🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Yes Ralph is a mayor loser. Can't make friends in real life. Which would be embarrassing anyways. Imagine going on a double date with Ralph and his child bride? Can't go to a bar or even to a restaurant after 10pm because she is tired and cranky. You'd all have to go to burger king and you'd be at a table with Ralph and faith is in a highchair with a bib on eating her jr. Whopper and playing with her toy. You're trying to have a conversation and faith is crying about going to play on the jungle gym. If that's nor enjoying enough imagine trying to eat your dinner while smelling faiths dirty ass diaper. We all know Ralph is to lazy and cheap to change her regularly. It makes sense he has no IRL friends. Who would want to hang out with a child molesting manlet who can't handle his booze and lives at his mummy's house. I know its 2020 but it's also a bit suspect that he meets all his teenaged girlfriends online. I'm sure Ethan Ralph is so popular on Robloxs.
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A bit autistic but the part up until the diaper shit was pretty funny. Raises a good point as well, it would look very weird seeing them in public together.
 
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A bit autistic but the part up until the diaper shit was pretty funny. Raises a good point as well, it would look very weird seeing them in public together.
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Not really most people would assume he's her obese father... Until the PDA. Then the cops are called, Ralph swings at someone since he's most likely drunk as always and lands back in jail. The cycle continues.
 
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The beauty of all this is that you just know that Ralph will never agree to the sort of stream that Mundane Matt was crucified on when he was flagging. The gunt will always prove to be spineless faggot in the face of confrontation, as shown with multiple instances in which he had the chance to settle grudges IRL but instead shirked away to the comfort of his drink and drugs instead.

As for shannon I really dont understand what he gets out all of this, from what i've seen the guy unironically puts himself though potential finiacial duress in the hopes of gaining internet fame. It truly boggles the fucking mind how a man could be more pathetic than Ralph and yet, Shannon demonstrates this perfectly by being the unironic lacky of an obease pill-popper.
 
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As for shannon I really dont understand what he gets out all of this, from what i've seen the guy unironically puts himself though potential finiacial duress in the hopes of gaining internet fame. It truly boggles the fucking mind how a man could be more pathetic than Ralph and yet, Shannon demonstrates this perfectly by being the unironic lacky of an obease pill-popper.
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The only explanation at this point that makes any sense for why Shannon is still with Ethan is that he loves him. Like, some kind of strange pseudo-homosexual mix of a platonic friendship and a desire to be with him romantically kind of deal.

I'm not shitposting, I seriously at this point think Shannon has some weird love-dependency thing (whatever it's called, I know there's a word/phrase for it if someone could post it) that's like Stockholm Syndrome, but without the abuse and completely voluntary. As if though on some level he loves the man and feels that the good times will come back again if only he can stick with him through the bad.

It's like, he's his fucking wife. He has the loyalty of a loving, patient, caring wife. Makes my skin crawl typing that.

Edit: This makes this so, so much worse:

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I just noticed a horrifying similarity in this picture as illustrated in this scientific rendering below:
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Is... is Faith Vickers related to Gator? Or did Ralph specifically find this girl because of the similarity to him? Or is Gator actually Faith?
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Ralph is basically fucking a thin, 18 y/o female Shannon Gaines.
 
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Man, it amazes me how fast this all advanced. He went from being relatively popular to being a lolcow in a few days. And all because Jawsh, who has toe pics online, made a throw away joke. Now he is a flaggot and such a salty bitch he will cancel streams because his feelings.

It's okay, he made $1000 last month.
 
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Unog said:
The only explanation at this point that makes any sense for why Shannon is still with Ethan is that he loves him. Like, some kind of strange pseudo-homosexual mix of a platonic friendship and a desire to be with him romantically kind of deal.

I'm not shitposting, I seriously at this point think Shannon has some weird love-dependency thing (whatever it's called, I know there's a word/phrase for it if someone could post it) that's like Stockholm Syndrome, but without the abuse and completely voluntary. As if though on some level he loves the man and feels that the good times will come back again if only he can stick with him through the bad.

It's like, he's his fucking wife. He has the loyalty of a loving, patient, caring wife. Makes my skin crawl typing that.
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Thats an intresting way of looking at it, my honest guess was that Gator, being halfassed in literally every aspsect of his life aside from being a jannie is that he honstly belives that he can piggyback off some kind of E-Fame from Ethan and become some big time game streamer. It seems the most obvious explanation but Shannon exhibts Rudolf Hess levels of dedication to the mighty Gunt that even im not sure about his true motivations anymore.
 
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Easterling said:
Thats an intresting way of looking at it, my honest guess was that Gator, being halfassed in literally every aspsect of his life aside from being a jannie is that he honstly belives that he can piggyback off some kind of E-Fame from Ethan and become some big time game streamer. It seems the most obvious explanation but Shannon exhibts Rudolf Hess levels of dedication to the mighty Gunt that even im not sure about his true motivations anymore.
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The reason the e-fame angle doesn't work is that Gator himself at one point has expressed the self-awareness to realize that this is a dead-end, and even wished for Ethan to stop streaming and better himself.

Meaning he just wanted him and the gunt to live happily ever after, it seems like that's what he wants. Ralph apparently does too, since he's found a surrogate Shannon for his microcock. Seriously, at this point when it comes to the Shannon Question, I've embraced the wife pill. This nigga's in love with Ethan, he's his male waifu.
 
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Easterling said:
Thats an intresting way of looking at it, my honest guess was that Gator, being halfassed in literally every aspsect of his life aside from being a jannie is that he honstly belives that he can piggyback off some kind of E-Fame from Ethan and become some big time game streamer. It seems the most obvious explanation but Shannon exhibts Rudolf Hess levels of dedication to the mighty Gunt that even im not sure about his true motivations anymore.
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It's hard to understand for anyone else the dedication Shannon has to his Mensch.

It's a meme term but Gator literally sees Ralph as some kind of Overman, and will follow him to the bitter end. No snaking, no going off on his own. Gator will be at Ralph's side in the hospital and when his King is gone, he will take his own life.
 
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Unog said:
The reason the e-fame angle doesn't work is that Gator himself at one point has expressed the self-awareness to realize that this is a dead-end, and even wished for Ethan to stop streaming and better himself.

Meaning he just wanted him and the gunt to live happily ever after, it seems like that's what he wants. Ralph apparently does too, since he's found a surrogate Shannon for his microcock. Seriously, at this point when it comes to the Shannon Question, I've embraced the wife pill. This nigga's in love with Ethan, he's his male waifu.
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Its a pity the enternal old fag wont hop in the thread and defend the honour of his liege, perhaps its the lack of control he has on here that scares him, moderating the opinions on others on the internet seems to be the only power he has ever had over anything.
 
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Its a pity the enternal old fag wont hop in the thread and defend the honour of his liege, perhaps its the lack of control he has on here that scares him, moderating the opinions on others on the internet seems to be the only power his has ever had over anything.
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The only thing at this point that would convince me it's not some weird homosexual love-dependency thing is if Shannon came here and straight-out said that the gunt had some kind of horrible dirt over him.

That pic pointing out that Faith looks like she could be Gator's sister is what sold me on it, when I went to go looking for it I forgot just how eerie it was.

Edit: Now that I think about it, anyone know how old Shannon is? Maybe Ralph groomed him, too...
 
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Unog said:
The only thing at this point that would convince me it's not some weird homosexual love-dependency thing is if Shannon came here and straight-out said that the gunt had some kind of horrible dirt over him.

That pic pointing out that Faith looks like she could be Gator's sister is what sold me on it, when I went to go looking for it I forgot just how eerie it was.

Edit: Now that I think about it, anyone know how old Shannon is? Maybe Ralph groomed him, too...
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You forget: they served together in the great autism war. They have a bond that we civilians simply cannot understand. Their obesity and chemical dependency are manifestations of wartime trauma
 
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