🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

So is this really going to be a death by a thousand cuts scenerio now, are we gonna have to laugh at this all the way till he is netting 20 views? At this point what would be the big thing that could ruin him? Dating a black woman? I'm starting to think the gunt suckers are past the point of political leaning and are just addicted to gunt sweat while coping that they have thousands of dollars to this guy.

I hope he continues to "thrive" on whatever streaming site he may be on in the future and continue to entertain us all for many years to come. I want to see his next political shift to antifa down the line

 

[Love Machine]

I hope he continues to "thrive" on whatever streaming site he may be on in the future and continue to entertain us all for many years to come. I want to see his next political shift to antifa down the line

I think it's impossible for him to pivot at this point. Too many people know who he is now.

 

[Perspicacity]

Ralph is an admitted flagging loser, truly pathetic.

Dame is beyond embarrassing at this point. She is literally a teenage girl fresh out of high school, legal adult or not. That's just the facts.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Ralph is an admitted flagging loser, truly pathetic.
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Dame is beyond embarrassing at this point. She is literally a teenage girl fresh out of high school, legal adult or not. That's just the facts.
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Jajajajaja it would appear dame has overdosed on gunt crease

 

[Disheveled Human]

This is confirmed. Flamenco has since broken the pact twice (Karaoke & Judas Josh).
I tuned into a stream where Flamenco is building little autistic models. I felt sad at the thought of what's coming to the little guy.

Yeah for sure Barnhill knows about it and im sure in 2-3 months flamenco will get fucked over by him. These people never learn.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

I knew the Gunt said he was a libertarian at one point, especially around the drugs issue (because he's a hopeless degenerate) - but I just found one of his old takes against conservative politics and it's HILARIOUS given where he now gives sloppy BJs to every conservative with an audience he attach his greasy gunt to and leech off.

https://web.archive.org/web/20131102184309/http://theralphretort.com/revolting-republicans/

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

Goddamn there are so many ways that's an insane quote.

For context, this would be crazy for ANYBODY who is currently 34 and politically inclined to have said back in 2013. Even if you're someone who stayed a committed leftist to this day. There was already mass disillusionment on the left by that time thanks to Obama's bank bailouts, his continuation of the Bush era wars, and the complete fizzling out of Occupy Wall street. If you were a "real" leftist then you were genuinely mad by that point. Remember that Ralph went to college for this shit. He either would have or should have been clued in.

Out of the people who have been moved to the right by this point, either from starting as politically indifferent or from being originally on the left, NONE of them would have had any positive view of the future going into 2013 and then only started to change their mind AFTER that. Someone as old as Ralph should either be reacting by then or will never react at all. 2013 already felt culturally insane. Gamergate kicked off in 2014 but it was only as big as it was because the resentment over the cultural shift that had already been building up for years. Both inside and outside of gaming. Kotaku's infamous article Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is was written in mid 2012. Aside from the faggiest faggots, the reaction to that was a resounding "Are you shitting me? Now this?"

Literally the only cause that could have kept a leftist hopeful 2013 is drug law reform. So I guess to Ralph that's what counts as "truly great". Unreal.

 

[Manhog]

imagine this scenario with anything but the gunt, like some react channel "reacting" to a newly released netflix episode in full and acting like they got wronged for netflix shutting that shit down.

 

[Sasquatch82]

Ralph is an admitted flagging loser, truly pathetic.
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Dame is beyond embarrassing at this point. She is literally a teenage girl fresh out of high school, legal adult or not. That's just the facts.

Godwinson was merked, despite not broadcasting the audio. Don't let him forget it.

Also, this is a total schizo post, but I'm starting to believe Dame is a fake spaniard.
Has anyone ever heard him speak Spanish? Every time a caller speaks fluent Spanish to him he literally just says 'ajajajaj, taco, taco' and never explains what was said.

Someone with greater powers of 'tism could edit a compilation of him being spoken to in Spanish, I think it would be revealing.

Is he just gaytor taking the luchador larp too far?

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Ralph is an admitted flagging loser, truly pathetic.
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Dame is beyond embarrassing at this point. She is literally a teenage girl fresh out of high school, legal adult or not. That's just the facts.
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You can be a legal adult and still be a teenager.

Legality shouldn't be the only deciding factor about where you put your dick... that would say quite a lot about your mental state if that were the (horrifying) case.

Mentally-stable and mature older men do not purposefully seek out freshly-legal women for many reasons... People arent disgusted by the legal standpoint, but by what this age gap implies about Ralph's psyche.

 

[Love Machine]

Remember, fucking potatoes is also legal. That's what JF would tell you.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Remember, fucking potatoes is also legal. That's what JF would tell you.

To be fair, I would rather fuck a potato than ethan ralph.

(Rate me TMI, I dont give a fuck)

 

[Disheveled Human]

Remember, fucking potatoes is also legal. That's what JF would tell you.

While I would not be interested in mashing potatoes, at least there are some people out there willing to take one for the team, potatoes need loving too.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

imagine this scenario with anything but the gunt, like some react channel "reacting" to a newly released netflix episode in full and acting like they got wronged for netflix shutting that shit down.

If Ethan was within his rights to flag, so was Mundane Matt. Except, of course, the flagging of Godwinson, who didn't play the "copyright" and "paywalled" content. Fair use still applies to paywalled content, which can be as simple as being clipped out of the regular stream, and played to a different audience. (See Sargons lolsuit.)

At the end of the day, this was Ralph showing everyone that his is such a pitiful and spiteful little man that he will betray a supposed principle that he rattled on about for two years (abusing DMCA) not to protect his brand, as he says, but because he is a butt blasted, thin skinned, narcissistic, alcoholic, mentally ill creep who has a fascination with suspiciously young girls.

The pic attached is a Killstream promo.

 

[ClipBitch]

Archive
Archive

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Flag for me, not for thou

 

[instythot]

I hope he continues to "thrive" on whatever streaming site he may be on in the future and continue to entertain us all for many years to come. I want to see his next political shift to antifa down the line

"Black lives always mattered SIR, you cain't have no black pussy without black lives KEKEKEKEKEKE"

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

imagine this scenario with anything but the gunt, like some react channel "reacting" to a newly released netflix episode in full and acting like they got wronged for netflix shutting that shit down.

Imagine if some random nobody made fun of the Netflix CEO for dating a high school girl who cuts herself, so the Netflix CEO put out a paywalled podcast of him drunkenly calling that guy jealous and saying he likes when 15 year old girls have dicks in their mouths, then when people on the internet make fun of him for that he complains to the manager and has their streams shut down.

 

[Iamthatis]

Yeah I think some of you are confused about the timeline.

From what I remember, Pillstream was not actually just a Killstream gone wrong. Ralph tried to conduct the show by himself, how horrific technical issues, and then at a certain point briefly passed out (I think while playing an entire episode of The Dick Show). When he came to, while he was still livestreaming, he began looking at pictures of Soph and watching the #Killstream where he had her on. This was completely without commentary and it was very creepy.

The reason why a lot of you guys think this happened the day before is that the Pillstream had two parts: The first part, which was an aborted #Killstream, and then a very long silence where Ralph recorded himself sleeping. The quotes we know from that stream ("THAT'S NOT TRUUUEEEE" and his mom wanting him to take her to dialysis) were the result of autists recording him sleeping and then amplifying/clarifying all the noise it picked up. You could barely hear anything just listening to it live, but people knew he was talking at some point.

So Soph isnt the one he said "I love her pussy" about?

 

[Manhog]

Imagine if some random nobody made fun of the Netflix CEO for dating a high school girl who cuts herself, so the Netflix CEO put out a paywalled podcast of him drunkenly calling that guy jealous and saying he likes when 15 year old girls have dicks in their mouths, then when people on the internet make fun of him for that he complains to the manager and has their streams shut down.

would be even more funny

 

[itsoktobewhite]

So Soph isnt the one he said "I love her pussy" about?

No, that’s a quote from his Jceasar187 (PAID) pornhub account