🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

@theralph You've become the very thing you despised: a mirror image of MundaneMatt.

Except Matt's not a slovenly drunkard with a rap sheet. So Matt's actually better than Ralph.

 

[Sam Losco]

Gator is trying to say on Twitter that this all started because Josh hates Metokur. What a reach. It definitely wasn't the corn joke, right Shannon? The same joke that made Ralph go out of his way to drunkenly combat Null on the Dick Show and that he's mentioned every following week? Couldn't be that. Faggot.

Reach is an understatement. That's just completely crazy. How does Metokur have anything to do with this shit?

It's fucking crazy how guntblasted Ralph is over the corn joke.

 

[Null]

Gator is trying to say on Twitter that this all started because Josh hates Metokur. What a reach. It definitely wasn't the corn joke, right Shannon? The same joke that made Ralph go out of his way to drunkenly combat Null on the Dick Show and that he's mentioned every following week? Couldn't be that. Faggot.

I'm 99% sure this is just them trying to rope in Metokur. In Ralph's head, they're imagining a Jim livestream with 50k viewers where he just calls me a pedophile over and over again with shit he pulled off ED before jumping over to Dlive to talk to his best friend Ralph on a 10k #Killstream special where I am then finally, totally obliterated and the entire site goes down with me. Ralph, of course, is covering this Jim-induced hysteria on the site as there is SomethingAwful-style mass riots and exoduses every night for two weeks. He's making nightly superchat hauls of $1000 or more. Metokur's back on every day, with other special guest appearances. Zidan even comes back because he's so impressed. At the end, I put up a death notice where I shake my fist in rage at Ralph and Jim. They all make out live on air while Faith gives him head under the table.

Reality is, Jim doesn't give a fuck about IBS anymore and tomorrow the alarm clock will prod Ralph out of peaceful slumber into a new hangover and an inch closer to death, the same as it does every day.

 

[Guntburglar]

Mostly because he's not on YouTube anymore, and because of how high profile his disaster was he'd never be able to secret sock back onto it. All he had to do was not invite a bunch of holocaust deniers on and just make fun of the bitch with the smurf vagina with Dick and Metokur and he might still be on YouTube.

This is Ralph we're discussing.
It was inevitable for him to lose his channel because he's a grifting perpetual intoxicated fuck up who "don't give no fucks". The healstream only sped up the timeline.

 

[Vetti]

I'm 99% sure this is just them trying to rope in Metokur. In Ralph's head, they're imagining a Jim livestream with 50k viewers where he just calls me a pedophile over and over again with shit he pulled off ED before jumping over to Dlive to talk to his best friend Ralph on a 10k #Killstream special where I am then finally, totally obliterated and the entire site goes down with me. Ralph, of course, is covering this Jim-induced hysteria on the site as there is SomethingAwful-style mass riots and exoduses every night for two weeks. He's making nightly superchat hauls of $1000 or more. Metokur's back on every day, with other special guest appearances. Zidan even comes back because he's so impressed. At the end, I put up a death notice where I shake my fist in rage at Ralph and Jim. They all make out live on air while Faith gives him head under the table.

Reality is, Jim doesn't give a fuck about IBS anymore and tomorrow the alarm clock will prod Ralph out of peaceful slumber into a new hangover and an inch closer to death, the same as it does every day.

I'm genuinely not sure because I can only think of a handful of times you have ever been seen with each other but where does the Null hates Jim and Jim hates Null narrative come from? I remember you going hard when he started the hat store but everybody else in his thread did too at the time so it's not as if it was Null's big personal blowout with Jim.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

I'm 99% sure this is just them trying to rope in Metokur. In Ralph's head, they're imagining a Jim livestream with 50k viewers where he just calls me a pedophile over and over again with shit he pulled off ED before jumping over to Dlive to talk to his best friend Ralph on a 10k #Killstream special where I am then finally, totally obliterated and the entire site goes down with me. Ralph, of course, is covering this Jim-induced hysteria on the site as there is SomethingAwful-style mass riots and exoduses every night for two weeks. He's making nightly superchat hauls of $1000 or more. Metokur's back on every day, with other special guest appearances. Zidan even comes back because he's so impressed. At the end, I put up a death notice where I shake my fist in rage at Ralph and Jim. They all make out live on air while Faith gives him head under the table.

Reality is, Jim doesn't give a fuck about IBS anymore and tomorrow the alarm clock will prod Ralph out of peaceful slumber into a new hangover and an inch closer to death, the same as it does every day.

So you confirm everything on your ED page is 100% true and honest about you? Explains why your so jealous of ethan's new gf, young and feedable! The gunt prevails again! #Gatoristhefirstfag

 

[Null]

I'm genuinely not sure because I can only think of a handful of times you have ever been seen with each other but where does the Null hates Jim and Jim hates Null narrative come from? I remember you going hard when he started the hat store but everybody else in his thread did too at the time so it's not as if it was Null's big personal blowout with Jim.

I have vocally criticized Jim before. I thought, and think, his merch store is lazy, cynical garbage. When Jim got doxed, I also vouched for the quality of work that zedkissed does and that if zed thinks it's right, I believe his word on that implicitly. (This is why they think that.)

 

[All becomes gunt]

Mostly because he's not on YouTube anymore, and because of how high profile his disaster was he'd never be able to secret sock back onto it. All he had to do was not invite a bunch of holocaust deniers on and just make fun of the bitch with the smurf vagina with Dick and Metokur and he might still be on YouTube.

It's not even like being on Dlive let his show preserve its edge. He's constantly toned down his content, killed off cohosts, and screens callers to appease Dlive's administration He's as fenced in as he would be on YouTube without the benefit of the audience or superchats (which use Google Pay and are more accessible). He knows he can't replace Dlive, at least not right now, so he'll do whatever it takes to stay on.

It goes to show that the discord spergs way back when kumite was still a thing were right, all these e-celebs are grifters or feds ( and some are both ) that sold their soul to Moloch. They don't believe in anything politically or personally, they just grift the countercurrent for money. No self respecting white nationalist or self respecting anything for that matter would even come close to associate his identity with these degenerate pieces of shit, in fact they are the ones to be sent to the work camps first. If they were really genuine about what they believed in there would be no obstacle too big for them to cross for a cause so important. They would martyr themselves even and they would be blissfull for their work because of the beautiful effect it would have and their only concern would be to expand the reach of this gospel ( some teachings from Jesus in case faggot Fuentes is reading ).

They have ties to Milo and various yids, heck gunty has connections to Epstein. Their existence is way more insidious and definitely detrimental to any movement they are attached to as they give credence to the opposition just by their mere hillarious presence. It doesn't seem that all of this is fully organic to me and maybe to a point it was cultivated by certain (((forces))). To their guntguard paypiggies and their useful idiots ( see : gator ) i feel nothing but contempt about how they allow themselves to live in this dellusion that these retards are going to save the white race from the extintion it's undergoing right now or that they are based lifestyle paradigms they need to defend or follow. Look at how most of them are fat slobs, they built a prison of flesh for themselves that they will burn in for all eternity.

AS THEY ALL GET DEMONITIZED AND THEIR OWN TACTICS ARE USED AGAINST EM, AS THEIR OWN GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST COME BACK TO HAUNT EM, NOONE WILL DO NOTHING BUT LAUGH. THEY DESERVE ALL THIS AND MORE. LET THE CORN GROW WE WILL JUST BE HERE TO HARVEST IT.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Does Jim O'patty even do anything anymore? I haven't heard a word from him in months. He's not coming back on shannon and ralph.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

IBS or PMS? Either way Ralph's asshole is bleeding.

 

[Vetti]

Does Jim O'patty even do anything anymore? I haven't heard a word from him in months. He's not coming back on shannon and ralph.

For the past few months he's been waiting for the wuflu to destroy the world like an evangelical who thinks the rapture is coming next week. Has he done anything interesting though? No.

 

[Spectre_06]

I'm 99% sure this is just them trying to rope in Metokur. In Ralph's head, they're imagining a Jim livestream with 50k viewers where he just calls me a pedophile over and over again with shit he pulled off ED before jumping over to Dlive to talk to his best friend Ralph on a 10k #Killstream special where I am then finally, totally obliterated and the entire site goes down with me. Ralph, of course, is covering this Jim-induced hysteria on the site as there is SomethingAwful-style mass riots and exoduses every night for two weeks. He's making nightly superchat hauls of $1000 or more. Metokur's back on every day, with other special guest appearances. Zidan even comes back because he's so impressed. At the end, I put up a death notice where I shake my fist in rage at Ralph and Jim. They all make out live on air while Faith gives him head under the table.

Reality is, Jim doesn't give a fuck about IBS anymore and tomorrow the alarm clock will prod Ralph out of peaceful slumber into a new hangover and an inch closer to death, the same as it does every day.

It's just a work, ya' goof!

Tell 'em, Gator!

 

[instythot]

Reach is an understatement. That's just completely crazy. How does Metokur have anything to do with this shit?

It's fucking crazy how guntblasted Ralph is over the corn joke.

It's even fucking crazier when you remember that Ethan Ralph wasn't even the target or punchline. It was a joke about bloodthirsty people needing blood and Ralph's will calm them down momentarily

 

[William Tell Underpass]

I feel uncomfortable having an audioclip of ralph masturbating constantly ready to play on my browser.....

 

[beautiful person]

It's even fucking crazier when you remember that Ethan Ralph wasn't even the target or punchline. It was a joke about bloodthirsty people needing blood and Ralph's will calm them down momentarily

"B-but Josh threw me under the bus! How dare he!!"

 

[ClipBitch]

 

[MelloYello]

I'm 99% sure this is just them trying to rope in Metokur.

That sounds like the dumbest plan Ralph could possibly come up with in his drunken stupor, so you're probably right.

I'm sure Jim would be thrilled to be the personal army for his "internet-fwiends". Just ask Sarg'n.

 

[Never knows best]

Gator is trying to say on Twitter that this all started because Josh hates Metokur. What a reach. It definitely wasn't the corn joke, right Shannon? The same joke that made Ralph go out of his way to drunkenly combat Null on the Dick Show and that he's mentioned every following week? Couldn't be that. Faggot.

I don't know why everyone thinks Metokur will jump in to help them, I guess they did forget the whole "no internet friends" thing. This is kinda sad really, trying to drag someone in to protect you from the consequences of your own actions

 

[SimoHayha]

It's even fucking crazier when you remember that Ethan Ralph wasn't even the target or punchline. It was a joke about bloodthirsty people needing blood and Ralph's will calm them down momentarily

Ethan has said himself he's "doing more interviews than ever!" but it's all very lackluster and not translating into steady viewer growth. He remembers the fun they had when there was an "enemy" of the show they could roast and puff themselves up in comparison.

This is an obviously a move to make his audience think there is some major drama going on right now. I can't imagine a lot of the current KS audience would read this thread so Ethan and Shannon appear to be barking at the moon from an outsider's perspective. It can go on for a while but people are gonna get bored hearing about the LIES being spread in regards to his fetching girlfriend.

Also, you date an eighteen year-old when they are a fertile, 10/10; not some retarded used-up hag who considers her "trauma" to be something to look up to and respect.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Also, you date an eighteen year-old when they are a fertile, 10/10; not some retarded used-up hag who considers her "trauma" to be something to look up to and respect.

I go back and forth over whether it'd be actually less creepy if she were a college-aged hardbody, but based on what she in fact is, it's really hard to see the appeal beyond the short amount of time she's walked the Earth.