🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AgriDrThunder]

Ralph don't eat no asparagus. Don't lie Ralph.

 

[misterduckford]

Ralph don't eat no asparagus. Don't lie Ralph.

It's naht truuuuuuuuu!

 

[High Tea]

Is that true? I've picked up on using it and I just know groyper as the weird versions of pepe

Fuentes's groypers use King all the time. They call Nick King, they call each other King. It's one of their things

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Ralph please, this isn't healthy for you. You need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Maybe, go on holiday. Spend a month without the internet and try to get closer to your mother. Anything, I am getting a sense of a black pit of despair by proxy of viewing your situation. Maybe just take a step away from the drama and just stream some games or watch some movies without getting into the drama stuff, Just tell the mods to stop censoring and say

"hey, here's the deal, Im a fuck up but Im going to take a step back from all of this and just stop being so serious about it. So go ahead, fill the chat with whatever you want, I'm just going to play some games and watch some movies; you're welcome to join me. Also, I have to get off in an hour because I'm taking my mother to get coffee and going round a museum. I know fai is too young for me, and I'm gonna call it off; if she still wants to date me after advising her against it I'm not going to stop her, but i understand you guy's concerns"

I think i would make a way better more chill internet personality than Ralph. Terrible brand management.

Just take a step back you stupid fat retard

Indeed some honorable advice which could change/save his life if he took it to heart. Unfortunately, he would see it as an emasculating "giving in"(though it would be the opposite, transcending his knee-jerk childishness) and so I would be very surprised if he indeed took your advice (as would you, I am sure.)

I think he, like so many of us, needs to be thoroughly beaten up by life in order to change. He needs to be unable to deny, even in his own mind, that his current course is worth following.

 

[Lore Master]

What pills is he on? Oxys ?

Wasn't there a story about when they went to Miami and he got there he was asking where to find Xanax Bars? It wouldn't surprise me that Ralph doesn't have a particular pill addiction. Much like food. He will engorge himself on anything readily available. He is a quite slovenly fellow.

 

[johnisdeer]

Is that true? I've picked up on using it and I just know groyper as the weird versions of pepe

King was more like a 4chan thing, it was first used to mock women calling each other queens. It then turned into an un-ironic thing like bro but more positive. The gorypers are retarded and ape 4chan memes so they use it alot.

 

[High Tea]

Telling isn't it?
I'm trying to find the stream where he was beating off to Soph on air to prove it exists, but I'm burning out on skimming killstream reruns. Was it the infamous pillstream?

Don't know what episode, but Jim made fun of it. I think you referenced it a few months ago Maybe it's in the Jim audio? This vid was uploaded June 27, 2019 so it had to be around then.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

King was more like a 4chan thing, it was first used to mock women calling each other queens. It then turned into an un-ironic thing like bro but more positive. The gorypers are retarded and ape 4chan memes so they use it alot.

The fat hitler-haired "muh very concerned about the whites, take care of Our People, don't jerk off and read the bible, bro"-types calling eachother Kings is really the white version of the black women stereotype "take care of yo self, sis, ya black queen, remember you absolute QUEEN, don't let no man run yo mind"

 

[Eris!]

I just hit refresh skipped past like 20 fucking pages can you guys stop owning ralph for five minutes damn

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I'll continue to use king with my friends because like @johnisdeer said, it's a version of bro but positive.

 

[Cow Poly]

Official Thread Theme brought to you by Ear Juice and EJAS Crew

Only Ear Jew could use autotune and still be out of tune.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Just watched the video drumr uploaded today.

Insane Clown Posse Calls Out Ethan Ralph - Matt Jarbo Failed Redemption - Stream Wars II

THIS JUST IN... - Member of Insane Clown Posse calls out Ethan Ralph for dating teenage girls fresh out of highschool - MundaneMatt tries to obtain a redempt...

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It's not really worth viewing because it has very little interesting commentary and is just a rehash of videos already in this thread. That said, I'm glad I watched it because Ralph complaining about Josh talking about his jail sentence stuck out to me.

Ralph, Josh and everyone else talk about you going to jail because

1. You can't go a couple of hours without bringing it up.
2. Nigga, your ass did go to jail. Not just a night in the drunk tank, you got sentenced for a felony conviction. Most people live their entire lives without fucking up like that.

Josh isn't wrong or unique for talking about it. Part of the point of sentencing people to jail and having it all public is to ostracize an offender and have them serve as an example to encourage people watching not to fuck up like you and end up in jail with you. Getting ripped on for being in jail is an integral part of going to jail. If you don't like what comes with that you should have thought harder before trying to punch a cop.

 

[PhoBingas]

yea i think it's the pillstream, i've seen you trying to track down that clip for ages haha. It truly is a pain to comb through the streams and especially that stream.

I've been poking around every killstream archive I can find, hoping someone has it clipped. Watching any post boldergate killstream is like Chinese water torture with piss warm maker's mark. Half worried I'll become a gunt capo if I keep it up.

Don't know what episode, but Jim made fun of it. I think you referenced it a few months ago Maybe it's in the Jim audio? This vid was uploaded June 27, 2019 so it had to be around then.

For the longest time I thought that "cumstream" vid of Jimbos was just him fucking around - then I hear that "No, he just clipped that from the stream where Ralph made a drunken ass of himself and allegedly masturbated to a middle schooler"

I've been dying to find the stream so I can throw clips in the face of guntguards. Their ''Basted'' huwhite savior reaching under his gunt flesh to drain his lizard live on air like a less talented DSP

*Edit to not double post

 

[Gilbert Grape]

I've been poking around every killstream archive I can find, hoping someone has it clipped. Watching any post boldergate killstream is like Chinese water torture with piss warm maker's mark. Half worried I'll become a gunt capo if I keep it up.



For the longest time I thought that "cumstream" vid of Jimbos was just him fucking around - then I hear that "No, he just clipped that from the stream where Ralph made a drunken ass of himself and allegedly masturbated to a middle schooler"

I've been dying to find the stream so I can throw clips in the face of guntguards. Their ''Basted'' huwhite savior reaching under his gunt flesh to drain his lizard live on air like a less talented DSP

*Edit to not double post

I doubt this will be fruitful, at least not more than going over the past 1k+ pages for info. Imagine how long his enemies have done exactly what you're trying to do. There's already enough dirt on him from his past.

But don't let me moderate your autism. You're doing God's work.

 

[irujdksajksdjlsk]

I've been poking around every killstream archive I can find, hoping someone has it clipped. Watching any post boldergate killstream is like Chinese water torture with piss warm maker's mark. Half worried I'll become a gunt capo if I keep it up.



For the longest time I thought that "cumstream" vid of Jimbos was just him fucking around - then I hear that "No, he just clipped that from the stream where Ralph made a drunken ass of himself and allegedly masturbated to a middle schooler"

I've been dying to find the stream so I can throw clips in the face of guntguards. Their ''Basted'' huwhite savior reaching under his gunt flesh to drain his lizard live on air like a less talented DSP

*Edit to not double post

Here's the full pillstream: https://mega.nz/file/WVIEEAjK#wYa3soUZKxE9sKJQIOM8ZoV20TMl6yw1eOWKo-TjRC8
The Soph stuff happened the stream right before this one. I know someone saved it but I don't know if it ever got uploaded.

 

[Unog]

I think he, like so many of us, needs to be thoroughly beaten up by life in order to change. He needs to be unable to deny, even in his own mind, that his current course is worth following.

So, I suppose you're new here, then?

Ralph would rather suck-start a shotgun than reach anything approaching an epiphany regarding how his behavior relates to his outcomes in life. One needs to be able to admit error to oneself to change as a person, this man is incapable of that.

 

[Vetti]

Here's the full pillstream: https://mega.nz/file/WVIEEAjK#wYa3soUZKxE9sKJQIOM8ZoV20TMl6yw1eOWKo-TjRC8
The Soph stuff happened the stream right before this one. I know someone saved it but I don't know if it ever got uploaded.

Was that the same stream where Flamenco, in a particularly autistic mood, decided to have the panel watch some out of context, unfunny narration Metokur did about monkeys? This was played right before Flam told Ralph he was autistic. A fact he later brought up on the pillstream.

 

[PhoBingas]

Imagine how long his enemies have done exactly what you're trying to do.

Fuck... Am I gonna end up like Donga? Am I gonna have a girlfriend's daughter?! Will end up calling Spencer a white nagger? This must be the whole "Stare too long into the abyss" shit.

I'm hoping someone more vindictive and autistic than me has clipped it somewhere. Between this thread, youtube, and bitchute reposts... it has to be somewhere. The gunt shouldn't be able to scrub it from the internet.

 

[Vetti]

Fuck... Am I gonna end up like Donga? Am I gonna have a girlfriend's daughter?! Will end up calling Spencer a white nagger? This must be the whole "Stare too long into the abyss" shit.

I'm hoping someone more vindictive and autistic than me has clipped it somewhere. Between this thread, youtube, and bitchute reposts... it has to be somewhere. The gunt shouldn't be able to scrub it from the internet.

Do you think Kraut could have it?

 

[Burd Turglar]

Fuentes's groypers use King all the time. They call Nick King, they call each other King. It's one of their things

Just another thing the white man stole from the black man.