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Maybe Dame is going to transition and get his greencard and that's why he's staying in with the Krew, to woo Gator....
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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I thought Gaydur being a cringey weeb couldn't make me feel anymore second hand embarrassment but I was wrong.
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I'd have a hard time believing Gator hasn't had this as his PC background at some point.
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A grown man keeping track of japanese drawings' birthdays. Gator troon-out when?
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Ok what the hell has happened? I woke up in 2015. Mundane Matt and Kraut were on a stream calling Ralph a pedo and that he can’t make hamburgers.
(FYI I learned all about this because it was uploaded to the Kiwi Farms archive YouTube channel)
One stream was just ripping on Ralph being sensitive and trying to own the farms by posting pictures of his dinner and then the next video was calling him a pedophile. has there been some big revelation that I missed? This thread moves way too quickly to catch up. I assumed something on the homepage would explain it but it’s just lowT bitching that people don’t want to give him money.
(FYI I learned all about this because it was uploaded to the Kiwi Farms archive YouTube channel)
One stream was just ripping on Ralph being sensitive and trying to own the farms by posting pictures of his dinner and then the next video was calling him a pedophile. has there been some big revelation that I missed? This thread moves way too quickly to catch up. I assumed something on the homepage would explain it but it’s just lowT bitching that people don’t want to give him money.
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I don't remember him being THIS much of a weeb. Like having a waifu is one thing but publicly celebrating a cartoon's birthday that's something I don't remember as being on his level. Maybe his lord and master's recent shamelessness has aspired him to new lows of public trainwreckitude? INB4 "It was all a joke and Karen Farms fell for it!!"
Yeah I was going to say this seems like Digibro's turf.
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Basically, Ralph did another Ralph oopsie. Ralph is dating a young girl who he groomed from high school. rabble rabble. Efan gets mad and tries to go in hard on Josh and doxs his Mom.
PPP stream snipes Ralph today and gets DMCA'd down.
Null then snipes Ralph and gets DMCA'd down.
Godwinson then snipes Ralph and gets DMCA'd down.
Gator and several e-celebs are being gay for Ralph. Other e-celebs are coming out of the woodwork to take swipes at Ralph. Ralph starts drinking more.
You're caught up.
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Ralph is using the 'Trigger the kiwi, own the kiwi' strategy.
It is not working for very obvious reasons.
Ralph is reading his thread and angrily posting about it so its denizens critique every little thing he does.
PPP and Godwinson are pulling together everyone they can find who've had beef with Ralph and moved on with their lives to come in and do a half hour victory lap before going back to not caring.
Ralph is dating an 18 yearold as a rebound from Nora leaving him and is EXTREMELY insecure about it.
Ralph has started Flagging people because he has nothing else.
Ralph continues to wade into personal drama while also trying to retool his show as a more normie friendly show like The Dick Show.
Ralph is still upset about a dumb joke that Josh made on his stream which seriously did not land at the time.
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Ralph is dating an 18 year old girl who ran away from home and is now living with him. She is suicidal and cuts herself and has severe mental issues. There are more but that is the main gist. He also makes a shit hamburger. But i hear that people who make fun of hamburg gets the flag.
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The more things change the more they stay the same
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RALPH MADE 1000 DOLLARS LAST WEEK
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In Serbian money, it will probably be the most epic blowjob that side of the planet.
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The claim was that Ralph slid in her dms the day after the divorce, correct? I still think a more plausible scenario is the day before Nora decided on the divorce. A drunk like Ralph could have even accidentally sent Nora a sext obviously not meant for her or something. Sure explains the public regret for a long distance marriage not working out
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Ralph also lost a viewership competion with mundane matt and was so humilated that he rescheduled the killstream to not air simultaneously. He was 20 minutes in and proclamied that it was an ad for the killstream that was gonna start later that day and that he won by earning 15 dollars.
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Gator will send in detectives, he'll send in police, he'll do everything in his POWER! Just get all those pictures of my gunt OF THE INTERNET!
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