šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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instythot said:

"I am going to make more Ronnie Ralph videos? You know why? Because now I know that it bothers you"

Why could none of these morons simply ignore Ashton and leave him to the 80 subs he had when this all started? Every response is just a shovel full of coal into his retarded revenge train. Even if he didn't come out and say it, it couldn't be more obvious that he lives for the reactions he gets
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He has seen the Shaggy 2 dope video, boys.

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I'm getting kind of a Slenderman Stabber vibe from Ralph's sandwichmaker. Unremarkable, boring, nerds with thin hair and a creepypasta obsession. Is this bitch going to sacrifice the gunt to her tulpa? Is that how the corn harvest happens?
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I clearly see an Adams apple. No wonder she goes by fayfay, she's a he and dominates ralphs wrecked rectum regularly
 
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He'll just pass out one night after the KS like usual and that'll be it. Who is going to stop her? Ralph's Mom?
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I can see it plain as day.
>Ralph passes out after a stream as he usually does
>Its full moon outside
>He is woken up by a weird sound
>He realises he is tied up to the bedpost
>Starts screeching and making gunt noises
>Faith shows up wearing a sommer hat and ritualistically burns him while chanting "corn for the cornlord, gunts for the gunt throne"
 
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The truth is Ethan Ralph is a child molester. Been this way for a long long time. Why do you think they used to roll him down a hill in high school? Its because they caught him on the playground of the k-5 diddling little kids with his sausage fingers. Its too bad cellphones weren't so big back then and they didnt have the camera capabilities of the smart phones we have today because then we would have the footage here on the KF. Ethan was so short and fat that even just a small shove at the top of the hill would get him going at least 25mph. He looked like a fat stinky sonic the hedgehog rolling so fast. The speed of which has never been seen again. Only if he had gator back then, maybe gator could of caught off the angry crowds with his hot takes. He would have to write them on paper and psyically throw them at people and of course just get beat up as well but every blow to gators head would of been one less blow to ethan's. Those were different times though awwhaa lost to just the memories in our minds. Its too bad because everyone deseves a good laugh and what better laugh is to be had then laughing at Ethan the child molester Ralph?
 
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Crystal Golem said:
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I'm getting kind of a Slenderman Stabber vibe from Ralph's sandwichmaker. Unremarkable, boring, nerds with thin hair and a creepypasta obsession. Is this bitch going to sacrifice the gunt to her tulpa? Is that how the corn harvest happens?
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Good Lord. That photo rightfully looks like it should have the caption "nice Sunday afternoon with my dad even though he's technically not supposed to see me until next weekend" , not "hey everyone, look at the hamplanet that's sliding it up in me"
 
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That's one weird part of that stream (of many). It would be weird for Ralph to talk shit about Nora on mic or around Faith, but it's more odd that he keeps bringing up how much he still loves Nora.
 
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