Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Water-T]

The issue isn't that you're "making up" all these misfortunes, Becky - the issue is that you're acting like its all part of a conspiracy against you and your life is irreparably ruined. That's what "catastrophizing" means, you dumb cunt.

HHAHA. Stop lying, Becky. You didn't post a photo of your "girlfriend" Krissy because she was uglier than you and were embarrassed to be seen with her.

More lies. We could find Krissy's grave if we gave even a fraction of the shits you never gave for her, Becky.

But feel free to demonstrate what a shitty person you are by trotting out her corpse for asspat points.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Honestly I feel like the "Giant cunt" should be added back to the title of the thread. Her insane cutnyness is one of her defining characteristics honestly.

Also that whole Kiwi Farms rant man Becky, nobody here has tried to ruin your own life. That was all your own doing by being a massive bitch and a burden to everyone around you. Besides if you didn't feel the need to tweet CONSTANTLY on a public acc and have shitfits 24/7 over the dumbest shit nobody would have cared honestly. Then again it's Becky and she has proven that she won't change until she drops dead from stuffing her mouth with channukah treats paid by mami herself.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Imagine if all of Becky's tweets were basically "What a nice life I have, it's so cool to have my poly squad and I'm grateful for my life."

Inside of a month, there'd be nothing left to talk about. The fascinating, compelling, sickening thing about Becky is how nothing ever satisfies her or makes her truly happy, even though she's always got some idea in mind of a purchase that will make her perfectly happy.

If she just consoomed and talked about how nice it is to go to Disneyland, knocked off picking fights with real Jews about how Jewish she is, and stopped the never-ending complaints, the holier-than-thou kosher food/Sabbath posts followed by surf-n-turf with creamed spinach, and the "my twirly skirts and vagina don't make me less of a man" posts, she'd just be one of a million women in Los Angeles who are enjoying living a life of privilege and ease they don't deserve. She'd be totally unworthy of our attention.

 

[Pargon]

Imagine if all of Becky's tweets were basically "What a nice life I have, it's so cool to have my poly squad and I'm grateful for my life."

Inside of a month, there'd be nothing left to talk about. The fascinating, compelling, sickening thing about Becky is how nothing ever satisfies her or makes her truly happy, even though she's always got some idea in mind of a purchase that will make her perfectly happy.

If she just consoomed and talked about how nice it is to go to Disneyland, knocked off picking fights with real Jews about how Jewish she is, and stopped the never-ending complaints, the holier-than-thou kosher food/Sabbath posts followed by surf-n-turf with creamed spinach, and the "my twirly skirts and vagina don't make me less of a man" posts, she'd just be one of a million women in Los Angeles who are enjoying living a life of privilege and ease they don't deserve. She'd be totally unworthy of our attention.

Unfortunately there is only one thing that I think would satisfy her but it's completely unattainable because in order to be a holy martyr one needs such a depth of character and selflessness, of compassion and kindness and respect for one's fellow man, however unknown they may be, that Becky would be unable to achieve were she to reincarnate endlessly between the moment I post this and the heat death of the universe. No matter how much she convinces herself (or attempts to convince others) of her supposed suffering it will never reach the tiniest iota of that experienced by any one of the billions of people whose existences she has not considered for a single second of her entire life.

 

[Next Task]

Honestly I feel like the "Giant cunt" should be added back to the title of the thread. Her insane cuntyness is one of her defining characteristics honestly.

It's gone? Oh. It's gone. I was pleased to see it added, because I've been saying it should be there for ages. She's one of those cows whose whole life is lying on the internet for money and asspats, but that she manages to be such a cunt about every single thing truly is a superpower.

And, seriously. Where the fuck did she pull nieces from? What nieces? She can't have nieces, she's an only, adopted child. How can she have raised any nieces? Even beyond that, who among who fictional family members would even let her look after their kids? I'm certain she doesn't spend any time with Jackson's nephews unless she has to and their parents are present, no matter how much she will brag about being the 'cool aunt' who talks to them about adult stuff and games with them.

 

[Water-T]

If she just consoomed and talked about how nice it is to go to Disneyland, knocked off picking fights with real Jews about how Jewish she is, and stopped the never-ending complaints, the holier-than-thou kosher food/Sabbath posts followed by surf-n-turf with creamed spinach, and the "my twirly skirts and vagina don't make me less of a man" posts, she'd just be one of a million women in Los Angeles who are enjoying living a life of privilege and ease they don't deserve. She'd be totally unworthy of our attention.

My guess is that being raised by adoptive parents who gave Becky anything she wished for didn't just spoil her rotten, but also cultivated the desire to get attention and feel special at any cost. This is why she picks fights on Twitter, dons one new identity after another, and spins these "Einstein clapped on bus" - level tales.

It's not enough to have two men waiting on her hand and foot: there has to be a whole harem of men in America ready to hop on a plane despite the coof because they are just so crazed with lust for her!

It's not enough to be Jewish - she's got to go on Jewish Twitter and picks fights about being "Jewer than thou" with people whose family survived the Holocaust while posting photos of her cheese and pork dinner.

It's not enough to take a trip to Disney: she has to stay a week in $200 a night hotels, have $50 a plate meals, and get $400 Star Wars toys, and document it for everyone online.

Most everyone else right now would LOVE to have nice looking house like the one she oozed into, but all Becky can do is whine about the minor inconveniences we all encounter daily, and magnify them into a grand conspiracy to drive her to suicide....because as other Kiwis have pointed out, being happy with the easy life she's been given just makes her like every other spoiled white bitch in LA. LARPing as a trans disabled queer Latinx Jewess, however, makes Becky stand out, and that's what really counts to her.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

God damn, is there a film, star wars spin off, theatrical event, Broadway show, corporate firework display, video game or indeed anything left on earth that doesnt provoke this response from Becky?



(I also morn the loss of 'giant cunt' from the title)

like the one she oozed into

Perfectly described

 

[Very Honest Content]

Therapist has figured the screeching harpy out and has decided to confront just like Mami does, quality therapy right there, good on them. It won't help because Reeebecca doesn't want happiness, she wants to use her suffering as the anvil to hammer everyone else on but hey, at least they tried.

Also yes, the internet didn't ruin her life, she ruined her own life and then wouldn't shut up about it online publicly because she's determined to always shift the blame from the responsible party for asspats/ebegging/toys. Brazenly bringing up her troon kill counter is a bold move though, let's see if it pays off for her...

 

[AnOminous]

Brazenly bringing up her troon kill counter is a bold move though, let's see if it pays off for her...

Based Becky, driving more troons to suicide than all of Kiwi Farms combined.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Based Becky, driving more troons to suicide than all of Kiwi Farms combined.

She should go for Jake next.

 

[melty]

Becky shrieks about Grimes, takes a break to show off new Lego toys, then goes back to shrieking about how tankies are attacking her in "DMs". I'm just going to dump everything. With Becky, I don't find it matters what order the tweets actually happen. It's all just incessant shrieking.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, she’s right about two things in that long rant. No one likes her and she’s aged about 500 years.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Becky shrieks about Grimes, takes a break to show off new Lego toys, then goes back to shrieking about how tankies are attacking her in "DMs". I'm just going to dump everything. With Becky, I don't find it matters what order the tweets actually happen. It's all just incessant shrieking.
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Becky's Twitter feed turns her into one of the least fun kinds of cows to watch in my opinion (but she's definitely still a cow). She reminds me alot of Movie Bob, a slurry of self righteous Twitter posts with very little substance beyond the typical word salad of popular twitter buzzwords. Her antics and sympathy baiting definitely deserved to be archived though, but reading the shit she types is the internet equivalent of watching a trainwreck in slow motion, or watching a piece of roadkill slowly decay.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Elon Musk dunking on Grimes was pretty funny, though. Besides, they're both insufferable, they seem perfectly happy being insufferable together.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. Only a bored shiksa like Becky gives a shit about what gender and name Grimes wants to give her baby. Just because Elon didn't put up with her Tumblr bullshit doesn't make him an abuser.

$260 on Amazon.

Keep this in mind when Becky rattles her tin cup again.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

For those who avoid the Twitter hellhole, you basically have to go out of your way to even see DMs from people you don't either follow or DM already.

I was happy to see that she read and took your advice. Those Dms are opening and closing more than European land boarders at the moment.

Also I liked how the gift she forced her husband to buy her served as another precious reminder of her one true love, cruelly torn from her (and not abandoned in total disgust, obvs).

 

[Pargon]

The prevailing prog opinion is that Grimes is the moll to Musk's Drax-esque industrialist, complicit in her relationship with him for all the same crimes. Expect for those tweets to be deleted soon as more people crawl into her DMs wringing their hands over needing to correct her problematic views.

 

[Nectarine]

She posted a new selfie in hopes of getting some reassurance about her eyes, I guess?


She also tweeted some additional thoughts on the "progressive folx" who invalidated her gender identity.

 

[Water-T]

I guess even the Twitter Troon Troop got tired of Becky claiming to be male/non-binary despite continuing to dress and act like a woman.

 

[PeckingOrder]

Damn these are some cold, dead eyes. I’ve seen livelier eyes on vegetables with little brain activity.

Every time she posts about a new Lego set her cucks got her, it just further confirms to me how basic she is. If she likes Lego so much you’d think she’d get more advanced sets instead of doubling down on Star Wars shit a 10-year-old can build. Who knows though, maybe she’ll surprise me and get the absurdly expensive Mickey and Minnie figure set.