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Meth Until Death
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Brother, will you join me in a crusade to cleanse and sanctify the (hot) witches? Have you the loins and heart to wade into the abyss and perform God's will?
(ediit:typo cos i barely know my letters)
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Idk about him but deus vult bitches
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MY ARMOR IS AUTISM
MY SHIELD IS THE QUIXOTIC MEDALLION
MY SWORD IS MY PEE PEE
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
LET NONE SURVIVE
MY SHIELD IS THE QUIXOTIC MEDALLION
MY SWORD IS MY PEE PEE
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
LET NONE SURVIVE
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How long until that subreddit is all dudes?
fuzzyrodent85
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Meth Until Death
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Good God in Heaven. Such is the fertile body of the blasphemer and unbeliever. Brothers, we must not let our heads be turned by the filthy, childbearing hips of the heretic. Steady yourselves and stay the path of Righteousness.
Fuck me sideways but she looks like she can drop a litter no worries there. Maybe do some squats so you don't have to edit your photos you silly goose
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I can't tell if it's satire or not. But it's good advice at least. Wash yourselfes, please.
Because being able to recognise the seasons AND realising that we don't leave in a time loop is a secret wisdom possessed by witches only.
Also, a thing can't be a circle and a spiral at the same time. Those are two different things.
Also, time is linear. I'm not sure she understands how seasons work.
It's almost like you're doing the same thing but with the different name slapped on it. What a coincidence!
Me too, friend. But come on, it's time to grow up
I saw this protective sigil (*note that you still have to wear mask because it doesn't work) and realised that there aren't many anti covid spells. Why is that? Do this witches not care about people dying from a disease? Are they so far from reality that they never heard of it?
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The only useful way to use those 80$ shiny rocks.
Either try in a primary school or in an asylum.
Aaah, the magic of capitalism. They probably only sell candles and pretty rocks though. Period blood isn’t a rentable market yet.
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Azafran90
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The Virgin Witchblr:
"Soak your tampon in a jar of tap water and scrible unintelligible lines on a napkin. Sacrifice your Best half-eaten pack of Lifesavers"
Vs
the Chad Lesser Key or Solomon:
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"Soak your tampon in a jar of tap water and scrible unintelligible lines on a napkin. Sacrifice your Best half-eaten pack of Lifesavers"
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the Chad Lesser Key or Solomon:
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CHAPTER III
CONCERNING THE ARTS.
If thou wishest to succeed, it is necessary to make the following experiments and arts in the appropriate days and hours, with the requisite solemnities and ceremonies contained and laid down in the following chapters.
Experiments, then, are of two kinds; the first is to make trial of what, as I have said, can be easily performed without a circle, and in this case it is not necessary to observe anything but what thou wilt find in the proper chapters. The second can in no way be brought to perfection without the circle; and in order to accomplish this perfectly it is necessary to take note of all the preparations which the master of the art and his disciples must undertake before constructing1 the circle.
1. Sloane MSS. 3091 says, 'Before they come to the circle.' -SLM
Mathers is following L1202, which reads "avant de faire le cercle" (before making the circle). Sl3091, K288, and H3981 all read "vienne au Cercle" (come to the circle). - JHP
Before commencing operations both the master and his disciple; must abstain with great and thorough continence during the space of nine days from sensual pleasures and from vain and foolish conversation; as plainly appeareth in the Second Book, Chapter 4. Six of these nine days having expired, he must recite frequently the prayer and confession as will be told him; and on the seventh day, the master being alone, let him enter into a secret place, let him take off his clothes, and bathe himself from head to foot in consecrated and exorcised water, saying devoutly and humbly the prayer, 'O Lord Adonai,' etc., as it is written in the Second Book, Chapter 2.
The prayer being finished, let the master quit the water, and put upon his flesh raiment of white linen clean and unsoiled; and then let him go with his disciples unto a secret place and command them to strip themselves naked; and they having taken off their clothes, let him take exorcised water and pour it upon their heads so that it flows down to their feet and bathes them completely; and while pouring this water upon them let the master say:— 'Be ye regenerate, renewed, washed, and pure,' etc., as in Book II., Chapter 3.
Which2 being done, the disciples must clothe themselves, putting upon their flesh, like their master, raiment of white linen clean and unsoiled; and the three last days the master and his disciples should fast, observing the solemnities and prayers marked in Book II., Chapter 2.
2. This paragraph is omitted in Lansdowne MSS. 1202. -SLM
Note that the three last days should be calm weather, without wind, and without clouds rushing hither and thither over the face of the sky. On the last day let the master go with his disciples unto a secret fountain of running water, or unto a flowing stream, and there let each of them. taking off his clothes, wash himself with due solemnity, as is rehearsed in Book II. And when they are clean and pure, let each put upon him garments of white linen, pure, and clean, using the prayers and ceremonies described in Book II. After which let the master alone say the confession. The which being finished, the master in sign of penitence will kiss3 the disciples on the forehead, and each of them will kiss the other. Afterwards let the master extend his hands over the disciples, and in sign of absolution absolve and bless them; which being done he will distribute to each of his disciple the instruments necessary for magical art, which he is to carry into the circle.
3. Note the 'holy kiss' in the New Testament. 'Greet ye one another with a holy kiss.' -SLM
The first disciple will bear the censer, the perfumes and the spices; the second disciple will bear the book, papers, pens, ink, and any stinking or impure materials; the third will carry the knife and the craft knife4 of magical art, the lantern, and the candles; the fourth, the Psalms, and the rest of the instruments; the fifth, the crucible or chafing-dish, and the charcoal or fuel; but it is necessary for the master himself to carry in his hand the staff, and the wand or rod. The things necessary being thus disposed, the master will go with his disciples unto the assigned place, where they have proposed to construct the circle for the magical arts and experiments; repeating on the way the prayers and orations which thou wilt find in Book II.
4. I.e. artavus, the craft (or quill) knife. Mathers reads "and sickle" (following the French MSS), but see Book 2 chapter 7, notes 1 and 2. Note Book 2 also says that the master carries the staff OR the wand. It also says (chapter 9) that the disciple who carries the pen, ink, and paper should stand toward the East. -JHP
When the master shall have arrived at the place appointed, together with his disciples, he having lighted the flame of the fire, and having exorcised it afresh as is laid down in the Second Book, shall light the candle and place it in the lantern, which one of the disciples is to hold ever in his hand to light the master at his work. Now the master of the art, every time that he shall have occasion for some particular purpose to speak with the spirits, must endeavor to form certain circles which shall differ somewhat, and shall have some particular reference to the particular experiment under consideration. Now, in order to succeed in forming such a circle concerning magical art, for the greater assurance and efficacy thou shalt construct it in the following manner: --
THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE CIRCLE.
Take thou the knife or craft knife,5 consecrated after the manner and order which we shall deliver unto thee in the Second Book. With this knife or quill knife6 thou shalt describe, beyond the inner circle which thou shalt have already formed, a second circle, encompassing the other at the distance of one foot therefrom and having the same centre.7 Within this space of a foot in breadth between the first and the second circumferential8 line, thou shalt trace towards the four quarters of the Earth,9 the sacred and venerable symbols of the holy letter Tau.10 And between the first and the second circle,11 which thou shalt thyself have drawn with the instrument of magical art, thou shalt make four hexagonal pentacles,12 and between these thou shalt write four terrible and tremendous names of God, viz.:—
CONCERNING THE ARTS.
If thou wishest to succeed, it is necessary to make the following experiments and arts in the appropriate days and hours, with the requisite solemnities and ceremonies contained and laid down in the following chapters.
Experiments, then, are of two kinds; the first is to make trial of what, as I have said, can be easily performed without a circle, and in this case it is not necessary to observe anything but what thou wilt find in the proper chapters. The second can in no way be brought to perfection without the circle; and in order to accomplish this perfectly it is necessary to take note of all the preparations which the master of the art and his disciples must undertake before constructing1 the circle.
1. Sloane MSS. 3091 says, 'Before they come to the circle.' -SLM
Mathers is following L1202, which reads "avant de faire le cercle" (before making the circle). Sl3091, K288, and H3981 all read "vienne au Cercle" (come to the circle). - JHP
Before commencing operations both the master and his disciple; must abstain with great and thorough continence during the space of nine days from sensual pleasures and from vain and foolish conversation; as plainly appeareth in the Second Book, Chapter 4. Six of these nine days having expired, he must recite frequently the prayer and confession as will be told him; and on the seventh day, the master being alone, let him enter into a secret place, let him take off his clothes, and bathe himself from head to foot in consecrated and exorcised water, saying devoutly and humbly the prayer, 'O Lord Adonai,' etc., as it is written in the Second Book, Chapter 2.
The prayer being finished, let the master quit the water, and put upon his flesh raiment of white linen clean and unsoiled; and then let him go with his disciples unto a secret place and command them to strip themselves naked; and they having taken off their clothes, let him take exorcised water and pour it upon their heads so that it flows down to their feet and bathes them completely; and while pouring this water upon them let the master say:— 'Be ye regenerate, renewed, washed, and pure,' etc., as in Book II., Chapter 3.
Which2 being done, the disciples must clothe themselves, putting upon their flesh, like their master, raiment of white linen clean and unsoiled; and the three last days the master and his disciples should fast, observing the solemnities and prayers marked in Book II., Chapter 2.
2. This paragraph is omitted in Lansdowne MSS. 1202. -SLM
Note that the three last days should be calm weather, without wind, and without clouds rushing hither and thither over the face of the sky. On the last day let the master go with his disciples unto a secret fountain of running water, or unto a flowing stream, and there let each of them. taking off his clothes, wash himself with due solemnity, as is rehearsed in Book II. And when they are clean and pure, let each put upon him garments of white linen, pure, and clean, using the prayers and ceremonies described in Book II. After which let the master alone say the confession. The which being finished, the master in sign of penitence will kiss3 the disciples on the forehead, and each of them will kiss the other. Afterwards let the master extend his hands over the disciples, and in sign of absolution absolve and bless them; which being done he will distribute to each of his disciple the instruments necessary for magical art, which he is to carry into the circle.
3. Note the 'holy kiss' in the New Testament. 'Greet ye one another with a holy kiss.' -SLM
The first disciple will bear the censer, the perfumes and the spices; the second disciple will bear the book, papers, pens, ink, and any stinking or impure materials; the third will carry the knife and the craft knife4 of magical art, the lantern, and the candles; the fourth, the Psalms, and the rest of the instruments; the fifth, the crucible or chafing-dish, and the charcoal or fuel; but it is necessary for the master himself to carry in his hand the staff, and the wand or rod. The things necessary being thus disposed, the master will go with his disciples unto the assigned place, where they have proposed to construct the circle for the magical arts and experiments; repeating on the way the prayers and orations which thou wilt find in Book II.
4. I.e. artavus, the craft (or quill) knife. Mathers reads "and sickle" (following the French MSS), but see Book 2 chapter 7, notes 1 and 2. Note Book 2 also says that the master carries the staff OR the wand. It also says (chapter 9) that the disciple who carries the pen, ink, and paper should stand toward the East. -JHP
When the master shall have arrived at the place appointed, together with his disciples, he having lighted the flame of the fire, and having exorcised it afresh as is laid down in the Second Book, shall light the candle and place it in the lantern, which one of the disciples is to hold ever in his hand to light the master at his work. Now the master of the art, every time that he shall have occasion for some particular purpose to speak with the spirits, must endeavor to form certain circles which shall differ somewhat, and shall have some particular reference to the particular experiment under consideration. Now, in order to succeed in forming such a circle concerning magical art, for the greater assurance and efficacy thou shalt construct it in the following manner: --
THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE CIRCLE.
Take thou the knife or craft knife,5 consecrated after the manner and order which we shall deliver unto thee in the Second Book. With this knife or quill knife6 thou shalt describe, beyond the inner circle which thou shalt have already formed, a second circle, encompassing the other at the distance of one foot therefrom and having the same centre.7 Within this space of a foot in breadth between the first and the second circumferential8 line, thou shalt trace towards the four quarters of the Earth,9 the sacred and venerable symbols of the holy letter Tau.10 And between the first and the second circle,11 which thou shalt thyself have drawn with the instrument of magical art, thou shalt make four hexagonal pentacles,12 and between these thou shalt write four terrible and tremendous names of God, viz.:—
fuzzyrodent85
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Is what I say: If telling these spergs that basic self-maintenance is magic is what it takes for them to bathe, eat properly, and learn to take care of themselves, then that's what it takes.
- James Gurney, Dinotopia: A Land Apart from Time
Nah, man, doing art takes effort. These girls want magic because real life is haaaard.
Also, on the Medusa thing, ya'll come across the thing where people have been reinterpreting the story as Athena "blessing" Medusa by making her a gorgon?
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If you're a white witch and you're not sporting a Polish plait, are you even really a witch? I ask you.
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That Medusa-being-raped thing is not even canon, it is one of Ovid's fanfictions (guy had a thing for transformations), not to mention it ignores other gorgons existing...
fuzzyrodent85
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I know I would kill myself if I was surrounded with people who think watering their plants with period blood is "magic".
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DungeonMaster
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EyelessMC
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It's kinda funny how these nutjobs are unwittingly attempting to prove the witch hunts right. I mean the issue with the Salem trials wasn't that they were witches but that they obviously weren't and were murdered by mass hysteria. If the women really were witches placing curses on people and deforming unborn fetuses and consorting with demons then there wouldn't have been a problem.
Reminds me of how most horror movies about witches or Salem always end up doing the same thing in their fiction--proving the witch hunts were in the right. It's like making a Jewish Holocaust movie where halfway through or in the last 1/3 it shows that, yes, the Jews really are a massive evil cabal and Hitler was right to murder them all.
Also "goblincore" has a lot of meme potential in light of Goblin Slayer...
Reminds me of how most horror movies about witches or Salem always end up doing the same thing in their fiction--proving the witch hunts were in the right. It's like making a Jewish Holocaust movie where halfway through or in the last 1/3 it shows that, yes, the Jews really are a massive evil cabal and Hitler was right to murder them all.
Also "goblincore" has a lot of meme potential in light of Goblin Slayer...
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