🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[instythot]

Yeah I maintain gunty will keep it cool on the show but then sperg out on twitter tonight after.

If he does lose it, dlive is fully complicit in not forcing him to wrangle Rand in the midst of his drunken rage

 

[Null]

Someone post the cliff notes version. Going to bed.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

On whomst'd've's ceiling? Phantom Organisation or Ralph's?

1 Tissue stuck to a beam and at least 1 area at the top of the image that looks a bit soggier than it should be.

He's gonna need more corn to barter for superberries so he can fix his roof.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Imagine going to a fancy bar with your girlfriend daughter but she can't sit with you at the bar because she under 21:
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Does he honestly think anyone gives a shit? An chronic alcoholic with middling at best taste in bourbon going to a boutique whiskey bar isn’t an own.

 

[instythot]

Pretty sure WW3 could break out and Ralph would still dedicate 10-15 mins of his show defending himself and explaining to his audience why PPP and Josh are fags.

You know, if he wasn't so deathly afraid of even saying "PPP" , he could spend 15 minutes credibly spinning Ashton and RJ as a closeted homosexual couple

 

[Disheveled Human]

You know, if he wasn't so deathly afraid of even saying "PPP" , he could spend 15 minutes credibly spinning Ashton and RJ as a closeted homosexual couple

I mean that would be even funnier if it turned out Ralph was getting BTFO by an obese homosexual Canadian couple.

 

[2021Murder]

Fucking hell, ethan is full tilt, it hasnt been 24 hours and weve jumped 20 pages. Its like an extended release pill stream

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I've seen people speculating this. It's my theory that gunt believes it and its why he suddenly hates teaclips so much.

But that's just a theory. A "Gunt Theory"TM !

 

[PhoBingas]

@Arm Pit Cream
Yeah, I gave him some lemons testing out the whole d-live lemon currency thing. If I'm going to buy him or the gunt coffee, PPP is getting it, at least he won't ruin it with bourbon.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

How dare he defame generous Josh

 

[Garth]

Of course Ralph is trying to re-bre-brand his "show" the other night he got visibly upset with the mention of Hitler. He is the Carnie of online bullshit. Just a con man looking for his next mark. He always talks about money money money. That's all that matters to him. RALPH has always been much more left leaning then his audience. Does he dislike black people? No, just black men. He has said many times he enjoys black prostitutes from the streets of Richmond. Then why does he hate black men? No it has nothing to do with sports but with his exes. All his exes have cheated on Ralph with guys named Jamal. RALPH knew nora was across the pond getting gunned out by big buck brothas with their big black veiny snakes. Everytime she would arrive in Richmond Ralph would rake her to a motel so he could bang her without upsetting his mom and retard brother. As soon as he would eat her pusspuss he would stop for a minute and cry about the afro American seed he could taste. Of course he would wipe his tears and finish before attempting to mount her. She would lay there on her phone while Ralph struggled to insert his baby penis in her. She never had the heart to tell him that he wasn't in her pusspuss or pooper but in fact just between her brown paki thighs. She would mumble "this is why I sleep with afro Americans before falling asleep all while Ralph kept hammering her thighs talking about smashing her pusspuss. Oh how pathetic. We know this as facts because we have all had to go past his dick pic that was posted here after he was catfished years ago. What a sad sad baby penis it is.

Lurk 2 more years, faggot.

 

[instythot]

@Arm Pit Cream
Yeah, I gave him some lemons testing out the whole d-live lemon currency thing. If I'm going to buy him or the gunt coffee, PPP is getting it, at least he won't ruin it with bourbon.

Fucking Ashton thinks Tim Horton's is drinkable. Either way, you're committing a crime against beans

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

How dare he defame generous Josh
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Aaaaaand now he made it impossible to not hate watch and spam PPP Won.

 

[GameDevAnon]

 

[Crystal Golem]

How dare he defame generous Josh
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ok I dunno anymore is this going to be a complete spergfest? I can't wait to hear gator say "Karen Farms" about a million times.

 

[PhoBingas]

Fucking Ashton thinks Tim Horton's is drinkable. Either way, you're committing a crime against beans

I know. I was hoping the lemons I gave him he'd splurge and go to one of those non-chain coffee shops and getting himself something that isn't Burger King's reject swill.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

How dare he defame generous Josh

"JUDAS MOON!!! JOSH MCJUDAS!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT DELETE POSTS MAKING FUN OF ME AND DADDY DICK!!!!!" Ralph is acting like such a spoiled little bitch, I think he got released from prison too early, a few more months would have given him thicker skin.

 

[Disheveled Human]

When you type ethan into google the first suggestion is ethanol that AI is getting scary advanced.

 

[buying gf]

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Needs the picture of Faith's father with the goggles

 

[Sasquatch82]

"JUDAS MOON!!! JOSH MCJUDAS!!

He's really trying another 'linguistic killshot'? Keep trying Ralph, eventually one of these is going to hit.
You frequently like to remind people that alliteration is an effective rhetorical device, maybe try that.
E.g. Kino Kraut, Generous Josh, Majestic Matt