🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ralph is the kind of guy who finds a five dollar bill and then brags to people that he won the lottery. When you make another booze run for Maker's Mark and Woodford after this stream try to remember that Monopoly money isn't legal tender @theralph.

Update: I noticed PPP tripled Ralph's real impressive haul without even trying, and the guy doesn't even bother cashing any of it out - he just throws it back into the chest and gives it back to the audience. Poor Ralph, just think of all the pills and paint thinner he's going to miss out on without those lemons.
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Cyn7kaL said:
Jarbo being honest is funny but I doubt he's being honest about some shit. I believe his irl interaction with Dick Masterson began with Dick walking up behind him and saying "I love the SoylessMatt show".
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Matt and Dick have both related their own versions of the story on their respective platforms a while ago, and Matt essentially repeated his today. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.
 
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soy_king said:
They're Ralphs paypiggies. They lost their sense of self respect a long time ago.
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I honestly think a lot of them don't know anything about the drama surrounding him. When they see drama on Ralph's twitter or there are chats about drama, a lot of them seem confused. They are in the dark, and instead of it being explained, it becomes 'Everyone is out to get me'. Paypigs see it as an attack, want to help their master, pay money, cycle continues.
 
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Cyn7kaL said:
Jarbo being honest is funny but I doubt he's being honest about some shit. I believe his irl interaction with Dick Masterson began with Dick walking up behind him and saying "I love the SoylessMatt show".
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Jarbo seemed to have prepared a script, and in fairness which didn't include any crying for sympathy. He also had a laser focus on Ralph, Godwinson asked him about MC Jarbo and he just shrugged it off, and concentrated on going after Ralph.

PPP seems to have the ability to bring bring reputations back from the dead, in PPP's thread people are singing Kraut's praises, now Mundane Matt has been rehabilitated... who the fuck saw that coming.
 
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