Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.


The newest video is Nik ordering enough Chilis to feed a large Somalian village while clapping like the world's fattest, most retarded seal..

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Apparently, in Nik's limited worldview, Chilis is the best food ever created by man, verily it hovers on the same plane as Michelin Star restaurants on the merit of its ranch dressing and msg-coated industrial food grade fried onion.

He's definitely a guilty pleasure for me. Putting his show on while cooking has been an amazing asset for portion control. I only wish he mukbanged live so we could all witness the inevitable consequence of his gorging as his heart finally blows out and he dies face down in a mound of cheesy carbonara spicy korean ramen while shitting himself.
 
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Nicotine Fetish said:
I think it’s interesting age for mental illness. I know this might sound cringe, but I think there is a whole new age of psychology opening up with how humans interact with social media. So, people obviously have an online persona and a real life persona. Both are the person, but online “you” is different from real life “you” - but with people like nick, who create content probably everyday. Hours and hours creating content he likely never unplugs from the internet. So, yes - he is playing a character on the internet. But it’s like.... when you play a character online - but you’re always online - I suppose you start to kind of lose the divide between real you and internet you. So, like the poster above me said. I’m sure he knows he’s acting up for the cameras. But when you’re mentally ill, playing mentally ill for the internet, but you’re always plugged into the internet. I’m sure it gets to a point where the character you play gets played so much that you kind of just.... well, I’m kind of rambling at this point. But ya know what I mean? I’m sure it’s a mix of fake, real, and dramatic and even he has trouble knowing which parts are sincere and which isn’t.
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Check out "Self-Discrepancy Theory" and research on how it affects online identity.
Pretty much it states we have 3 selfs in simplest terms:
Actual (what we are), Ideal (what we want to be) & Ought (what we have to be for work/etc.).
The theory when connected with online finds that what we are is a midpoint between actual and ideal self in the "avatar" we present.
Though i guess that makes the Nikocado stuff even stranger...
 
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Teeter said:

The newest video is Nik ordering enough Chilis to feed a large Somalian village while clapping like the world's fattest, most retarded seal..

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Apparently, in Nik's limited worldview, Chilis is the best food ever created by man, verily it hovers on the same plane as Michelin Star restaurants on the merit of its ranch dressing and msg-coated industrial food grade fried onion.

He's definitely a guilty pleasure for me. Putting his show on while cooking has been an amazing asset for portion control. I only wish he mukbanged live so we could all witness the inevitable consequence of his gorging as his heart finally blows out and he dies face down in a mound of cheesy carbonara spicy korean ramen while shitting himself.
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I don’t think he’d ever mukbang live, it’s obvious he doesn’t eat all the food he gets and pre filmed videos mean he can cut and jump to make it look like he’s eaten more but live his audience would expect him to eat the entire thing. He’s good at clipping and hiding things with his “follow me on Instagram” or “book a cameo with me” edits. He probably hides food between those clips to make it look like he’s eaten more.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
They’re churning out this storyline again. His food looks disgusting.
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Without actually clicking on the video, I can tell you my personal opinion.

Pretty much all fast food is disgusting after 20 minutes of giving it a chance to cool down. Cold fast food is gross.

So by the time they even set up the food to be displayed, it's probably already disgusting.
 
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sentfrommyiphone said:
He's still my guilty pleasure and I still laugh at his stupidity, but his fights with Orlin were getting boring

until the pool noodles show up and then it's the best thing.
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This is the fakest shit I have seen in a while, complete with cuts and zoom ins. You can see the slight smirk behind Orlin's face when the start kicking off. How does anyone genuinely enjoy this garbage?
 
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_01 said:
I'm certain they exist, but this video reminds me to ask. Are there any troll channels on Youtube that highlight and clip Nick's more amusing freakouts and moments? Because otherwise it's two minutes of insanity for every twenty minutes of vigorous slurping.
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Bit late and not a troll as such but CTK did a reaction recently which I enjoyed:
 
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sentfrommyiphone said:
He's still my guilty pleasure and I still laugh at his stupidity, but his fights with Orlin were getting boring

until the pool noodles show up and then it's the best thing.
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I'm firmly in this camp. Nik is a disgusting, mentally ill, morally bankrupt drama whore with a blown out arsehole...
But fuck if watching these two chimps play fight with pool noodles doesn't make me laugh.
 
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