🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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It's because he has no meaningful attachments to the outside world offline. I mean, he's got his mom but if they didn't share the crackshack he wouldn't have anything to do with her. How many weeks was his father dead before he found out? Faith he met online, Ade he met online, Nora he met online. He doesn't have any real life experience or ties so it makes sense that he'd take the internet so seriously; it's all he has.
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Yes Ralph is a mayor loser. Can't make friends in real life. Which would be embarrassing anyways. Imagine going on a double date with Ralph and his child bride? Can't go to a bar or even to a restaurant after 10pm because she is tired and cranky. You'd all have to go to burger king and you'd be at a table with Ralph and faith is in a highchair with a bib on eating her jr. Whopper and playing with her toy. You're trying to have a conversation and faith is crying about going to play on the jungle gym. If that's nor enjoying enough imagine trying to eat your dinner while smelling faiths dirty ass diaper. We all know Ralph is to lazy and cheap to change her regularly. It makes sense he has no IRL friends. Who would want to hang out with a child molesting manlet who can't handle his booze and lives at his mummy's house. I know its 2020 but it's also a bit suspect that he meets all his teenaged girlfriends online. I'm sure Ethan Ralph is so popular on Robloxs.
 
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If anyone wants to see rand get btfo'd by zoom and bibble go to youtube and watch the video ear juice put up yesterday. So embarrassing for rand. It's really long but hopefully someone will time stamp it. Rant deleted it but he was not fast enough for ear juices magical fingers. It was so based. I really hope zoom comes back to help take down Ralph and co. Flam came back to Ralph's stream which is a direct violation of the deal he had with zoom. I know Josh and him dont get along but after Ralph now messing with josh's mom it would be nice if they could put their differences aside and work together to pick apart ralphs circle. I only watched the stream after I saw tea clip's tweet about what Ralph did. I really hope someone shows up to that restaurant where Ralph is goimg to and record Ralph running in fear. There must be some juggalos in DC. I really hope the juggalo make it their mission to take Ralph down as well. How funny that would be. Ralph attacked Josh over and over. Josh didn't even mess with him or Dax. Now that a loser who works for Dax kicked him out of their group chat because Dax is a pussy manlet and was too scared to ban Josh himself. Did they think that Josh would just end his life? They are mad that he is involved with PPP now which is their own fault. None of Ralph's circle knows how to hold each other accountable and instead they literally do everything that they've built their shows off disavowwing others for. Ralph can pretend everything is going to be fine just like he pretends his hair isn't receding but it's easy to see. Just like that gay tiny poof of hair that he tries to style. Ralph thinks he is untouchable but it's the farthest from the truth. His time is coming.... I would love to see gator, bibble and flam get some karma as well for rooting on Ralph's shit behavior such as bringing josh's mom into things. They're all complicate. May karma rain down on them all.
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I'm sure it might be somewhat entertaining to see Zoom fuck with Ralph, just like it would be entertaining to see pretty much anyone do so. However, actually wanting to hear from Zoom ever or even be reminded he exists is absurd. The entire planet would be better off with him in prison, or maybe rotting in a ditch somewhere. The guy's genuinely a danger to society, and not really in a funny way in my opinion.

Parsing this insane stream of consciousness ramble was painful, by the way. Please format your posts.
 
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Yes Ralph is a mayor loser. Can't make friends in real life. Which would be embarrassing anyways. Imagine going on a double date with Ralph and his child bride? Can't go to a bar or even to a restaurant after 10pm because she is tired and cranky. You'd all have to go to burger king and you'd be at a table with Ralph and faith is in a highchair with a bib on eating her jr. Whopper and playing with her toy. You're trying to have a conversation and faith is crying about going to play on the jungle gym. If that's nor enjoying enough imagine trying to eat your dinner while smelling faiths dirty ass diaper. We all know Ralph is to lazy and cheap to change her regularly. It makes sense he has no IRL friends. Who would want to hang out with a child molesting manlet who can't handle his booze and lives at his mummy's house. I know its 2020 but it's also a bit suspect that he meets all his teenaged girlfriends online. I'm sure Ethan Ralph is so popular on Robloxs.
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I feel like I just stumbled into someone's private erotic fantasy and got incorporated into it against my will.

I love to raz on Ralph as much as anyone but did any of us need to know about the scent of her diaper? No. No we did not. This level of animus and detail is venturing into a transcendental a log meditation.
 
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IAMAPHATPOS said:
Yes Ralph is a mayor loser. Can't make friends in real life. Which would be embarrassing anyways. Imagine going on a double date with Ralph and his child bride? Can't go to a bar or even to a restaurant after 10pm because she is tired and cranky. You'd all have to go to burger king and you'd be at a table with Ralph and faith is in a highchair with a bib on eating her jr. Whopper and playing with her toy. You're trying to have a conversation and faith is crying about going to play on the jungle gym. If that's nor enjoying enough imagine trying to eat your dinner while smelling faiths dirty ass diaper. We all know Ralph is to lazy and cheap to change her regularly. It makes sense he has no IRL friends. Who would want to hang out with a child molesting manlet who can't handle his booze and lives at his mummy's house. I know its 2020 but it's also a bit suspect that he meets all his teenaged girlfriends online. I'm sure Ethan Ralph is so popular on Robloxs.
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Yes Ralph is a mayor loser. Can't make friends in real life. Which would be embarrassing anyways. Imagine going on a double date with Ralph and his child bride? Can't go to a bar or even to a restaurant after 10pm because she is tired and cranky. You'd all have to go to burger king and you'd be at a table with Ralph and faith is in a highchair with a bib on eating her jr. Whopper and playing with her toy. You're trying to have a conversation and faith is crying about going to play on the jungle gym. If that's nor enjoying enough imagine trying to eat your dinner while smelling faiths dirty ass diaper. We all know Ralph is to lazy and cheap to change her regularly. It makes sense he has no IRL friends. Who would want to hang out with a child molesting manlet who can't handle his booze and lives at his mummy's house. I know its 2020 but it's also a bit suspect that he meets all his teenaged girlfriends online. I'm sure Ethan Ralph is so popular on Robloxs.
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If anyone wants to see rand get btfo'd by zoom and bibble go to youtube and watch the video ear juice put up yesterday. So embarrassing for rand. It's really long but hopefully someone will time stamp it. Rant deleted it but he was not fast enough for ear juices magical fingers. It was so based. I really hope zoom comes back to help take down Ralph and co. Flam came back to Ralph's stream which is a direct violation of the deal he had with zoom. I know Josh and him dont get along but after Ralph now messing with josh's mom it would be nice if they could put their differences aside and work together to pick apart ralphs circle. I only watched the stream after I saw tea clip's tweet about what Ralph did. I really hope someone shows up to that restaurant where Ralph is goimg to and record Ralph running in fear. There must be some juggalos in DC. I really hope the juggalo make it their mission to take Ralph down as well. How funny that would be. Ralph attacked Josh over and over. Josh didn't even mess with him or Dax. Now that a loser who works for Dax kicked him out of their group chat because Dax is a pussy manlet and was too scared to ban Josh himself. Did they think that Josh would just end his life? They are mad that he is involved with PPP now which is their own fault. None of Ralph's circle knows how to hold each other accountable and instead they literally do everything that they've built their shows off disavowwing others for. Ralph can pretend everything is going to be fine just like he pretends his hair isn't receding but it's easy to see. Just like that gay tiny poof of hair that he tries to style. Ralph thinks he is untouchable but it's the farthest from the truth. His time is coming.... I would love to see gator, bibble and flam get some karma as well for rooting on Ralph's shit behavior such as bringing josh's mom into things. They're all complicate. May karma rain down on them all.
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