Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[ThrowawayFurry]

Bruh of all hairstyles that’s what you chose
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Let's pick this pic apart, shall we?

First off, it isn't a terrible haircut until you scroll down past the spikes, then the fade is just shit. And the head it's sitting on is fucking stupid. There's a MASSIVE amount of hair clippings stuck on his greasy forehead, like they didn't even brush it off. He can't even be bothered to run a razor through the central part of his monobrow. Then, going down the picture, you have Lou's dead eyes, and his horkin nose. Past that, there's the disgustache and the unkempt beard (although I can't say much on that one myself right now) but his is full of white hairs. Getting up there in age, Lou? Is all the stress from having a thread here whitening your hair? Lastly, where's the stupid fucking tiger mask that you so desperately "needed"? That's a green cloth mask, with no tiger in sight.

Anyway, I just wasted a little of my life doing this but here you go.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

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This really shouldn't be as funny as it is to me. It's not even that late at night, I really shouldn't be chuckling to myself over this fucking ugly ass pear.

Seriously though why did he go for the most masc haircut he could? At least go for some like short back n sides deal since you could pass yourself off as a bull dyke or something if you bothered to shave

 

[SIGSEGV]

5 minutes in KolourPaint

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I just need some money for food
Thanks for the money now I need money for a plate to eat the food off of
Thanks now I need money for water to go with my food
Thanks now I need a new outfit
Thanks now I need a haircut to go with my new outfit
Thanks now I need money to get to the salon
Thanks now I need money to eat because I’m too hungry to go to the salon
Thanks now I need money for soap because I’m too dirty to go on the bus
Thanks now I need money for the bus to buy soap
Thanks now I need money for more food because all that made me hungry
Thanks now I’ve spent all my savings on all these unforeseen expenses like eating and clothing myself so I need money to replenish my money or else I would be out of money

Jesus Christ it's like the world's most autistic If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. Absolutely horrifying (and horrifyingly accurate).

This haircut is the absolute best of all possible options, though I'm admittedly a little sad he didnt get it fried blonde too. I feel something that really bears noting here is that this is a hairstyle that requires UPKEEP-- it doesn't look very good anyways imo, since it's a douchebro haircut, but it will look a whole lot worse soon.
They cut it long enough on top and... whatever's happening on the sides, that it's gonna need regular trimming to keep looking like that. Lou has reasonably robust hair, so I have a sneaking suspicion it grows fast, and that means it's gonna get too tall to reasonably spike very quickly and just turn into a puff on the sides. So if he wants to keep it like this he's gonna need regular touch ups or resign himself to it turning into a shitty halfway-between mess in about two or three weeks.
On the off chance that he DOES decide to keep it like this, this is a styled haircut. It takes product, and it takes daily styling, and Lou isn't exactly a paragon of cleanliness and personal grooming. I've known quite a few guys who did gel in their hair (ranging from looked-like-a-model to looked-like-an-aging-lesbian) and that shit takes work. Can't WAIT to see Lou either begging for hair gel or walking around looking like he's got a roadkill toupee.

Also this is objectively the absolute least flattering haircut he possibly could have gotten for his bulbous testicle chin and I can't stop laughing. Bitch is really embracing his clownsona.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

On the off chance that he DOES decide to keep it like this, this is a styled haircut. It takes product, and it takes daily styling, and Lou isn't exactly a paragon of cleanliness and personal grooming. I've known quite a few guys who did gel in their hair (ranging from looked-like-a-model to looked-like-an-aging-lesbian) and that shit takes work. Can't WAIT to see Lou either begging for hair gel or walking around looking like he's got a roadkill toupee.

He'd better wash that shit out before bed at the very least. Just kidding, he'll be so proud of it he'll refuse to bathe for several days.

I doubt he tipped the stylist either. Probably called him "sir" or something.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

I just fucking howled laughing, and my poor boyfriend thought I was crying out in pain. I showed him the picture to which there was a mouth gape. A pause, then a walk off. Cue more laughter from me.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Lou is very fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[NadahFingah]

Lou is very fat and I would not have sex with him.

He probably has to slip his waifu pillow date rape drugs before he can hump it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That haircut is just this haircut:

with bacon grease.

 

[The Dude]

Why grift for a push bike one time when you could grift for bus fare multiple times?

Just wait until he starts grifting for a new scooty puff "mobility vehicle" because his legs will no longer support his bulk. "Yinz guiz, I hate to ask, but I really need money to get a mobility scooter. My transphobic legs refuse to carry me around anymore and I need to be able to go get water and lettuce for my dying family. Please? Pretty please?"

Bruh of all hairstyles that’s what you chose
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Fucksake, his head looks like a fucking pineapple. And that's one helluva lady beard he's rocking. Beards are not effective covering for a quadruple chin, no matter how they're trimmed. You could smuggle a key of horse in the fat folds of his chin, man. Put the fucking fork down, Louie.

Just remember he smiles and poses with his lips pursed because he doesn't have front teeth.

Lou, it's not a bad haircut but it's obviously a guy's haircut. This combined with your misogyny is why we all damn well know you're not trans.

Losing teeth happens a lot when all you eat is sugary junk food and fizzy sweet drinks and never brush your damn teeth. Louie can pretend he's better than everyone, but he's just Pennsytucky white trash.

 

[Damien Thorne]

He probably has to slip his waifu pillow date rape drugs before he can hump it.

Or maybe he ties up his pillow using Wonder Woman’s lasso.

 

[General Disarray]

This fucknugget couldn't kneel without a crane to assist in getting him back up

.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

In honor of 200 pages, an official Lousona.

This majestic beast has the mouth of a bloodsucker, the tail of a hippo, the body of a tapeworm, the legs of a creepy crawly, the wings of a mosquito, the neckbeard feathers of a fat buzzard, and the mouldy hair of a sloth. Sitting in a cuckoos nest as it grows to monstrous size and works its unfortunate parents to death to provide for it, it clutches a phone with tweet half-written in one hand and a Happy Meal in the other (its nephew has never had one, you see), which it will later complain about to Grubhub. Ever the looker, it has the dainty tiara of Wonder Woman, as this is mandatory for a fat and vengeful goddess with whom you will wish you had never messed. Its dulcet tones implore your financial worship, and remind you that ITS MA'AM.
Having reached the pinnacle of perfection, the marvel of all who behold it, it will certainly never, ever, EVER change from this firm and self-assured identity.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Voting for the very person that you’ve called the embodiment of evil several times, has been vocally against abortion, as well as LGBTQ rights and has attempted to make several cuts to social safety nets that you probably take part of, or have possibly attempted to, as well as the person who has severely divided the country politically while simultaneously resulting in the sharp rise of tensions between classes and races, as well as completely botching both the economy, job market, international relations, trade, and COVID-19 response to own... what, the Christians? Religions in general? The dems? The libs? Yourself? I feel like you’re either not as socialist as you claim you are, or you’re just being angry for the sake of being angry or for the sake of attention. Probably all three at once.

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[Next Task]

Lou, it's not a bad haircut but it's obviously a guy's haircut. This combined with your misogyny is why we all damn well know you're not trans.

To be fair to Lou, a deep misogyny is common across the entire trans community. We know he's not trans not even because he puts no effort into transitioning and lies constantly - again, both arguably support him being a troon.

But Lou commits cardinal sins that no trans person mentally committed to the LARP would do. He fails such shibboleths like 'misgendering a trans person is violence intended to drive them to suicide', and 'using your real name should be the most painful thing you can imagine'.

Lying, misogyny, asshole atheism, e-begging and grifting, a sense of entitlement bigger than the oceans, a slovenly appearance with little effort - Lou shares many trans traits. But he's missing the specific triggers that your usual troon holds dear.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Voting for the very person that you’ve called the embodiment of evil several times, has been vocally against abortion, as well as LGBTQ rights and has attempted to make several cuts to social safety nets that you probably take part of, or have possibly attempted to, as well as the person who has severely divided the country politically while simultaneously resulting in the sharp rise of tensions between classes and races, as well as completely botching both the economy, job market, international relations, trade, and COVID-19 response to own... what, the Christians? Religions in general? The dems? The libs? Yourself? I feel like you’re either not as socialist as you claim you are, or you’re just being angry for the sake of being angry or for the sake of attention. Probably all three at once.
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Yep, he’s now a confirmed tard on top of everything else we know about him.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Yep, he’s now a confirmed tard on top of everything else we know about him.

>now
This is what finally convinced you?

 

[Damien Thorne]

>now
This is what finally convinced you?

I always had my suspicions, this just is the single dumbest thing I had read anybody write in a very long while.

 

[Dustlord]

To be fair to Lou, a deep misogyny is common across the entire trans community. We know he's not trans not even because he puts no effort into transitioning and lies constantly - again, both arguably support him being a troon.

But Lou commits cardinal sins that no trans person mentally committed to the LARP would do. He fails such shibboleths like 'misgendering a trans person is violence intended to drive them to suicide', and 'using your real name should be the most painful thing you can imagine'.

Lying, misogyny, asshole atheism, e-begging and grifting, a sense of entitlement bigger than the oceans, a slovenly appearance with little effort - Lou shares many trans traits. But he's missing the specific triggers that your usual troon holds dear.

He's admitted that he doesn't have dysphoria, and until recently, that was the defining trait of transgenderism.
I think the recent shift in ideology away from treating it as a medical thing by many people in the "trans community" created an opening for people like Lou that just want money and praise for existing. If he gets called out on it, he can just say he's "pre-transition" and doesn't have dysphoria anyway. That's why he only brings up misgendering and deadnaming occasionally while continuing to use his birth-name and putting 0 effort into transitioning.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

He's admitted that he doesn't have dysphoria, and until recently, that was the defining trait of transgenderism.
I think the recent shift in ideology away from treating it as a medical thing by many people in the "trans community" created an opening for people like Lou that just want money and praise for existing. If he gets called out on it, he can just say he's "pre-transition" and doesn't have dysphoria anyway. That's why he only brings up misgendering and deadnaming occasionally while continuing to use his birth-name and putting 0 effort into transitioning.

We are all trans, just in pre-transition right now!