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And now we'll never know who he believes this magical non-pooping person was.
Silver lining: we'll never know because he'll probably die in jail.
Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)
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Silver lining: we'll never know because he'll probably die in jail.
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I actually once read a blog by a woman who had Crohn's disease that was diagnosed too late, and it pretty much destroyed her large intestine and rectum, so she had to have an ileostomy/colostomy/whatever they're called and also had her anus removed, essentially. This woman literally does not have an asshole anymore. She even posted a pic when asked about what that area looked like, and it's literally just scar tissue.
So while shit is still produced in cases like that, one could argue that she, and others like her, don't actually poop per se. And I can't believe I actually typed all that out, because it's probably not the kind of thing anyone except Nick and his ilk would like to actually think too hard about.
So while shit is still produced in cases like that, one could argue that she, and others like her, don't actually poop per se. And I can't believe I actually typed all that out, because it's probably not the kind of thing anyone except Nick and his ilk would like to actually think too hard about.
Of course, Nick is unlikely to know any of that, so the tweet is still confusing on several levels.
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I dunno how to tag, but I think it was Saul Goodman who did that. It was pretty horrifying.
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Kind of off-topic, but does anyone remember Sick Nick being featured on /r/cringepics a while back? It was a picture of him holding a sign that said something vile about Anna. Been trying to find it but reddit's search engine sucks so no luck.
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Hopefully something will happen to Nick's bunghole in the slammer, and he'll be forced to use this thing for the rest of his short life.
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It's a bag connected to the lower intestines that collects feces for people who can't actually poop any more.
Off topic but I once had a patient sneeze and part of his intestines shot out into the bag.
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Yes. I guess I don't know where the "some people do not poop" thing comes from or whatever.
Sorry if that sounds painfully ignorant.
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Great, now Nick Bate is going to request that other inmates smuggle in colostomy bags for him.
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I have a rather sick sense of humor -- I laughed. Not at Nick, obviously, but at the commentary. (Who is that dude, btw, he's hilarious)
BTW, it looks like we know now why he wasn't allowed around Amber -- they caught him writing porn on her computer. So THAT'S what it took to ban the sicko. Yet he molests her for years? Ugh.
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He goes by Jim and used to go by Internet Aristocrat on YouTube. His recent name change happened when he got fed up with GGers, iirc. His videos are mirrored, so you shouldn't have any issues finding them.
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He gets 420/5 from me for that intro song, which I happened to post in the previous thread.
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Ugh. Don't send him wankfodder. Send him soap and toothpaste.
Laced with poison.
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I think he's already in the process of making his own "wankfodder," if you know what I'm getting at. I believe jenkem is a prison high, by the way.
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He should consult Tyce on how best to make it.
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As long as Tyce wouldn't mind having the walls of the prison cell having a new coat of "paint," I think they'll get along just famously. They should be cell mates.
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