"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[JY's Tampon]

flipping off a mirror selfie...says it all
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I don't mean to shit up thread with this guy but there is a few more on the Tranny Sideshow thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-5783332

 

[AnOminous]

flipping off a mirror selfie...says it all
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What a walking sack of autistic rage.

 

[muh_moobs]

Okay this isn't our Aspen but here is some new info on Phil from last year when he was getting booted from Tempo West Apartments. I think this Aspen copied & pasted as per instructions on the bottom. 2 things:

1. He has a new roomate?
2. He needs tampons because he is post OP.

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It's just another "headmate"

 

[fuckidunno]

flipping off a mirror selfie...says it all
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(maybe this should be in another thread - don't know if he's worthy of his own)

But bathroom camo....I'd think for public bathroom camo you'd want a ghillie suit of TP, shit smears, pee stained tightey whites (with troon "period stains" is a personal choice)and maybe some heroine needles from the floor
IOW Phil's wardrobe

 

[Mogambo]

even if we assume he got the surgery what the fuck does a post op transsexual need with tampons? He knows gangrenous discharge from an open wound is not a period right?

Maybe he saw Yaniv obsessing over tampons and decided to run with it? He tends to copy more successful tranny scam artists so it wouldn't shock me overly much.

Spoiler: confession

I admit I know ADF has at least 2 other nicknames unknown to the farms. He doesn't use them online which is interesting, and I am not sure why. Aspen is new to me though.

Interesting. That's unlike Phil. Usually when he's obsessed with something he makes it the crux of his identity and posts it everywhere online. While I don't doubt he has a life outside his social media, I've always understood it to be rather boring and mundane.

I'm curious about his other identities. I don't care what they are specifically, but do they all tie back into some sort of leftist ideology. I know there was some speculation Phil was going to try his luck at pretending to be Muslim, and while I certainly don't rule it out, I also suspect Phil will be very wary of adopting an "ethnic" persona. In fact I strongly suspect he's trying to distance himself from anything "Latinx" because he's still afraid of Toren spilling the beans.

Also, I still believe that surgery was real. You all are just clinging to the optimistic hope that such a horrible miscarriage of medical care could never really happen. I BELIEVE.

I don't believe it, but I'd like for it to be real because it would be hilarious if a "doctor" chopped off a mentally ill lolcow's dick. I mean that's more like a plot to a movie or TV show than real life. It would be a highlight for 2019/2020. It wouldn't do anything to make Phil's life better, and if Phil lived through it we might even get a regret saga where he whines about how the Farms tricked him into getting his wee wee sliced off. The lulz would be worth it. I just don't think he actually did.

 

[The Dude]

Maybe he saw Yaniv obsessing over tampons and decided to run with it? He tends to copy more successful tranny scam artists so it wouldn't shock me overly much.



Interesting. That's unlike Phil. Usually when he's obsessed with something he makes it the crux of his identity and posts it everywhere online. While I don't doubt he has a life outside his social media, I've always understood it to be rather boring and mundane.

I'm curious about his other identities. I don't care what they are specifically, but do they all tie back into some sort of leftist ideology. I know there was some speculation Phil was going to try his luck at pretending to be Muslim, and while I certainly don't rule it out, I also suspect Phil will be very wary of adopting an "ethnic" persona. In fact I strongly suspect he's trying to distance himself from anything "Latinx" because he's still afraid of Toren spilling the beans.



I don't believe it, but I'd like for it to be real because it would be hilarious if a "doctor" chopped off a mentally ill lolcow's dick. I mean that's more like a plot to a movie or TV show than real life. It would be a highlight for 2019/2020. It wouldn't do anything to make Phil's life better, and if Phil lived through it we might even get a regret saga where he whines about how the Farms tricked him into getting his wee wee sliced off. The lulz would be worth it. I just don't think he actually did.

Phil's thimble dick and snow pea balls are so tiny it wouldn't make much difference either way.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Was it Phil that gave up on his lezbo bike messenger persona b/c the bike would hurt his new vag? or his aspiring vag? or whatever mess is down there? I seem to recall that was his excuse for not riding (not an extra 60lbs of cheese around the midriff)
Has he dropped that whole counterculture totem or does it make the occasional comeback?

that was one of my favorite Phils

 

[The Dude]

Was it Phil that gave up on his lezbo bike messenger persona b/c the bike would hurt his new vag? or his aspiring vag? or whatever mess is down there? I seem to recall that was his excuse for not riding (not an extra 60lbs of cheese around the midriff)
Has he dropped that whole counterculture totem or does it make the occasional comeback?

that was one of my favorite Phils

Phil used to claim he couldn't ride until after his surgery because the seat hurt his little balls. He got a half-way decent bike, called it his "daughter" for some asinine reason, but it just sat in the background of photos as yet another identity prop (like the tranny bats and BudK knives and mall ninja crap) and basically became a decoration in his first apartment. He even wrapped it in twinkle lights, but like with all his identity props it was soon forgotten and never mentioned again. He stopped sperging about it (and bicycles in general) around the same time he started his GRS claims.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Phil used to claim he couldn't ride until after his surgery because the seat hurt his little balls. He got a half-way decent bike, called it his "daughter" for some asinine reason, but it just sat in the background of photos as yet another identity prop (like the tranny bats and BudK knives and mall ninja crap) and basically became a decoration in his first apartment. He even wrapped it in twinkle lights, but like with all his identity props it was soon forgotten and never mentioned again. He stopped sperging about it (and bicycles in general) around the same time he started his GRS claims.

IIRC he got himself ll inked up with bike stuff.
wonder how that resolves. I guess hecould just keep getting fatter to make more tattoo room for his next identities

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

This isn't a uniquely Phil delusion. It is a pretty common tenet of troon delusion that they believe they have a "period" despite having no uterus or any body part capable of giving them one.

There are, of course, emotional ups-and-downs with blocking your body's naturally produced sex hormone and introducing a foreign one into an endocrine system that can't support it. Trannies refer to these periods of emotional instability as their "period", even though they happen randomly and usually for like a day. It's all very deluded.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil used to claim he couldn't ride until after his surgery because the seat hurt his little balls. He got a half-way decent bike, called it his "daughter" for some asinine reason, but it just sat in the background of photos as yet another identity prop (like the tranny bats and BudK knives and mall ninja crap) and basically became a decoration in his first apartment. He even wrapped it in twinkle lights, but like with all his identity props it was soon forgotten and never mentioned again. He stopped sperging about it (and bicycles in general) around the same time he started his GRS claims.

Lulwut?! He’s off the bike trip?! AFTER GETTING NUMEROUS BIKE TATTOOS?!

When Philthy dies in a not too distant future, his body will literally be a tattoo map of his various autistic obsessions.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phil used to claim he couldn't ride until after his surgery because the seat hurt his little balls. He got a half-way decent bike, called it his "daughter" for some asinine reason, but it just sat in the background of photos as yet another identity prop (like the tranny bats and BudK knives and mall ninja crap) and basically became a decoration in his first apartment. He even wrapped it in twinkle lights, but like with all his identity props it was soon forgotten and never mentioned again. He stopped sperging about it (and bicycles in general) around the same time he started his GRS claims.

I'd think the seat rubbing up against a bunch of necrotic tissue and the pelvic floor would hurt a lot more than it rubbing up against Phil's little Italian sausage-and-meatballs.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

This isn't a uniquely Phil delusion. It is a pretty common tenet of troon delusion that they believe they have a "period" despite having no uterus or any body part capable of giving them one.

I thought it was because of the orange pus that leaks out because of the nature of the "surgery" that leaves some kind of colon flap in to lubricate the neo "vagina".

I kind of don't want to wish that fate on Phil, but for some reason it's hilarious to think of someone that fat dressed all in black who you can smell for a mile away, even in a homeless encampment, bleeding orange pus from his crotch and going WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

 

[MasterDisaster]

Call it a hunch but I think Philthy's 'surgery' is more of a 'procedure'. I'm guessing he's clearing out old tattoos that don't fit his prerogative anymore; the bicycles, the latinx shit, the stupid ass tear drop. Laser removal ain't cheap but calling it surgery makes it sound important because if you told people it was being used to remove autist scribbles they'd tell you to fuck off and live with them.

 

[The Dude]

IIRC he got himself ll inked up with bike stuff.
wonder how that resolves. I guess hecould just keep getting fatter to make more tattoo room for his next identities

It's kind of interesting that he hasn't expressed any desire towards getting new ink in a very long time. He used to get a new tard scribble tat a couple times a year or more and was really proud of his canvas of retardation. Maybe like with his rat teeth and bloated fetal alcohol face, us making fun of his pre-school level "body art" has Philled him with shame and embarrassment and he no longer wants to get his ink on?

There are, of course, emotional ups-and-downs with blocking your body's naturally produced sex hormone and introducing a foreign one into an endocrine system that can't support it. Trannies refer to these periods of emotional instability as their "period", even though they happen randomly and usually for like a day. It's all very deluded.

Some guys in a close, loving relationship/marriage will have sympathy symptoms when their woman is on their period. It's not common, but it does happen sometimes. And there have been studies that have shown even men can go through a monthly cycle similar to women and their menstrual cycles. But that's completely different from men faking at being women insisting that they're totally having Aunt Flow come for her monthly visit.

Lulwut?! He’s off the bike trip?! AFTER GETTING NUMEROUS BIKE TATTOOS?!

When Philthy dies in a not too distant future, his body will literally be a tattoo map of his various autistic obsessions.

No one will ever accuse Phil of being an intelligent man who thinks things out thoroughly before doing something. He's an absolute fucktard who goes to extreme lengths and cost to "prove" his identity is "valid" to complete strangers. He is a miserable soul who has no power, influence, nor control over his own life. He's an obese, retarded manchild and a coward who is ashamed of being a fat, Autistic little bitch. I've likened his identity to being a paper doll that he will "dress up" with whatever "outfit" that he believes will garner him attention and acceptance. Usually these "outfits" are whatever catches his Autistic fancy that he thinks will make him look tough, powerful, unique, special, "badass", or boil down to "fuck YOU dad!" But like with a lot of people our beloved Farms keep tabs on, Phil lacks self-awareness, and so he fails to consider any long-term repercussions of his decisions or how ridiculous they make him look in the long run. Which is why he's covered in retarded scribble tattos, has a bike "daughter" he's never actually ridded (having that setup that turns it into a stationary bike doesn't count), and has hundreds (possibly thousands) of dollars worth of tranny bats and cheap BudK knives that just gather dust in the "AnTardfa Barracks". He will always go for instant gratification over long term happiness and security in life.

I'd think the seat rubbing up against a bunch of necrotic tissue and the pelvic floor would hurt a lot more than it rubbing up against Phil's little Italian sausage-and-meatballs.

As I said above, Phil isn't one to actually think things through like a mature, rational adult. He's got the mental capacity of a 13 year old kid. He also makes a lot of excuses for not ever actually doing anything in life. His bike was always meant to be a prop to help him feel like his Communist ideology is "validated", because he Autistically believes all Communists ride bikes and it's somehow "revolutionary" to do so. Of course, he never stopped to think that having a massive surgically created wound between your legs would be a helluva lot more painful when riding a bike than his little twig and berries. And then there's the fact that he's on the Spectrum and many people with Autism have sensory issues and discomfort to consider. Whatever the reason, it all boils down to Phil never having learned to ride a bike and likely never will.

Call it a hunch but I think Philthy's 'surgery' is more of a 'procedure'. I'm guessing he's clearing out old tattoos that don't fit his prerogative anymore; the bicycles, the latinx shit, the stupid ass tear drop. Laser removal ain't cheap but calling it surgery makes it sound important because if you told people it was being used to remove autist scribbles they'd tell you to fuck off and live with them.

Could be his shitty diet and sedentary lifestyle is catching up to him and he had kidney or gall bladder stones. A diet of nothing but salts and sugars will do that to you. It won't be long until the tax payers will be paying for Phil's extremities to be lopped off because of the Diabeetus. He leads a pretty high-risk lifestyle for several diseases, ailments, and issues. From the gross shit on his Shrek feet, to Diabetes, to heart disease, to just getting a horrible infection from being a filthy slob if he were to cut himself accidentally...one of these days his unhealthy lifestyle will catch up with him and he'll never understand why.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I wonder if he's gonna change his name again. There should be a law where if you legally change your name enough times the next time you try it's not your choice but left to a random name generator. One where one part of your name is going to be awful. So Phil goes in and he's all 'I'm Aspen White now' and the RNG comes out with Bobby Shitpants Mcgee.

 

[Old Fart]

I wonder if he's gonna change his name again. There should be a law where if you legally change your name enough times the next time you try it's not your choice but left to a random name generator. One where one part of your name is going to be awful. So Phil goes in and he's all 'I'm Aspen White now' and the RNG comes out with Bobby Shitpants Mcgee.

Awful is in the eye of the beholder. It's no use, for example, to call a tranny "Cumbucket Coomdripper Delici", they'd just proudly take it to Twitter for all to see. So they'd have personalise them; "Adolf Heydrich Trump" on the other hand would make them wince.

But by far the best punishment would be to give them their birth names back.

 

[AnOminous]

So Phil goes in and he's all 'I'm Aspen White now' and the RNG comes out with Bobby Shitpants Mcgee.

They should just make it all normal names, like where Iceland has a list of approved names and you're called that or you can fuck off. Just call him Phil Jones.

 

[Nigonidas]

He's a deer furry now right? Aspen is a tree. Deers like trees. Case solved.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a deer furry now right? Aspen is a tree. Deers like trees. Case solved.

He's an Aspie. So he cruises around town Aspen up a storm.