Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[mottley_crue]

Do Snapchat stories count?
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“Whaaaaat you mean you’re not a natal woman with delicate and feminine features?? Never would have guessed!”

jeez

Lmfao, I watched this on Snapchat and after the tranny tells the regular dude that he’s a tranny, the regular dude says something like “that doesn’t really bother me because I’ve dated a man in the past”. I couldn’t stop laughing. Trannies can’t even get the people who are willing to date them to believe that they’re true and honest women.

Also, this dude could definitely tell the black dude was a tranny. He was just pretending he didn’t know because he was being recorded. I really wish people would stop doing that, though. People pretending they can’t clock trannies cos they don’t wanna hurt trannies’ feelings about how much they don’t pass is why we’ve got an assload of troons running around thinking that nobody can tell that they’re a man wearing their mom’s clothes.

How many times is there a tranny posted in here who is delusional about how well he passes because he’s got nothing but ass-kissers being nice to him and pretending they can’t tell that he’s a tranny? How often do trannies brag about how well they pass because someone was polite enough to call them “ma’am” despite the fact that they look like Tom Brady in a wig and sound like James Earl Jones?

Society needs to go back to when we would point and laugh when we saw these men in public. They’ve gotten too cocky (pun intended) and have forgotten that they’re merely circus freaks that everybody else laughs at.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Sticking to the FTM theme today, here's some delusion from the Kayleigh Garrah-founded r/transmanlifehacks, a subreddit full of young women giving out "tips" to help each other pass. Of course, they're also telling each other they totally pass, bro. Major "how do you do, fellow men?" vibes.

Spoiler: ftm bros

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Do these girls know that the "femmy tiktok e-boy" look only makes them look like edgy tomboys at best?

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This one is just so.... feminine, even with the eyebrows. Too bad for her.

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You really can't get any more butch bulldyke than this, and yet the comments are still saying "you totally pass, man!"

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Some FTMs are doomed to look like stereotypical Aidens, shirt buttoned all the way or not. There's something about her eyes that gives it away, is it the lack of male brow ridge?

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Again with the e-boy shit.

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Even after T, she still looks like a typical genderspecial Tumblr girl. I guess that's what she was going for anyway with that "nonbinary trans masc" nonsense.

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Getting a bit of Natalie/Milo Stewart from this one.

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That's the ultimate "butch lesbian soccer player" haircut, so no, you don't pass at all.

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Holy shit, what an Aiden. It's always some combination of pube beard/dyed hair/tacky tattoos that gives them away.

I honestly feel uncomfortable looking at these. Without pube beards they look like 13 year old boys. Without evening realizing my brain is looking for Adam's apples and then assuming they're underage.

Also in that sub a lot of them are complaining about height dysphoria. Is height a social construct? Do we need to start telling them they're 6' foot to alleviate their dysphoria?

The more I read in that sub, it just makes me sad. Honestly to claim that they feel more comfortable after transitioning has to be a lie. That whole sub is like don't do this, wear this, stand like this.... it seems like mental hell to be so concerned about passing all the time. When you could just be a butch woman and not give a fuck

 

[Chin of Campbell]

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That tranny looks like a fucking Twilight Princess character with that funhouse mirror face.

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And this is just Ted Cruz. Poor guy.

 

[Faggy Blanket]

That whole sub is like don't do this, wear this, stand like this.... it seems like mental hell to be so concerned about passing all the time. When you could just be a butch woman and not give a fuck

Or even just feminine women, given the amount of FTMs who want to be feminine yet shoot themselves in the foot by playing the trooning game.

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Bonus post about "mlm", aka straight/bi women. The comments are seriously depressing, they're literally all variants of "I'm scared of the power imbalance in straight relationships so I trooned out to escape it".

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Spoiler: comments

 

[remiem]

Sticking to the FTM theme today, here's some delusion from the Kayleigh Garrah-founded r/transmanlifehacks, a subreddit full of young women giving out "tips" to help each other pass. Of course, they're also telling each other they totally pass, bro. Major "how do you do, fellow men?" vibes.

Spoiler: ftm bros

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Do these girls know that the "femmy tiktok e-boy" look only makes them look like edgy tomboys at best?

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This one is just so.... feminine, even with the eyebrows. Too bad for her.

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You really can't get any more butch bulldyke than this, and yet the comments are still saying "you totally pass, man!"

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Some FTMs are doomed to look like stereotypical Aidens, shirt buttoned all the way or not. There's something about her eyes that gives it away, is it the lack of male brow ridge?

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Again with the e-boy shit.

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Even after T, she still looks like a typical genderspecial Tumblr girl. I guess that's what she was going for anyway with that "nonbinary trans masc" nonsense.

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Getting a bit of Natalie/Milo Stewart from this one.

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That's the ultimate "butch lesbian soccer player" haircut, so no, you don't pass at all.

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Holy shit, what an Aiden. It's always some combination of pube beard/dyed hair/tacky tattoos that gives them away.

It's not just the lack of brow ridge. Women tend to have wider bigger eyes, they also tend to have more space between eyelid and brow. Her's being open instead of classic FTM squint just really displays it. It's the reason there's something really uncanny about FTM faces even when they get to the point in photos that they might arguably pass if you only glanced at it.

Do I pass? they beg desperately as they purposely skew their still feminine features in desperate attempts to disguise them.

The FTM squint is the equivalent of the MTF brow raise. Trying desperately to fake one of the most telling features.

Also bullshit on the 'I can't bind' all these idiots acting like it's so hard u guise to disguise their breasts. If you were as desperate as you claim unless you have porn-star levels of size and perkiness that could only be implant it's easy enough to 'disguise' your breasts or at the very least size them down in appearance. Get a good sports bra that doesn't provide upward support but does provide a tightening effect to keep the girls in place and wear an up sized shirt. Plenty of women do it so their tits aren't attempting to launch into orbit when they're physically active.

 

[Ceci]

Or even just feminine women, given the amount of FTMs who want to be feminine yet shoot themselves in the foot by playing the trooning game.

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Bonus post about "mlm", aka straight/bi women. The comments are seriously depressing, they're literally all variants of "I'm scared of the power imbalance in straight relationships so I trooned out to escape it".

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It's definitely tragic how many of these women are only comfortable expressing attraction to men when they pretend they aren't heterosexual women. It's the same reason why so many women are into yaoi, sex/romance is more palatable to them when the heterosexual roles are removed.
Though I have to wonder, how many of these girls started feeling more attracted to men because of T driving up their sex drive? A lot of them claim to have been previously attracted to women, and I have heard it's easier for women to believe they're same-sex attracted due to being constantly socialized into thinking woman = sexy, from the constant sexualization of women in media/society, in a way men aren't. It might be a combonation of low sex drive and being unable to percieve men as sexually desirable outside of a homosexual relationship.

 

[Lyre]

Oh no. Now you've done it.

Spoiler: You've activated my sperg card

Here at Wash and Smash we specialize in cleaning and destruction. This needs the former and deserves the latter.
Allow me to call out my horrors:

• The ",,," is an indicator of a less-than-excellent education or hotdog-fingers incapable of using a cellphone keyboard
• A commentor in the post acknowledges this person as a Juggalo. I admit I don't have the knowledge necessary to see the clue in this scene.
• "Katie" lives with "her" dad and doesn't know the difference between "dyed" and "died". It's possible the photo on the cabinet is the OP.
• Post history shows evidence of a special interest in trains. My autism evidence grows.
• Messy home, unironed flag, hand-me-down cabinet with old dolls - Now we're getting into my area of expertise. This is not a wealthy family.
• Boxes of literal trash indicating mental illness.
• Plug-in butt-massager. The dad may be old.
• Do not step on that floor in bare feet

In short, this house smells terrible, is unclean in many ways, and may be harboring more than one type of disease.

The tell in the scene is the "whoop whoop" its common juggalo verbage, typically known as the "universal Juggalo call" to one another, usually shouted very loudly and/or obnoxiously, can also be used to call out excitement

 

[NoReturn]

Or even just feminine women, given the amount of FTMs who want to be feminine yet shoot themselves in the foot by playing the trooning game.

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Jesus Christ. It's like they find straight men scary and that's why they turn to yaoi, rather than an actual interest in role reversal or something like that.

It's not just the lack of brow ridge. Women tend to have wider bigger eyes, they also tend to have more space between eyelid and brow. Her's being open instead of classic FTM squint just really displays it. It's the reason there's something really uncanny about FTM faces even when they get to the point in photos that they might arguably pass if you only glanced at it.

Do I pass? they beg desperately as they purposely skew their still feminine features in desperate attempts to disguise them.

The FTM squint is the equivalent of the MTF brow raise. Trying desperately to fake one of the most telling features.

Also bullshit on the 'I can't bind' all these idiots acting like it's so hard u guise to disguise their breasts. If you were as desperate as you claim unless you have porn-star levels of size and perkiness that could only be implant it's easy enough to 'disguise' your breasts or at the very least size them down in appearance. Get a good sports bra that doesn't provide upward support but does provide a tightening effect to keep the girls in place and wear an up sized shirt. Plenty of women do it so their tits aren't attempting to launch into orbit when they're physically active.

I feel bad for the ones that do have large breasts, because binding and even tight bras can be super bad for you.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's like they find straight men scary

Well Joe Rogan was right when he pointed out that there is a creepiness to men. But these women think gay men are harmless and if they become like them they are finally treated as equals. But we all know how fucking deranged gay men can be like.

 

[Pizza Time]

Although both groups are equally as insufferable to deal with, I think it's easier to look at FtMs. A majority of them just look like teenage boys, tomboys, or stereotypical butch lesbians. As long as they're avoiding/unable to grow facial hair, they usually don't looks unbearable. It doesn't create the same whiplash as seeing a 6'4" man with a cleft chin and 5 o'clock shadow covered in makeup while trying to squeeze his linebacker frame into a cocktail dress.

 

[Ceci]

Well Joe Rogan was right when he pointed out that there is a creepiness to men. But these women think gay men are harmless and if they become like them they are finally treated as equals. But we all know how fucking deranged gay men can be like.

I think the issue is more that they percieve straight men as scary because the man is the "dominant" one in the heterosexual relationship, while the woman is supposed to be "submissive". There's a societal expectation that the man is the one who makes the decisions, and the woman is the one who agrees with him, which of course many young women would be uncomfortable men. Obviously gay relationships can have power imbalances as well, but there's less of a notion that one half of the relationship is supposed to be entirely dominant over the other when both individuals are me, which is why women see gay relationships as an escape of sorts.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I think the issue is more that they percieve straight men as scary because the man is the "dominant" one in the heterosexual relationship, while the woman is supposed to be "submissive". There's a societal expectation that the man is the one who makes the decisions, and the woman is the one who agrees with him, which of course many young women would be uncomfortable men. Obviously gay relationships can have power imbalances as well, but there's less of a notion that one half of the relationship is supposed to be entirely dominant over the other when both individuals are me, which is why women see gay relationships as an escape of sorts.

I would accept this explanation a lot more readily if we were talking about rednecks or orthodox religious whackjobs. Most of those manlets in social media seem to come from far more progressive families and environments than that, and in those (as well as in media for the longest time) the tendency is to show relationships either on equal footing, or with the woman being the more dominant figure. Fuck, one of the most common gags in sitcoms is the dad who thinks he has everything in hand, but ends up getting rescued by his wife when he inevitably gets everything wrong.

I have a different theory: a lot of these Aidens present as being very assertive and aggressively independent but are in fact very submissive. And I mean it in the pure sexual sense, without any moral judgment: they simply enjoy the thought of relinquishing control in a relationship or during sex. But they're very young. They've had the idea that women must be strong and independent and can't be submissive to men hammered into their heads since preschool. Between their instincts and preferences and their upbringing and societal expectations, you get enough mixed messages that they may reach the conclusion that they must be a man instead.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Oh no. Now you've done it.

Spoiler: You've activated my sperg card

Here at Wash and Smash we specialize in cleaning and destruction. This needs the former and deserves the latter.
Allow me to call out my horrors:

• The ",,," is an indicator of a less-than-excellent education or hotdog-fingers incapable of using a cellphone keyboard
• A commentor in the post acknowledges this person as a Juggalo. I admit I don't have the knowledge necessary to see the clue in this scene.
• "Katie" lives with "her" dad and doesn't know the difference between "dyed" and "died". It's possible the photo on the cabinet is the OP.
• Post history shows evidence of a special interest in trains. My autism evidence grows.
• Messy home, unironed flag, hand-me-down cabinet with old dolls - Now we're getting into my area of expertise. This is not a wealthy family.
• Boxes of literal trash indicating mental illness.
• Plug-in butt-massager. The dad may be old.
• Do not step on that floor in bare feet

In short, this house smells terrible, is unclean in many ways, and may be harboring more than one type of disease.

A juggalo is a fan of the band Insane Clown Posse. It’s a subculture that exists entirely among trailer trash.

I’m not convinced that most of these Aidens want to pass. They want to be attractive and butchy and edgy so they can get a hot bisexual girlfriend. In liberal social circles this works. The ones on T with scratchy voices and shitty facial hair, though, they aren’t getting dates.

 

[Ceci]

I would accept this explanation a lot more readily if we were talking about rednecks or orthodox religious whackjobs. Most of those manlets in social media seem to come from far more progressive families and environments than that, and in those (as well as in media for the longest time) the tendency is to show relationships either on equal footing, or with the woman being the more dominant figure. Fuck, one of the most common gags in sitcoms is the dad who thinks he has everything in hand, but ends up getting rescued by his wife when he inevitably gets everything wrong.

The progressive ideal of relationships is far from a reflection of reality. Just because men are in a liberal environment doesn't mean they're treating women respectfully and on equal footing, """woke""" guys mistreating and sexually harassing women is practically a meme at this point from how prevalent it is. You can see men still being dominant over women in "progressive" relationships in this very thread, when husbands troon out and force their wives to take care of kids and do chores, while they're busy playing dress-up. The man tells his wife what to do while he has his fun.

 

[Old Fart]

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When the Rohypnol wears off.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The progressive ideal of relationships is far from a reflection of reality. Just because men are in a liberal environment doesn't mean they're treating women respectfully and on equal footing, """woke""" guys mistreating and sexually harassing women is practically a meme at this point from how prevalent it is. You can see men still being dominant over women in "progressive" relationships in this very thread, when husbands troon out and force their wives to take care of kids and do chores, while they're busy playing dress-up. The man tells his wife what to do while he has his fun.

That's a fair point, but how many of those Aidens do you think have been in relationships, liberal or otherwise, in order to know these things? Considering how many have had sexual traumas in childhood, if I were to hazard a guess I'd say most of them are more familiar with their relatives' dicks than a boyfriend's.

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Both points still stand. I was talking about the ideal itself, you were talking about the practical reality. The intersection of those two things is where the cognitive dissonance that results in ROGD is.

 

[JCnGGd32]

I think a lot of FTM fear of heterosexual relationships are due to pornography. Even 10-15 years ago when I was in equivalent of middle school, pornography on mobile phones was unavoidable. At age 11 I remember being showed hardcore porn (unannounced) on some guy's phone. When we got given the contraception talk at age 13, about 40% of the class were already on the pill or the rod because they were having sex - and this school was the nicer one in town.

It's even worse these days with every phone having internet, social media, snapchat, etc. VERY young kids are exposed to extreme pornography. Surveys show that teenagers feel pressured into hardcore (e.g. fisting, anal, etc) sex acts that weren't common two decades ago. I don't want to sound like some prude that thinks kids shouldn't even know what sex is, but there's a difference between sneaking a look at some boobie pics in a magazine in 1978 and watching full on bondage BDSM choking animal play during class.

I can definitely see young teenage girls seeing what is expected of women in hardcore pornography (degradation and humiliation) and NOT want that. If they've never had a relationship, don't have male friends, and don't know what else to expect, it makes sense they would want to identify out of it.

 

[AnOminous]

I can definitely see young teenage girls seeing what is expected of women in hardcore pornography (degradation and humiliation) and NOT want that. If they've never had a relationship, don't have male friends, and don't know what else to expect, it makes sense they would want to identify out of it.

And unfortunately by so doing they opt into a lifestyle more abusive and degenerate than normalcy, where just being accepted requires them to accept awful shit-tier fetishes as normal that would make a Roman emperor blush.

 

[Safir]

I would accept this explanation a lot more readily if we were talking about rednecks or orthodox religious whackjobs. Most of those manlets in social media seem to come from far more progressive families and environments than that, and in those (as well as in media for the longest time) the tendency is to show relationships either on equal footing, or with the woman being the more dominant figure. Fuck, one of the most common gags in sitcoms is the dad who thinks he has everything in hand, but ends up getting rescued by his wife when he inevitably gets everything wrong.

You are looking at existing normal relationships, like yours, your parents', your well-adjusted friends'. These are teenagers who are not in a relationship --

That's a fair point, but how many of those Aidens do you think have been in relationships, liberal or otherwise, in order to know these things?

-- and they are rightfully scared of a pump and dump plus some revenge porn, because men fuck and women get fucked. Teenage relationships are inherently fucked up, because they're dumb and they occur in a captive environment, usually the only RL environment they have - worse than a workplace. An ex-virgin girl shamed as a slut for putting out for her one true love might as well commit sudoku. To change schools, she needs to tell her parents, and even if she does, everything's on the interwebs anyway.

But now that she's a softboi, she's no longer a passive cumdumpster and a conquest worth some man points - she's a seducer who turned a straight man "gay" and voided his man card. The environment also works in her favor: an adult might think softbois an easy lay, but a teenager had to publicly call himself a faggot for weeks just to touch a boob.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I’m still not convinced most of these girls are True and Honest heterosexuals. Bi at best. Straight teenage girls want male attention and you don’t do that by dressing like a boy. Don’t you remember in middle school when it became clear which girls were straight and which weren’t by who one day went out and got makeup and a push up bra and tight jeans?