lazy. Jeffrey has likely given up because Lowtax is notoriously unresponsive. If he does respond, it’d be shit like “HOLD ON GOOFTROOP” or “LOL GRANDMA, LEONARD J. CRABS IS ON THE CASE.”

It’s like the time he talked about SA Beer: he will promise and say whatever is the path of least resistance so goons can settle down just enough for Richard to go back to popping pills in peace.
 
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PTNR 2.0 said:
I'm wondering if Lowtax is dragging things out, hoping that Logan will either admit she was lying or until he's again "proven innocent" (which isn't a thing, but he seems to think it is; you're not guilty or innocent in court, you're guilty or not guilty) in their legal proceedings, so that he can reclaim the throne at SA; or at least try to.
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No he's dragging his feet hoping for the low attention span trannies & niggers that are now the SA user base to forget and be outraged about something else.
 
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Selling SA is probably Richard’s best move. It depends on what the profits are in the coming months. But Richard is a confusing individual that makes lots of bad financial and relationship decisions. I wouldn’t surprised to find out his entire rented McMansion is furnished with rent-a-center furniture to go along with his leased car.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Selling SA is probably Richard’s best move. It depends on what the profits are in the coming months. But Richard is a confusing individual that makes lots of bad financial and relationship decisions. I wouldn’t surprised to find out his entire rented McMansion is furnished with rent-a-center furniture to go along with his leased car.
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Divesting himself of the only asset he has while child support is being calculated is probably going to look suspicious no matter how he does it, or even if he doesn't do it.
 
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repentance said:
It would be funny to hear him try to explain to the judge why his income dropped so much so fast.
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"Everyone thinks I beat this OTHER woman that I was cheating on this woman who I cheated on the wife I'm in court in this case about, just like they think I beat this one. For NO REASON AT ALL!"
 
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AnOminous said:
Divesting himself of the only asset he has while child support is being calculated is probably going to look suspicious no matter how he does it, or even if he doesn't do it.
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I made a similar point a few weeks ago when his patreon first started dropping. By the end of the year he will have lost well over $100k from his income this year just from that one source and that is going to impact on the alimony.

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Probably $10k a month loss in the last 7 months. That's got to hurt.
 
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I think it's been said before, but isn't Ashliii entitled to at least half the liquidity of the sale of SA? "Enough money for me to do something else" indeed, unless that's a roundabout way for taxie to admit he has no intention of sharing.
 
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Hesa said:
I made a similar point a few weeks ago when his patreon first started dropping. By the end of the year he will have lost well over $100k from his income this year just from that one source and that is going to impact on the alimony.

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Probably $10k a month loss in the last 7 months. That's got to hurt.
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Funny to see text about the “perks” for different levels. I bet he never did jack shit. He seemed barely able to live stream playing a shitty game on any kind of schedule, much less provide “early releases”, sneak peaks, or bonus episodes. I didn’t even realize there were two shows, gaming garbage and Murder the internet? In the last six months he seemed to spit out a handful of shitty GG live-streams and that’s it.
 
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Funny to see text about the “perks” for different levels. I bet he never did jack shit. He seemed barely able to live stream playing a shitty game on any kind of schedule, much less provide “early releases”, sneak peaks, or bonus episodes. I didn’t even realize there were two shows, gaming garbage and Murder the internet? In the last six months he seemed to spit out a handful of shitty GG live-streams and that’s it.
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I watched a couple pillstreams where he was basically obviously losing his mind and he dropped numerous Patreons every time he did one of these.
 
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Beavis said:
I have sweaty toes judge!
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Ilmseil said:
I think it's been said before, but isn't Ashliii entitled to at least half the liquidity of the sale of SA? "Enough money for me to do something else" indeed, unless that's a roundabout way for taxie to admit he has no intention of sharing.
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Missouri and Uncle Sam are going to take their cut first.
 
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