Porn and Porncows

[Random Internet Person]

not to be mean but wasn't she always a big bitch? like it shouldn't be a surprise shes fat. skinny Australian women are as common as Australian women with penises.

Eh, I’d say she’s on the thicker side, though it may be how she’s built.


Maybe it’s because I’ve spent way too much time in the Foodie Beauty thread, but she never came across as fat to me. Even still, she’s the kind of chicks guys think of when to comes to babes they wanna get with but have a 0 percent chance of hooking up with.

 

[blablabla]

You totally can bang an angela white escort lookalike, her looks arent her biggest asset

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Eh, I’d say she’s on the thicker side, though it may be how she’s built.
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Maybe it’s because I’ve spent way too much time in the Foodie Beauty thread, but she never came across as fat to me. Even still, she’s the kind of chicks guys think of when to comes to babes they wanna get with but have a 0 percent chance of hooking up with.

I've always considered her curvy/thicc. I never jerked off to any videos of her outright, but I've rubbed ones out to FFM scenes with her and another girl. Old Angela was never too fat for my tastes per se, but she could lose a few pounds. Currently she's enormous.

 

[Miller]

I've always considered her curvy/thicc. I never jerked off to any videos of her outright, but I've rubbed ones out to FFM scenes with her and another girl. Old Angela was never too fat for my tastes per se, but she could lose a few pounds. Currently she's enormous.

I think her best scenes were with Chloe B for Abby Winters.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Abby Winters

Eh, I never could get into those videos. They're more realistic than other videos for sure, but the girls are too plain for my tastes, and lots of them have hairy armpits.

 

[Ahriman]

She is? Oh you're right.

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Guess it's to be expected from a porn star, airheady as usual. She is pretty but I think Sophie Dee is prettier imo.

https://www.instagram.com/sophiedee/

Although, if you look at some of her pics when she was younger, before she got the atrocious melon-sized boobjob...

Wipe off the makeup and she's a very solid 7 for Bong standards (she's a brit).

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Yeah, I always thought pre-boobjob Sophie Dee was hot. She had natural curves and a nice body, plus she looked like a girl I knew IRL that I wanted to bang. Right now her tits look terrible.

 

[schizoid PD]

ehhh I've always been more a fan of amateurs doing selfies. Less chance of huge amounts of makeup and plastic surgery.

 

[Ahriman]

Speaking of thicc bitches:

What's next for her career?

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Eh, I’d say she’s on the thicker side, though it may be how she’s built.
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Maybe it’s because I’ve spent way too much time in the Foodie Beauty thread, but she never came across as fat to me. Even still, she’s the kind of chicks guys think of when to comes to babes they wanna get with but have a 0 percent chance of hooking up with.

I honestly don't know what half the guys ITT smoked, she may be bold letter thicc, but not fat. You wanna see a fat bitch, look up Angelina Castro. She used to be hot, but now she's just God-fucking awful and gross.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Speaking of thicc bitches:

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What's next for her career?

I don’t know who that is so I can’t elaborate.

I honestly don't know what half the guys ITT smoked, she may be bold letter thicc, but not fat.

Sounds about right.

 

[frozenrunner]

Yeah, I always thought pre-boobjob Sophie Dee was hot. She had natural curves and a nice body, plus she looked like a girl I knew IRL that I wanted to bang. Right now her tits look terrible.

If we are derailing the point-and-laugh porn freakshow to discuss random hooers who messed up getting implants... this is a dumb thing to complain about, but I nominate camgirl/amateur porn starlet/whatever Emily Grey.

Spoiler: SFW headshots

Spoiler: before implants, NSFW

A very pretty woman with a signature "girl next door" look and a characteristically compact, slim body. Nothing at all wrong with a tiny chest if the total package just works together, and it set her aside visually from a sea of fake chest-having, premium Snapchat-hawking Twitter "sex workers."

Now she's just another camgirl.

Spoiler: after implants, mildly NSFW

She doesn't look bad at all (there have always been tons of nightmare fake tits in mainstream porn, and hers seem to look fine) but she's kind of lost the specific appeal she had, and I don't understand how she failed to understand that. I guess I hope it helps her OnlyFans! [/coomer]

 

[Miller]

What's next for her career?

She could make some chicken tendies.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Guess it's to be expected from a porn star, airheady as usual. She is pretty but I think Sophie Dee is prettier imo.

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https://www.instagram.com/sophiedee/

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Wipe off the makeup and she's a very solid 7 for Bong standards (she's a brit).

Wasn't it mentioned in this thread that Sophie Dee could be outsmarted by every mammal that exists and most birds? I know I've read a funny snark post like that at some point, somewhere.

@Big Nasty Finnish porn isn't the worst, Danish is the worst because it doesn't appear horrible at first glance. Then it happens, the filthy sex talk and the voices. It's the voices. I feel for the paranoid schizophrenics that hear voices driving them insane. There's a lot of jokes about the Danish language but that isn't really the problem, it's the inflection and tone. For some reason "suck. that. dick. you. dirty..." gets increasingly high-pitched until the mans voice sounds like two balloons gleefully squeaking against each other while the Emperor from Return of the Jedi cackles in the background.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I've always wondered why nobody has tried to do a "retro throwback" porn flick? They could be done in the style of those 1970's "Golden Age" movies or in the style of a 1990's-2000's Skinemax and Andy Sidaris movies, but as a hardcore movie instead of a softcore movie.

As dumb as this may sound, I'm pretty sure the idea of a porn movie with some pretense of plot and characters could be a workable sales gimmick in and of itself these days.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I've always wondered why nobody has tried to do a "retro throwback" porn flick? They could be done in the style of those 1970's "Golden Age" movies or in the style of a 1990's-2000's Skinemax and Andy Sidaris movies, but as a hardcore movie instead of a softcore movie.

As dumb as this may sound, I'm pretty sure the idea of a porn movie with some pretense of plot and characters could be a workable sales gimmick in and of itself these days.

That's what hentai is for. If I want some kind of porn with plot cheesiness then I'll load up nhentai and get me some NTR. Even if you think 3dpd is better, most of these guys watching porn will just jump around to the money shot s what's the point?

 

[Syaoran Li]

That's what hentai is for. If I want some kind of porn with plot cheesiness then I'll load up nhentai and get me some NTR. Even if you think 3dpd is better, most of these guys watching porn will just jump around to the money shot s what's the point?

I figured live-action porn with even the most minuscule attempt at a plot was a thing of the past and hentai has that niche now because Japan, but I've also figured it's been so long since those days that I'm surprised nobody ever did it as a one-time cheap sales gimmick or whatever.

Honestly, with 2000's nostalgia primed to come into vogue, I think you could make a couple of "Skinemax"-style softcore flicks again if you play up the kitschy and campy comedy and the 90's/2000's nostalgia angles, especially since these movies were made on very low budgets which is why they kept going until the late 2010's when you had the AT&T buyout of HBO. It wouldn't be a super-lucrative market, but it could work if you marketed it more like a low-grade B Movie as opposed to a regular porno.

 

[Random Internet Person]

That's what hentai is for. If I want some kind of porn with plot cheesiness then I'll load up nhentai and get me some NTR. Even if you think 3dpd is better, most of these guys watching porn will just jump around to the money shot s what's the point?

I mean, you got a point there. Hell, there's guys like ShindoL and his work 177013 that get talked about like any other mainstream work.

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EDIT: Accidentally had a video from a different manga.

 

[Red Hood]

I figured live-action porn with even the most minuscule attempt at a plot was a thing of the past and hentai has that niche now because Japan, but I've also figured it's been so long since those days that I'm surprised nobody ever did it as a one-time cheap sales gimmick or whatever.

Honestly, with 2000's nostalgia primed to come into vogue, I think you could make a couple of "Skinemax"-style softcore flicks again if you play up the kitschy and campy comedy and the 90's/2000's nostalgia angles, especially since these movies were made on very low budgets which is why they kept going until the late 2010's when you had the AT&T buyout of HBO. It wouldn't be a super-lucrative market, but it could work if you marketed it more like a low-grade B Movie as opposed to a regular porno.

Skinemax style? I know a saxophonist that could use the work.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Those are crazy eyes my man. If you encounter them in the wild run. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Dont stick your dick in crazy.

What was that? I get to have sex with an older woman that looks at me intently and I get to be paid for it? Hot diggedy!