🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Secret Asshole]

Fucking lol, tries to use Karen farms, then literally pulls a Karen by going "I'LL SPEAK TO THE MANAGER FOR TAKING MY KHANTENT". Jesus christ. And the food shit. How fucking petty and insecure can one man be?

You've been on the internet for decades and your skin is THIS fucking thin. Its like wet tissue paper. @Null said it for numerous times to numerous people: Stop. Reading. Your. Own. Thread. Nothing good will ever come of it. Unless you have the capability to laugh at yourself, which you CLEARLY fucking don't. But like all advice, it'll only go over your bloated fucking head.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Yeah probably but it’s very true to what Gator must be thinking. So it’s really just real Gator through proxy

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Boulder King in chat dropping lore
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Even Jarbo is back to dunk on the Gunt. The absolute state of Ralph's life right now.

 

[LemmeSee]

Jarbo smells the blood in the water

 

[Psicopax]

LMAO MATT NOOOO

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yeah probably but it’s very true to what Gator must be thinking. So it’s really just real Gator through proxy

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Boulder King in chat dropping lore
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View attachment 1469104From PPP's 4 horseman premiere on youtube.

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Jarbo smells the blood in the water

LMAO MATT NOOOO
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The Boulder King himself is out for blood, specifically the sugary blood of the Gunt.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Jarbo is being incredibly based and redpilled right now. @theralph are you gonna take this? Looks like you need to gather up the gang for your fiftieth stream on Matt. Where's the screeching mexican at

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jarbo is being incredibly based and redpilled right now. @theralph are you gonna take this? Looks like you need to gather up the gang for your fiftieth stream on Matt. Where's the screeching mexican at

He's too busy mixing Xanax and liquor like the fat white trash he is. The screeching Mexican is too busy eating out his asshole in an attempt to go beyond actual brown-nosing. There's no corn in there though.

 

[beautiful person]

Jarbo flexing on Ralph is the sweetest table-turn that I've seen in a while. Diabetically sweet.

 

[Quorthon]

Another internet friendship terminated.

 

[Vetti]

In about two and a half weeks, Ralph will probably do his second Boulderversary stream and Matt amazingly won't be the biggest joke of the show this time. Nice job, Ralph.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Jarbo is being incredibly based and redpilled right now. @theralph are you gonna take this? Looks like you need to gather up the gang for your fiftieth stream on Matt. Where's the screeching mexican at

Always was one of the most red-pilled motherfuckers around.

That being said, PPP, the fact that he's in a position to dunk on Ralph is funny and ironic, but don't fucking give him a wrench.

 

[Crystal Golem]

In about two and a half weeks, Ralph will probably do his second Boulderversary stream and Matt amazingly won't be the biggest joke of the show this time. Nice job, Ralph.

This whole situation is already deliciously ironic enough as it is. Will ralphie have a meltdown on the anniversary of the boulderstream completing the utter deliciousness of this whole situation?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Still can't bring it in me to make fun of Ralph, but I definitely can still laugh at what's currently going on.I'm sure I'm late posting this but, this stream is definitely funny.

I also would like to dub Ralph....

Spoiler: What nick name could it be?!?!

Dick Jr. after his hero Dick Masterson.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Still can't bring it in me to make fun of Ralph, but I definitely can still laugh at what's currently going on.I'm sure I'm late posting this but, this stream is definitely funny.

I also would like to dub Ralph....

Spoiler: What nick name could it be?!?!

Dick Jr. after his hero Dick Masterson.

Whoa Kemosabe....


Dead air.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Whoa Kemosabe....


Dead air.

It sounds like they fixed it finally.

 

[MediocreMilt]

It sounds like they fixed it finally.

Yeah, I think they came back right as I posted that

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

If Ralph had any common sense, he'd pull a Jim and keep his woman out of it.

 

[Disheveled Human]

If Ralph had any common sense, he'd pull a Jim and keep his woman out of it.

Nah she is a prop for his show now.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Nah she is a prop for his show now.

Which is going to be horrible once they get flirty and all the hatewatchers puke in unison.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Nah she is a prop for his show now.

I think he's using his minor e-celeb status to reel in young women (Nora, Pey, this one, etc.) and keep them there. If she's part of the show, then she has to stick around and assemble his sandwiches or she'll lose her chance to be e-famous. Eventually they grow up and see him for what he is and flee, but it takes a while for them to get there. For all his joking about JF potato farming he's doing his damnedest to emulate him.