🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Spectre_06 said:
The first step to improving is wanting to improve. The only thing the Gunt wants is that sweet mentally-damaged 18-year-old pussy and Maker's Mark by the truckload.
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If any of these chuckleheads wanted to improve, they would've left all this shit behind and joined the real world.

Look where they are now, back in it, desperate for vengeance.
 
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Null said:
Alternative analogy: PPP is intentionally using the worst weapons in the game to dab on the tryhard with the pay to win bullshit gun.
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I still don't get how people don't see this. The more the reputation of a stunt guest has been tarnished, the more it highlights just how low Ralph's standing has fallen if he's forced to square off against them. That's why it doesn't matter if Mundane Matt made a fool of himself in the process. If anything that was a bonus. Simultaneously all this is also the answer for why it looks like Ralph has no choice but to take the bait. It's because he really does have no choice.

When Ralph was thrust into the position of being a sort of judge of other e-celebs, back when when TRR was at its peak, he knew that by default he had all the backing needed to win no matter what. It really was like he had the pay-to-win gun. Now that he's in a position where he knows he doesn't have that any more, he still has to act like he does, because really that's all that ever elevated him above other people like Mundane Matt. All his self-worth is wrapped up in a lie. He obviously never actually was any better than him.

If Ralph ever gives the impression that he's hesitant to throw his weight around then it will almost be like an admission that he has nothing over someone like Mundane Matt, and that the only reason it ever looked like he did was because of dumb luck.
 
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Unog said:
If any of these chuckleheads wanted to improve, they would've left all this shit behind and joined the real world.

Look where they are now, back in it, desperate for vengeance.
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This entire thing is just entertaining in it's own way. Ralph built up so much bad blood with people that even if they left it, they come back because they see the wounded animal and it's an easy way to regain some of the credibility they lost to Ralph. I'm a fucking nobody, but there was a time when Ralph was calling me stolen valor--and attempted a deep dive on me with Zoom where they tried to get my family's information as well as every piece of information they could get on who they thought I was for several weeks--as well as a doxer because I posted here. He did this a few times on stream.me, but the one I remember was during Quarterpounder's lawsuit when Dame asked Q#er why he called me a doxer, and Ralph said, "Oh yeah, that stolen valor faggot doxes people on Kiwi Farms too." I haven't been hurt in this shit, but even I admit I'm way too focused on the IBS section of YouTube. Part of it is because it's entertaining, watching grown men fight each other with tears and womanly barbs. and another is the psychological aspect--like what keeps someone like Ralph in the constant depressive state he's in? Why does he act the way he does? What is his motivation for keeping Gator and Andy where they are rather than helping them build their own stuff?
 
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Not to trash-talk Jawsh, but why do people who need Internet friends think a guy who runs a neutral website for discussing online retards is going to have any sort of loyalties? "That guy I talked to on the Internet is talking to people I don't like" sounds really fucking gay when you say it out loud.
 
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Null said:
Dude, his chat isn't even that. It's fucking sticker spam. It is like 10 or so people farming lemons for Ralph by spamming stickers for three hours straight. Ralph doesn't stop it because he sees the immediate financial benefit (even though it is PENNIES), but it kills the stream.

This was also a problem during stream.me - for different reasons. The spam gave him points on the highscore table and the top streamer got cut a check of like $500 every week, so Ralph let them spam constantly to easily clear first in this highscore table.

What he doesn't realize is that this is cancer to the stream. The best part of 'co-hosting' or guesting with Ralph was interacting with the chat and getting instant feedback. This spam he tolerates now prevents any chance for organic audience growth.

I'm also tempted to believe he lets it stay spammy so that people making fun of him can't be heard, but it cuts both ways.
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The first thing I do if I get bored watching a stream is go and read the chat until the stream becomes notboring. Ralph's chat is essentially useless for this. Between all the stickers, I could only make out two things:
1. People being muted left and right, and
2. People bitching Ralph out for not letting 'Butters' on. Which he eventually ended up doing, to his own detriment.
 
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2. People bitching Ralph out for not letting 'Butters' on. Which he eventually ended up doing, to his own detriment.
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I'll give Ralph one thing, he does have the sense to know that, sycophant or not, 'Dark Butters' is a boring clout chaser, who brings nothing to his calls except trying to get guests to play board games with him.

Most interesting thing he's ever done is implicate the gunt in a conspiracy.
 
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Neverknowsbest said:
He's trying to become Dick lite, not sure why though. I don't think anyone involved believes in sharing success
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Like Josh said in an earlier statement which I wholeheartedly agree with, Ralph is trying to create a legitimate podcast. He wants to step it up to the next level and pivot closer to the center/center right no F-slurs allowed ect.. The camera the half assed setup to make it appear its a studio setup so he can get onto one of those podcast platforms that will pay out money. No doubt all these little additions are coming from Dicks guidance.

To me its clear Dick is taking Ralph on by being a mentor of sorts to get Ralph off the ground and making the Killstream a semi-legitimized operation that could in theory be monetized and accepted into the normie sphere. This however is unlikely because of how many people wish to see Ralph crash and burn so every potential opportunity he gets will be dashed by the hate mob sending clips to potential companies whom may consider hosting his content under a contract scenario.
 
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Neverknowsbest said:
He's trying to become Dick lite, not sure why though. I don't think anyone involved believes in sharing success
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Could one insane possibility be that this is all a precursor to Ralph moving to LA and forming a duo with Dick?

The visits to LA, the getting used to being on camera in the same way that Dick is always on camera, the embarrassment of Ralph's living situation in Virginia, Ralph's prior attempt to shack up with another e-celeb, the growing interconnectedness of both their shows, them always going to bat for each other, both of their shows really needing a shot in the arm and the TRR brand being unviable as a mainstream show...

It would be goddamned hilarious.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
This entire thing is just entertaining in it's own way. Ralph built up so much bad blood with people that even if they left it, they come back because they see the wounded animal and it's an easy way to regain some of the credibility they lost to Ralph. I'm a fucking nobody, but there was a time when Ralph was calling me stolen valor--and attempted a deep dive on me with Zoom where they tried to get my family's information as well as every piece of information they could get on who they thought I was for several weeks--as well as a doxer because I posted here. He did this a few times on stream.me, but the one I remember was during Quarterpounder's lawsuit when Dame asked Q#er why he called me a doxer, and Ralph said, "Oh yeah, that stolen valor faggot doxes people on Kiwi Farms too." I haven't been hurt in this shit, but even I admit I'm way too focused on the IBS section of YouTube. Part of it is because it's entertaining, watching grown men fight each other with tears and womanly barbs. and another is the psychological aspect--like what keeps someone like Ralph in the constant depressive state he's in? Why does he act the way he does? What is his motivation for keeping Gator and Andy where they are rather than helping them build their own stuff?
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get on TWIN and spill the tea dude!
 
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Disheveled Human said:
I like how each day PPP brings a person from Ethan Ralphs past back to haunt him. Who is next Tonkasaw? Bronx Blogger? Randbot?

Necromancer PPP the Quan Chi of IBS.
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I vote for Rand, He at least has the Aussie shitposter shtick down pat.

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That is montagraph level.
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Nah, their heads are not confusingly shaped like eggs.
 
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