Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661

Raquel Willis (Matthew Devoe Willis) was let go from OUT magazine after less than two years as editor. Willis turned the mag into a 24-7 Troon Broadcasting Network; guess what— it didn’t sell. He’s now the communication coordinator for the Ms. Foundation.

Yes, the magazine and feminist lobbying group started by Gloria Steinem now has a man in charge of their communications department.

Note to Tess: he really hates white women.
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With her incredible pandering and sucking up to people she perceives as important, Tess reminds me of these fishes that hang off sharks or other larger fishes. Maybe her newly inflated lips help with that impression as well.

So far she was more or less ignored, but it would be hilarious if one day someone replies: Bitch, who are You!?
 
Reminds me of a clip from the real housewives of atlanta. They are visiting a site of the underground railroad where slaves escaped to the north. One of the wives, Porsha, is super excited because her grandfather was a civil rights leader so she is lil miss woke. They get to the site of the underground railroad and a museum director is telling them about the space below the floor. So she sees the site and is confused because she doesnt see an opening for the driver of the train to get in and out and how does the train run because they didnt have electric trains back then....
How...how does she not know? Every year in school that I heard about the Underground Railroad, I was told 'it wasn't an actual railroad, that was a figure of speech'.
Thats the kinda shit I see Tess doing. She is a lovely mixture of ignorance and arrogance all stuffed into a morbidly obese body with a large coating of entitlement within a cloud of delusion. . She cant even control her own eating but she thinks we should totally take her advice on how everyone else needs to live.
She's already proven many times over that she'll repost anything woke without looking into the story at all.
 
How...how does she not know? Every year in school that I heard about the Underground Railroad, I was told 'it wasn't an actual railroad, that was a figure of speech'.

She's already proven many times over that she'll repost anything woke without looking into the story at all.

I found it to be pretty fucking stunning that she was a grown woman in her thirties at least, which a background of family all up in civil rights. I thought she was kidding at first. How can anyone be this stupid??? Especially when she thinks she is so woke.
Here is the clip if anyone is interested. Porsha is the tall girl in white and beige who spouts off about her family being harassed. She is so dense and just doesnt get it.

I can totally see Tess having moments like this. She has posted a LOT of stoopid shit and is just the type to fall for the 4chan trolling pranks .
 
Raquel Willis (Matthew Devoe Willis) was let go from OUT magazine after less than two years as editor. Willis turned the mag into a 24-7 Troon Broadcasting Network; guess what— it didn’t sell. He’s now the communication coordinator for the Ms. Foundation.

Yes, the magazine and feminist lobbying group started by Gloria Steinem now has a man in charge of their communications department.

Note to Tess: he really hates white women.
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LMAO, how does Tess find these people to begin with? It’s obvious that she never does any of the research herself (that takes away time from being on Instagram) so she has to get this shit from some place.
 
You can tell someone is not LGBTQ when they've only ever been in straight relationships and use the term "queer" to define themselves. Of course you can be bi or pan or whatever and be in relationships with the opposite gender but Tess and Jameela Jamil are just clout chasers who want to be able to home in on gay culture.
 
I don't get what it is with people like this who are constantly using language associated with authority. They're always talking about being 'allowed to' or 'validated'. On some level I think that they want some actual authoritarian/a father substitute to put a boot down on them. It's probably why they are obsessed with Trump because it's like getting to 'rebel' (on Twitter and Instagram) against daddy. Probably the same reason they're always obsessed with white people, too, since there's a pretty clear parent-child relationship in the west with whites and nonwhites; and you have so many of these dumbass people like Tess who want to play symbolic mommy to her brown 'kids' rather than be a decent mom to her own because you get more Twitter clout with the former and more work with the latter.
 
I don't get what it is with people like this who are constantly using language associated with authority. They're always talking about being 'allowed to' or 'validated'. On some level I think that they want some actual authoritarian/a father substitute to put a boot down on them. It's probably why they are obsessed with Trump because it's like getting to 'rebel' (on Twitter and Instagram) against daddy. Probably the same reason they're always obsessed with white people, too, since there's a pretty clear parent-child relationship in the west with whites and nonwhites; and you have so many of these dumbass people like Tess who want to play symbolic mommy to her brown 'kids' rather than be a decent mom to her own because you get more Twitter clout with the former and more work with the latter.

It's actually the opposite.

As long as there is some mysterious boogieman like "white supremacy" that's holding them down, i.e. not allowing them to be themselves, they don't have to take any responsibility for their actions or failures. It's the white man holding them back.
 
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More of Jude's rules for association with her: you're not allowed to feel bad if you gain weight, nor can you express any opinions about food other than "mmm, yummy." And of course, you have to pretend to believe that it is absolutely impossible for any fat person to lose weight.
Wait, this is the Tess thread right?

Anyway it wouldn’t surprised me if Tess thinks she can claim to be queer because Nick identifies as an enby, so by SJW logic she was dating someone who wasn’t a man. Really wonder if it could be something that lame.
 
Wait, this is the Tess thread right?

Anyway it wouldn’t surprised me if Tess thinks she can claim to be queer because Nick identifies as an enby, so by SJW logic she was dating someone who wasn’t a man. Really wonder if it could be something that lame.

I think it's exactly something that lame. The Transitive Property of Sexual Orientation
 
I love how all these fools think they can just rewrite the dictionary to say what THEY want.

"I've never had sex with a woman, but I was married to a faggot, so that makes me queer too!"
tess leaves out the fact that she had at least three boyfriends, and the closest she got to be in a gay rs is that sad picture she keeps posting of her almost kissing another fatty in a gay wedding.

i wonder if she's saying this because she found a new boyfriend (feeder).
 
Tess wants to be in the Kweer Kids Klub because she thinks kweers are kool and oppressed and therefore important, and she wants to be kool and important. It's her sole way of climbing the woke hierachy. This is because she has the mind of a middle-school kid who wants to fit in, and otherwise she knows she's just a cliched superfat, ageing single mother with a failed marriage to a pathetic gay man who never fancied her in the first place because he likes cock, two kids with different fathers, and oh ... she's white which in Tess's mind right now is probably the one thing holding her back from getting recognition. She can'tchange her race, but she can, in the current moronic climate, make claims about her sexuality and gender and expect to be taken seriously by the small but excessively loud group of malcontents who infest Twitter and media culture.
 
Vice published an article about the current state of the body-positivity movement, and Tess gets some of the spotlight. Surprised she hasn't already started shilling this everywhere, especially since it's full of the typical #woke garbage she's always spewing. Maybe because it points out that Tess is significantly more well-known and well-respected than the fat black women she claims to be so devoted to?
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