🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Caller brought up Shaggy 2 Dope and Ralph got shook af. "Nah i don't want to bring that up" with a shit eating grin on his face. Deflected that shit so hard he turned Asian. "People paid Shaggy 2 dope $180 dollars to say that".

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Ralph's jiggling frog neck is hideously disgusting. Imagine that beast thrusting and panting on top of you. Dripping sweat, beady eyes rolling back.

I put on weight the past few years. Dropped thirty pounds over the past four months. Thankfully, I don't have the fucking waddle of a turkey under my chin like this fat fuck does.

This stream can be summed up with one phrase, as I've said: "There is no war in Ba Sing Se!"
 
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He's rocking F cups... the lad!!!!!

Faith identifies as a pansexual so Ralph is like an all you can eat buffet of the senses for her.

Or some ontological horror that makes her question the true nature of good and evil.

Imagine having to throw a leg over that every time you need a ride to the Piggly Wiggly to get some wonderbread and paper plates.
 
Kids like this just make me sad, because they will accept any relationship that is proposed to them. They have such a warped view of themselves and of human interactions that just a little positive attention is enough to fall for someone. Like popping into their DMs to ask about the cookies they're making.

Not a hard catch at all.
 
I think he got released from prison too early, a few more months would have given him thicker skin.
And less of a tight ass.

He's really trying another 'linguistic killshot'? Keep trying Ralph, eventually one of these is going to hit.
You frequently like to remind people that alliteration is an effective rhetorical device, maybe try that.
E.g. Kino Kraut, Generous Josh, Majestic Matt

Hmmm. So Ralph likes alliteration.
Tommy Tooter likes alliteration.

Ralph likes trash burgers.
Tommy Tooter likes trash burgers.

Ralph has questionable experiences with girls of questionable age.
Tommy Tooter has questionable experiences with girls of questionable age!

Tommy Tooter is a known dog abuser.
Ralph's kitty tried to escape...

Also both have a vendetta against these fine Kiwi Farms (despite both maintaining accounts here).
 
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