🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Glade Candles]

He looks like a trash bag of half-melted candy corn.

 

[soy_king]

I guess give credit where credit is due he did go on Rekeita's stream against Dick, and did alright in the first hour. And he did pretty good until he admitted he was Virgin, chastised dick as alt-righter and then attacked him for being Mexican, and then white nationalist.

But he's still a faggot

I can sorta agree on that. I'll be honest, that wasnt PPPs best performance, but if we're scoring it like a boxing match, PPP won on points, especially when you consider Dick self inflicted a lot of damage (i.e. the Barbie Dream Mansion) and had his perennial dicksucker Rekieta there to help him.

 

[Null]

All PPP is doing is giving these people Ralph has made a career shitting on the opportunity to take some free shots back at Ralph. It shouldn't work so well, but it does. All Bryan has to do is not sperg for 45 minutes, say some pithy things, express pity at Ralph's existence, and then get out.

PPP's the highschooler who's got the big fat 5th grade bully with his arms behind his back and is letting all the kids run up and take free shots at his gunt since he can't fight back. It's not about redemption arcs, not about promoting anyone, not about forgiving or forgetting past incidents. It's just mercilessly running a train on someone for fun.

Alternative analogy: PPP is intentionally using the worst weapons in the game to dab on the tryhard with the pay to win bullshit gun.

 

[soy_king]

I still cant understand how some people still consider the farms to be so toxic and evil. For all the supposed haters on a logs on this site, no one has gone after Ralph's channels, or tried to get Dick deplatformed off story time by sending some blue checkmark the raped by a pack of niggers video and telling them this person is on Story Fire, or anything else like that. People are simply here to laugh at a fat failure like they did 2 years ago, but now that they're the ones being laughed at it's not fun anymore. People on the farms may not always have the thickest skin, but at least it's not this paper thin.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Apparently Ralph's hate boner for Null keeps growing and growing. How can you afford all that space living in the Gunt's head?

 

[Unog]

I still cant understand how some people still consider the farms to be so toxic and evil. For all the supposed haters on a logs on this site, no one has gone after Ralph's channels, or tried to get Dick deplatformed off story time by sending some blue checkmark the raped by a pack of niggers video and telling them this person is on Story Fire, or anything else like that. People are simply here to laugh at a fat failure like they did 2 years ago, but now that they're the ones being laughed at it's not fun anymore. People on the farms may not always have the thickest skin, but at least it's not this paper thin.

Being a thrall to an eceleb clouds judgement.

Look at how Ralph's dedicated audience, or Dick's dedicated audience, will conform to whatever narrative is best for their master. Ralph likes Zoom? He's a good boi, dindu nuffin, the people calling him a pedo are just haters. Ralph falls out with Zoom? Lol, "Gaytor, play the clip of him watching child porn again!", suddenly he's every ounce the pedo he actually is.

Etc, etc.

 

[Guntburglar]

All PPP is doing is giving these people Ralph has made a career shitting on the opportunity to take some free shots back at Ralph. It shouldn't work so well, but it does. All Bryan has to do is not sperg for 45 minutes, say some pithy things, express pity at Ralph's existence, and then get out.

PPP's the highschooler who's got the big fat 5th grade bully with his arms behind his back and is letting all the kids run up and take free shots at his gunt since he can't fight back. It's not about redemption arcs, not about promoting anyone, not about forgiving or forgetting past incidents. It's just mercilessly running a train on someone for fun.

Alternative analogy: PPP is intentionally using the worst weapons in the game to dab on the tryhard with the pay to win bullshit gun.

Lies, PPP is clearly a powerful Necromancer and you are bewitched by his magnitude.
Break from the wizard PPPs spell, Jewsh!

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Being a thrall to an eceleb clouds judgement.

Look at how Ralph's dedicated audience, or Dick's dedicated audience, will conform to whatever narrative is best for their master. Ralph likes Zoom? He's a good boi, dindu nuffin, the people calling him a pedo are just haters. Ralph falls out with Zoom? Lol, "Gaytor, play the clip of him watching child porn again!", suddenly he's every ounce the pedo he actually is.

Etc, etc.

That's what's become so fucking boring about the Gunt. Like he can't even come up with new material to insult people with and keeps harping on the same thing over and over again like a drunk peasant ranting and raving - ... Oh yeah that's right, that's all he is. And his audience isn't much better with their chats just echoing what he says along with his co-hosts doing it as well.

Hope they are getting paid well for cleaning all those shit-takes from the Gunt.

 

[WutangLee]

I can sorta agree on that. I'll be honest, that wasnt PPPs best performance, but if we're scoring it like a boxing match, PPP won on points, especially when you consider Dick self inflicted a lot of damage (i.e. the Barbie Dream Mansion) and had his perennial dicksucker Rekieta there to help him.

Yeah, Rekeita shouldn't have jumped in. I think that threw PPP off.

 

[soy_king]

That's what's become so fucking boring about the Gunt. Like he can't even come up with new material to insult people with and keeps harping on the same thing over and over again like a drunk peasant ranting and raving - ... Oh yeah that's right, that's all he is. And his audience isn't much better with their chats just echoing what he says along with his co-hosts doing it as well.

Hope they are getting paid well for cleaning all those shit-takes from the Gunt.

Peasants actually contribute to society. Ralph is a beggar and leech who would've been chemically castrated 100 years ago to prevent the gene pool from being contaminated. Then again, hes probably already done that himself, so I guess its fine.

 

[Null]

chats just echoing what he says

Dude, his chat isn't even that. It's fucking sticker spam. It is like 10 or so people farming lemons for Ralph by spamming stickers for three hours straight. Ralph doesn't stop it because he sees the immediate financial benefit (even though it is PENNIES), but it kills the stream.

This was also a problem during stream.me - for different reasons. The spam gave him points on the highscore table and the top streamer got cut a check of like $500 every week, so Ralph let them spam constantly to easily clear first in this highscore table.

What he doesn't realize is that this is cancer to the stream. The best part of 'co-hosting' or guesting with Ralph was interacting with the chat and getting instant feedback. This spam he tolerates now prevents any chance for organic audience growth.

I'm also tempted to believe he lets it stay spammy so that people making fun of him can't be heard, but it cuts both ways.

 

[Sasquatch82]

I remember Dark Butters being in Dick's studio or something but never got on cam.

This is definitely what he's referring to. Ralph cheated on Aide, not Nora.
Dark Butters lives in LA, he didn't meet them in Texas.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

 

[Vetti]

This is definitely what he's referring to. Ralph cheated on Aide, not Nora.
Dark Butters lives in LA, he didn't meet them in Texas.

If Dark Butters lived in Texas, he'd always reference the fact that he lives like Texas like the rest of Ralph's Confederate larp callers. It can't be.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

That's what's become so fucking boring about the Gunt. Like he can't even come up with new material to insult people with and keeps harping on the same thing over and over again like a drunk peasant ranting and raving - ... Oh yeah that's right, that's all he is. And his audience isn't much better with their chats just echoing what he says along with his co-hosts doing it as well.

Hope they are getting paid well for cleaning all those shit-takes from the Gunt.

Honestly if Ralph had accepted the Jarbo 1v1 challenge, I'd put money on Matt 'The Redditor Rapist' Jarbo. Ralph was never a contender fighter, and now that he's turned the Killstream into a hugbox he's gotten even more out of shape. I think even he knows it, at the start of his stream he was desperately reaching to tap in a Jim that wasn't there.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

All PPP is doing is giving these people Ralph has made a career shitting on the opportunity to take some free shots back at Ralph. It shouldn't work so well, but it does. All Bryan has to do is not sperg for 45 minutes, say some pithy things, express pity at Ralph's existence, and then get out.

KOP did an interview with Phantom Organisation where he came across as human (humanity metric score 58%, p<0.049)

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bryan...tional-detective-boomerphil.7451/post-6654236

 

[Ketamine Kat]

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Meant more when there was any mention or altercation with someone. Like whenever your name spews out of the Gunt's mouth, it's like watching that annoying henchman from old cartoons repeat what their boss says in that screechy voice.

Although you do make a good point that I didn't even think about. Him letting people spam to drown out any criticism of him. I thought blubber was supposed to make you thicker, not make your skin thin. Which in itself is funny considering how many times he ragged on people being easily offended.

 

[Unog]

I thought blubber was supposed to make you thicker, not make your skin thin.

Someone made an informative post a hundred or so pages back about how, apparently, after a certain age when you gain weight your skin actually does get thinner from the stretching, or something to that effect. It's a problem iirc that is exacerbated by drug and alcohol abuse.

So, basically, the guy is likely literally thin-skinned.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Meant more when there was any mention or altercation with someone. Like whenever your name spews out of the Gunt's mouth, it's like watching that annoying henchman from old cartoons repeat what their boss says in that screechy voice.

Although you do make a good point that I didn't even think about. Him letting people spam to drown out any criticism of him. I thought blubber was supposed to make you thicker, not make your skin thin. Which in itself is funny considering how many times he ragged on people being easily offended.

The spam doesn’t seem to be doing its job then because Ralph and Gator are muting people left and right.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I just looked at the bottom of my podcast feed on a whim. Zidane’s listed as a host. I’m almost certain he wasn’t the last time I thought to look at that. It’s been almost 2 years. Stop pretending he coming back.