Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Fapcop]

The likely thing to happen is he lives in some sort of home for the tards. Or end up homeless on the streets doing the same thing Andy Milonakis does, except Chrissy would be the one that solicits strange Willy Wonka hobos for sex, instead of vice versa.

Chris will never end up in a tard home if there’s anything he can do to prevent it.

Most of his self worth is built around the fact that he’s a high functioning autist capable of a normal life, and not some soulless tard.


If there’s one thing life has taught him, it’s the fact that the tugboat arrives once a month, and that he can beg online and get money/help from strangers.

So he probably has some vague plan in the back of his mind about living on his own, and if that fails, he’ll cry and beg and someone will help him.


This will probably end in a homeless saga: Chris will spend as much time as possible in a Starbucks or McD with Internet, his giant cart loaded with Sonichu/MLP “treasures” parked outside.

I think when Barbs does croak like the frog she is; one of two things could happen. One is that Chris is sent into a institution because of the whole dimensional merge shit, the second is that he becomes completely homeless and whores himself to anyone he comes across.

Chris would never whore himself out. He’d “switch souls” with Rosechu who’ll whored herself out and of course give all the money to “Mama” afterwards.

Barb will have literally no one attending her funeral save for Chris (if he can even afford one). Some generous kiwis will have to help him set up the funeral since she already has a crypt reserved. If anyone here does show up it'll probably be doing Chris a favor since there's no point in holding a wake with no visitors.

Is there any chance KF could pay for some of those Ghana’n coffindancers?

Perhaps dressed in pickle suits?


I’d def chip in.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Knowing Chris, he'll very likely dress like a widowed woman in TV/cartoon shows: black dress, with veil covering his face. I wonder if in a show of respect, the medallion won't be present.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Is there any chance KF could pay for some of those Ghana’n coffindancers?

Perhaps dressed in pickle suits?


I’d def chip in.

I know she's going in the incinerator but I wish Chris would give her a Viking funeral.

Lo there do I see my Sonichu
Lo there do I see my Rosechu
Lo there do I see my Robertchu and my Pattichan
Lo there do I see a line of OC's back to the beginning
They bid me join them and take my place among them
In the halls of of CWCville
Where the autistic may live FOREVER!

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Hell have 2 choices go with sockness or a home

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I think he'll stay in 14BC until he dies. With the real estate market in freefall and the condition of Sonichu Headquarters the mortgage holder isn't going to get shit from a sale, and there's no way in Hell Chris will ever have income to garnish (tugboat is untouchable).

The minivan is his last method of transportation. His credit score must be awful so even the "we finance everyone" places are going to pass, and since he's banned from pretty much anywhere by now he'll be paying a huge markup for healthy bananas McDonalds and Japanese treat boxes.

Truth be told, a group home would be the best outcome, but he's not going to suffer a slow-in-da-mind roommate, nor give up all the space his toys need, nor listen to any wrangler tell him he can't buy something.

 

[Picklechu]

I think he'll stay in 14BC until he dies. With the real estate market in freefall and the condition of Sonichu Headquarters the mortgage holder isn't going to get shit from a sale, and there's no way in Hell Chris will ever have income to garnish (tugboat is untouchable).

The house doesn't belong to Chris, and Barb's debts are enormous. It certainly takes time to do a foreclosure and eviction, so he won't be out on his ass immediately, but there are very few scenarios in which Chris can keep 14BC. No debtor is going to say "well, we're owed this much, but the house is worth less than that and it's the only asset, so we aren't going to touch it." The house will probably have to be gutted due to the Hoard and all of the dog piss and shit, but it's almost certainly salvageable.

 

[anti SJW]

Is Chris' name on the mortgage or deed?

If not He is screwed.

I'm thinking once Barb dies, Chris won't tell anyone and He'll live with the smell until a neighbor complains and they check on it.

 

[Fapcop]

The house doesn't belong to Chris, and Barb's debts are enormous. It certainly takes time to do a foreclosure and eviction, so he won't be out on his ass immediately, but there are very few scenarios in which Chris can keep 14BC. No debtor is going to say "well, we're owed this much, but the house is worth less than that and it's the only asset, so we aren't going to touch it." The house will probably have to be gutted due to the Hoard and all of the dog piss and shit, but it's almost certainly salvageable.

I concur. The chances of the creditors going “welp, guess we will just let the tard stay!” are extremely slim.

(And if they did, you know that Chris would find a way to fuck it up. Like not paying the house tax because Magichan told him to spend the money on vidya instead.)

Nah, they’ll find a way to recoup at least some of the money. Even if that means raising 14 Branchland court and selling the land.

And that means Chris is fucked, even if it takes a few years.

(That Chris will without a doubt spend making zero preparations, and announcing on Twitter that his goddess powers have solved the problem.)


At this point, the only way Chris is staying in his domicile of power, is if a crazy millionaire ween buys the place, and turns it into The Chandler Institute of Christory and Museum of Autism, and lets Chris live there as a custodian/tour guide/Curseyehameha-performer.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

The Greek Life Council at UVA could buy it and turn it into a Sorority house and keep Chris on as the house mother.

 

[Preserve the 80s]

Chris will be adopted by someone who as of now has lived a mentally disturbed son free lifestyle.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can imagine someone buying 14 BLC and allowing Chris to keep living there, but the only option is to drop the goddes/tranny deal and revert back to Classic Chris.

 

[CwChalk]

I doubt we'll ever see a 'homeless' saga, Chris has the tugboat and a side hustle. In prison, he'd be a fine bitch for someone to do their laundry and access to his endless supply of commisary. He'll never end up on the streets though, maybe never longer than a few days.

He'll lose the house for sure, and companies looking to get paid move damn fast once all the red tape is cleared. So he'll have money, but not the forethought to get an apartment. When that idea finally comes up in his slow-in-da-mind and clicks, but it'd be a while before he can move in. He'll pack up all his shit(markers and crayola fuckin model magic) and he'll find a homeless shelter until, what would undoubtedly be the cheapest apartment he can find, he moves into his new bachelor pad. I have no idea how he's gonna handle moving the hoard afterwards though, he's too stingy to hire people move his couches and beds, entertainment units.

Moving the hoard is just where it gets fuzzy to me after Barb goes to meet a more divine hoard in the sky, or become Barbchu... lol
Edit: I forgot I wanted to mention how difficult it can be when mourning someone (especially a parent, normally it'd be more complicated if Chris realized she's an emotional abuser) while moving their stuff but Chris might handle these things differently or not at all. I know he said several times before that he's tried clearing some of it up but Barb starts being a cunt and guilt trips him. Man, fuck Barb.

 

[Fapcop]

I doubt we'll ever see a 'homeless' saga, Chris has the tugboat and a side hustle. In prison, he'd be a fine bitch for someone to do their laundry and access to his endless supply of commisary. He'll never end up on the streets though, maybe never longer than a few days.

He'll lose the house for sure, and companies looking to get paid move damn fast once all the red tape is cleared. So he'll have money, but not the forethought to get an apartment. When that idea finally comes up in his slow-in-da-mind and clicks, but it'd be a while before he can move in. He'll pack up all his shit(markers and crayola fuckin model magic) and he'll find a homeless shelter until, what would undoubtedly be the cheapest apartment he can find, he moves into his new bachelor pad. I have no idea how he's gonna handle moving the hoard afterwards though, he's too stingy to hire people move his couches and beds, entertainment units.

Moving the hoard is just where it gets fuzzy to me after Barb goes to meet a more divine hoard in the sky, or become Barbchu... lol

Think you’re being a bit optimistic here.
Yeah, Chris has his tugboat and side gig, but he also has someone to pay the bills and share the load.

Chris by himself would face a drastic income drop.

The average rent for a one bedroom apartment in C-ville is about 1100$.

https://www.rentjungle.com/average-rent-in-charlottesville-va-rent-trends/

Now assuming that Chris would find something quite a bit cheaper, that would still be a significant part of his tugboat.

Add the other mundane, grownup expenses he so far didn’t have to deal with, like power, etc. And it’s obvious that Chris won’t have room in the budget for constantly eating out or buying vidya.

We’re talking about a man with zero impulse control, so I reckon the chances that Chris will start skipping on bills in order to buy toys because Magichan told him he’ll make a lot of money on eBay soon, are close to 100%

In other words, even if Chris somehow miraculously manages to find housing, it won’t last long before he’ll join the tens of thousands hobo-Chris-Chan’s living on the streets.

Speaking of the horde btw: Here’s the main reason why I think we will get a homeless saga:

Remember that 1100$ one bedroom apartment? Here’s the thing... Chris is used to hoard-space. He occupies several room at 14 Branchland Ct, including a room that’s dedicated to LEGOs.

Barb dying means very hard choices. There’s no way he can bring it all with him, so he’ll have to choose what to throw out.

Now, what’s the main constant with Chris beside autism and being creepy around women?

That’s right: When faces with hard choices, he craps his pants and does absolutely nothing.

Which is exactly what’ll happen when Barb dies. He’ll sit and play LEGOs and LARP as Sonichu on Twitter, until the day the movers show up with the county sheriff.

 

[CwChalk]

Think you’re being a bit optimistic here.
Yeah, Chris has his tugboat and side gig, but he also has someone to pay the bills and share the load.

Chris by himself would face a drastic income drop.

The average rent for a one bedroom apartment in C-ville is about 1100$.

https://www.rentjungle.com/average-rent-in-charlottesville-va-rent-trends/

Now assuming that Chris would find something quite a bit cheaper, that would still be a significant part of his tugboat.

Hmm, does his state have any programs that help people with finding places? In Canada for those down on their luck on welfare, theres a program that will find that person a place to live, it's a shitty apartment (I've been to one, fuck it is tiny as hell) but comes at the price of 25% of their monthly income.

 

[anti SJW]

Not sure how it works, but would there be a chance that when Barb dies, Chris gets a bigger tugboat? Or is the amount set for life?

 

[Fapcop]

Not sure how it works, but would there be a chance that when Barb dies, Chris gets a bigger tugboat? Or is the amount set for life?

Pretty sure that’s a nope. Chris is getting his tugboat not just because he’s a slow-in-the-mind, but also because Bob legitimately earned it by being a productively employed Chandler for many years.

(Chris gets his tugboat as a dependent of a SSI payee.)

Hmm, does his state have any programs that help people with finding places? In Canada for those down on their luck on welfare, theres a program that will find that person a place to live, it's a shitty apartment (I've been to one, fuck it is tiny as hell) but comes at the price of 25% of their monthly income.

Like all other places in the US, there is section 8 housing, but the waiting lists for that are usually many years long.

Of course program like that usually also requires someone to actually apply, follow up and fill in paperwork, as opposed to shitting your pants and talking dimensional merges, which is kind of a problem here.

(Also: Good luck having Chris accept any place smaller than his current 2-3 rooms as well as getting Chris to sign up with any kind of tardhelp/social agency. He was MAINSTREAMED and doesn’t need that! He’ll probably think it’s some sort of conspiracy to institutionalize him and make bank by selling his horde and original Sonichu comics.)

 

[Duke Nukem]

Pretty sure that’s a nope. Chris is getting his tugboat not just because he’s a slow-in-the-mind, but also because Bob legitimately earned it by being a productively employed Chandler for many years.

(Chris gets his tugboat as a dependent of a SSI payee.)




Like all other places in the US, there is section 8 housing, but the waiting lists for that are usually many years long.

Of course program like that usually also requires someone to actually apply, follow up and fill in paperwork, as opposed to shitting your pants and talking dimensional merges, which is kind of a problem here.

(Also: Good luck having Chris accept any place smaller than his current 2-3 rooms as well as getting Chris to sign up with any kind of tardhelp/social agency. He was MAINSTREAMED and doesn’t need that! He’ll probably think it’s some sort of conspiracy to institutionalize him and make bank by selling his horde and original Sonichu comics.)

At the rate Chris is going, I'm somewhat surprised that he hasn't been institutionalized yet. Perhaps we're another brush with the law away from that? He's certainly substantially more unhinged than he was around the time of the GameStop incident.

 

[Fapcop]

At the rate Chris is going, I'm somewhat surprised that he hasn't been institutionalized yet. Perhaps we're another brush with the law away from that? He's certainly substantially more unhinged than he was around the time of the GameStop incident.

Unfortunately, no.

I mean, should Chris be institutionalized?

Lol yes!

Will he be? Even with another macing incident or trying to run someone over?

Doubt it. That train left a looong time ago. Chris is (unfortunately!) an emancipated adult.

For very good reasons, that’s a status that’s incredibly hard to lose and we don’t have tard-vans roaming the streets picking up random autists and the incurably insane.

Any major city has their own colony of mentally unstable, homeless, abd people who for various reasons can’t take care of themselves, and Chris is more likely than not to join.

(Though considering that Chris on a regular basis plays the tard card and gets away consequence-free, the state swooping in and taking him away to some nice tard-colony, would be a very Chandler-esque turn of events.)

 

[StraightShooter2]

Chris is on disability, so I doubt he would be homeless, right?

I'm unsure if he's mentally competent to take care of himself though, so he might have to be given a caretaker, or transferred somewhere.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is on disability, so I doubt he would be homeless, right?

I'm unsure if he's mentally competent to take care of himself though, so he might have to be given a caretaker, or transferred somewhere.

No doubt Chris would still get his tugboat, so a group home or section 8 housing is his next best option. The only problem is he might as well sell off or dump out at least 80% of his horde cause I guarantee you Chris will not have space for all his LEGO, vidya and pony shit. Another option is if Chris stays with an enabler. Good thing is the potential space for his crap; the bad: said enabler might me more unhinged than Chris and would lead to some trouble. As far as I'm aware, he's only cooked once. If his diet is any indication, it's al Mcdonald's and BK (with soy sauce) for Chris. Also, when was the last time Chris has used the kitchen in his house? Even after the house fire, the sink was filled with dirty dishes.