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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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It might look better if he put the slightest effort into maintaining his appearance. The multi-color, patchy, neckbeard doesn't do his 90s haircut any favors.
True - but your hairstyle tends to look its best when it's fresh from of being cut, like this photo is supposed to represent.
Of course he would. All those fresh luscious little boys..........
Did he want to *be* one of those fresh, luscious little boys, or just have access to them I wonder?
 
@diatigress discussing Christians with another Twitter user.
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I've noticed that Lou and people like him will casually lie about everything. I'm pretty sure he lied about his father raping him. I suspect the man beat the shit out of him but I'm not buying the rape thing considering how he just blurted the story out of nowhere. He also claims the guy shot him. I'm positive papa Gags was a first rate asshole, but Lou is just heaping other accusations on him for pity points and because the man can't really defend himself, being dead and all.

Today he again tried to claim he wanted to be a priest some day too, which is something every Catholic boy goes through at one point. But let's face it, Lou, you only went to a little bit of community college and then realized that you'd actually have to give up time away from your video games and wank material to accomplish anything noteworthy. It was a passing thought at best, then you sank back down into your miasma of fast food and escapism toys to try and make yourself forget that you'd rather die early and never have to work instead of pulling yourself up and accomplishing something with your life. But hey, if you're cool with people breathing a sigh of relief once you pass on as opposed to mourning you, that's fine. I'm not the one supporting your useless lifestyle, after all.

And I notice he's on the warpath against Christianity too. I guess mama Gags didn't buy him his McNuggies so he is once again hunting for people to lash out at. I honestly hate that he has pets because people like him usually take their bad moods out on their pets if they have nothing else to attack.

Well, luckily Louie has a Shit Bull murder mutt, so maybe we'll luck out and he will say or do something to flip the psycho dog's kill switch...in Minecraft.

If Lou were on fire, I wouldn't blink twice. I'd pour more gasoline on him.

I'd pull out my phone and start filming.
 
"I'm in a funk, yinz guiz - nothing is bringing me joy anymore."

When you don't work, have never worked, are nearly 40 and still living with your parents, and don't even *have* any real, constructive hobbies - how could you possibly ever be depressed?

It's a complete fucking mystery, yinz guiz.
 

Time to roll the 100-sided die. What fursona will Lou land on this time?
 
"I'm in a funk, yinz guiz - nothing is bringing me joy anymore."

When you don't work, have never worked, are nearly 40 and still living with your parents, and don't even *have* any real, constructive hobbies - how could you possibly ever be depressed?

It's a complete fucking mystery, yinz guiz.

He’s a fucking junkie, and he only lives for his next fast food fix, next piece of furry porn art, and next piece of electronics, looking for the next great high but always ending up feeling more empty at the end of the day than he did earlier. He needs some 12 stepping, and I would feel sorry for him if he were not such an asshole about everything.
 
How very unwoke of a Twatter troon to hope for something like this to befall the religion of Peace. :thinking:
 
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