🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Null said:
I'm really disappointed that Dame of all people is going to try and help Ralph.

Dame, do the right thing and bully Ralph
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Dame licks gunt crease because whenever he makes an appearance he knows Ralph will dolphin laugh at every sound drop and that he'll get his dopamine rush as people spam his Dlive stickers. It's gay.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Hey... where is Gaytor? He hasn't tweeted at all today... maybe he just happens to be pulling a double shift at the grocery store today of all days and can't defend his master's honor. Well at least Ralph still has a block button, he must be a cultured man... a reader of Sun Tzu...
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I didn't even realize that Ralph made an appearance during his stream. For 1 minute and 35 seconds, where he looks like he's on the verge of tears, he scrambles to quickly justify turning on the stream at all. It's literally 95 seconds, 4 minutes in, out of a 17 minute stream where he can even bother to show his fucking face while four retards next door are laughing their asses off.

 
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Null said:
I didn't even realize that Ralph made an appearance during his stream. For 1 minute and 35 seconds, where he looks like he's on the verge of tears, he scrambles to quickly justify turning on the stream at all. It's literally 95 seconds, 4 minutes in, out of a 17 minute stream where he can even bother to show his fucking face while four retards next door are laughing their asses off.

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Look at the fucking seethe and rage in his teary eyes lol!
 
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Axle @ phantom organization is so incredibly funny. I'm talking about rolling on the floor funny. I would love to see him on a stream with ppp and Godwinson, doesn't need to be a dunk on Ralph stream either. These guys are smart and funny. Today was epic. First axle entertained for hoirs and cut it off for PPP's stream to start. matt was really good on there. Josh was so generous to give us some of his valuable time. What's great about this is Ralph has used and screwed so many people that they can agree on some core beliefs I.e. Ralph is a shitbird child molester. Kraut and his vape was annoying but the rest was pure gold. The best part was ralphy running to his blue checked hug box and trying to save face after getting completely blown out. I think everyone with twitter should write to ralphs future guests and really explain how they will now be associated with a Nazi child molester. Its only fair these people know this.. Anyways today was magic, 1500 viwers... RALPH can claim bots but deep down in his gunt he is so scared ahahahaha . karma is coming for Ethan Oliver Ralph. That bitch is gonna rip him to pieces because he is a loser. Soon to be the biggest joke on the web. Just need to find someone willing to do a commentary about his previous nights stream and then no one will ever tune in for his trash show.
 
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Null said:
I didn't even realize that Ralph made an appearance during his stream. For 1 minute and 35 seconds, where he looks like he's on the verge of tears, he scrambles to quickly justify turning on the stream at all. It's literally 95 seconds, 4 minutes in, out of a 17 minute stream where he can even bother to show his fucking face while four retards next door are laughing their asses off.

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I wonder if he's self-aware of just how appropriate the Bojack themesong is, and I'm guessing he isn't.

The only real differences between Ethan Ralph and Bojack Horseman are:
  • Bojack washed up AFTER making his fortune
  • Bojack bangs hot young chicks
  • Bojack is entertaining to watch
 
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