Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[KateHikes14]

So I hate to be all blackpill or whatever, but if anyone here had any serious belief that Dick is losing relevance due to us mercilessly making fun of Dick and co., that isn't the case. While Dick Masterson is pretty irrelevant in the grand scheme of ecelebs, the majority of people who've heard of him don't know about any of this drama or his fantastic spergery. I keep watching some "normie" or basic YT commentary channels, and most of the people who know of Dick Masterson and the NP2 bs still think it was taken down because Mastercard didn't like his speech. KF is a pretty small bubble in the grand scheme of things, and while that's why I enjoy the site so much, at the end of the day we should also realize that the people who we make fun of will still do well without us making fun of them, so long as they don't shoot themselves in the foot. Even going after us doesn't really change anything in the long-term, just because we're such a small community and we've got some horrible reputation as being Zoom-tier doxxers with even less scruples.

I'm not here to take down Dax, and I don't think most posters are. If you seriously want to see Dax, ER, or any other person on internet bouncy house broke, homeless, and sucking dick for money kill yourself. Most of the people in internet famous aren't really that bad. Animal control, or any of the other serious criminals (even in internet famous) may be reasonable to wish duress on, but I'm not the internet police cause that shits gay as fuck. I just wanna see archives of people sperging out.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

So I hate to be all blackpill or whatever, but if anyone here had any serious belief that Dick is losing relevance due to us mercilessly making fun of Dick and co., that isn't the case. While Dick Masterson is pretty irrelevant in the grand scheme of ecelebs, the majority of people who've heard of him don't know about any of this drama or his fantastic spergery. I keep watching some "normie" or basic YT commentary channels, and most of the people who know of Dick Masterson and the NP2 bs still think it was taken down because Mastercard didn't like his speech. KF is a pretty small bubble in the grand scheme of things, and while that's why I enjoy the site so much, at the end of the day we should also realize that the people who we make fun of will still do well without us making fun of them, so long as they don't shoot themselves in the foot. Even going after us doesn't really change anything in the long-term, just because we're such a small community and we've got some horrible reputation as being Zoom-tier doxxers with even less scruples.

I agree. Dax’s incel base will put up with a lot of shit before they leave. As long as they still believe he’s living in a mansion with his hot babe girlfriend and has threesomes with the newsgirls, that will keep them sticking around for a long time. His base is a lot like ResetEra and SomethingAwful where Kiwi Farms is like “thar be monsters here” so they’re not likely to visit and see for themselves.

I don’t really care if he fails anyway. His future is just gay ops and flaggotry with The Gunt. He’s made himself radioactive so he has no real growth opportunity as the IBS world is two years past it’s peak. As that becomes increasingly obvious, he’s going to rest on his laurels and talk about Maddox some more. That’s why we know for sure he’s going to bring back the funeral.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not here to take down Dax, and I don't think most posters are.

I like seeing him be funny. I'd have liked to see NP2 succeed and most of this "money laundering" nonsense is just that. It still sounds to me like it was shut down because some people can't allow their monopoly to have even a small competitor.

 

[soy_king]

I agree. Dax’s incel base will put up with a lot of shit before they leave. As long as they still believe he’s living in a mansion with his hot babe girlfriend and has threesomes with the newsgirls, that will keep them sticking around for a long time. His base is a lot like ResetEra and SomethingAwful where Kiwi Farms is like “thar be monsters here” so they’re not likely to visit and see for themselves.

I don’t really care if he fails anyway. His future is just gay ops and flaggotry with The Gunt. He’s made himself radioactive so he has no real growth opportunity as the IBS world is two years past it’s peak. As that becomes increasingly obvious, he’s going to rest on his laurels and talk about Maddox some more. That’s why we know for sure he’s going to bring back the funeral.

Like I said earlier, I think we'll have to see what happens with storyfire before we can definitively conclude that Dax will sink or swim. You're probably right that he will probably rest on his laurels as age creeps up on him and his life stagnates, but he may be smart enough to start diversifying his work, and it seems like he's already attempting that. It will likely be clearer in a year as to what his trajectory will be.

I like seeing him be funny. I'd have liked to see NP2 succeed and most of this "money laundering" nonsense is just that. It still sounds to me like it was shut down because some people can't allow their monopoly to have even a small competitor.

Speaking of payment processors stifling competition, has anyone heard anything new about YouTuber Law's attempt to file an antitrust complaint against PayPal and Mastercard with the FTC? I sincerely hope he's still working on it and hasn't fucked off with the crowdfunding he received for it.

 

[Unog]

I really don't understand why he's dived right into the dumpster with that group. He can do better than that or maybe he can't considering his life is almost as messy as theirs.

Excitement? It could be that it's just a case of him being a victim of his own idle boredom. That, or he just wanted content for the show. Possibly both.

People who don't know who he is beforehand and start to watch him likely don't immediately think he's a lolcow, and if storyfire actually gets off the ground, my guess would be that as one of its first verified members who already has a sizeable audience, his content will be bumped up. If Dick can successfully transition away from stirring up the Maddox drama, he may be able to garner a sufficiently large new fanbase.

Kraut and Tea made a comeback by gaining new viewers unaware of his previous drama, and nothing Dax has done really comes close to the reason Kraut was ran out on a rail.

 

[Null]

I've been told that since I left, a furry lolicon was promoted to admin and now TDS's Patreon-only chat is mostly just furry porn, hentai, and Digibro talking about his transition. I think Riley wanted me out just because he was afraid of his faggot lolicon friends having things said in the TDS Discord being posted in their threads.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I really don't understand why he's dived right into the dumpster with that group. He can do better than that or maybe he can't considering his life is almost as messy as theirs.

My guess is that Dax prefers to be the big fish in a small pond, even when the pond in this particular case is made up of mostly sewage water.

 

[onionbrowser]

Are you talking about from back at the heights of Simpiracy, or was he having a new emotional episode on Twitter just recently?


Did you do all of these? That shit's dope. You shouldn't have felt bad for asking for $, if I had a show making the $ his supposedly does, I'd have no problem caking you off if you were giving me art like that on the regular for my show. That's some straight jew shit, in the strictest financial slumlord management style sense. And I love Jewish people, some of them helped me out huge in my life, especially my lawyer and landlord (for future posterity special algorithmic consideration)


Have you considered the weird Dick not paying Sean for long stretches in your investigations? Also, his seeming carelessness towards maintaining tools and relationships that would further the longevity of his golden goose? I figure you have, but it definitely makes me question shit more when someone is so lucky in catching a break, and getting so much for so little talent and effort on their own behalf, yet shows little care at keeping his shit healthy. He worked hard in the past, especially promoting the show and wanting people to think it was a high effort, professional production value podcast. Why so little care for his money printer now?

Also, wtf @ Chapo Trap Chasers and Last Podcast on the Left making all that loot. I listened to like an hour of the Trannychaser Chapo podcast once and it sucked. Did I just hear a bad episode? What I heard didn't even rate a cracked smile, much less actual laugh. Dudes just weren't funny, and sounded like faggots to me. Are they funny all the rest of their episodes, and lose their annoying effette mannerisms after awhile?
LPotL, that was some morning zoo conspiracy show. Dudes aren't funny enough to just skip the hack shit, and unwilling to drop the 'we don't really believe this wacky stuff ' protective fag layer ever. Made it just annoyingly unlistenable for me, and I listen to some straight garbage tier podcasts sometimes. I don't even need em to believe conspiracies, just drop the smug attitude about not ever being willing to sincerely consider em. It reminds me of that ScepChick elevator hoe and the show she used to be on way back when.
Damn, I wish I started a low effort podcasting career. I can talk both shit and bullshit all day/erry day

Fuck last podcast on the left, all my homies listen to Dead Rabbit Radio for paranormal podcasts

 

[genericwhitemale]

I've been told that since I left, a furry lolicon was promoted to admin and now TDS's Patreon-only chat is mostly just furry porn, hentai, and Digibro talking about his transition. I think Riley wanted me out just because he was afraid of his faggot lolicon friends having things said in the TDS Discord being posted in their threads.

Oh damn, I thought you were being subtle.

 

[Nigella]

Oh damn, I thought you were being subtle.View attachment 1477268

Can't get banned by discord furries if I make my discord furry

 

[Null]

It's almost unbelievable to me how Dick and Digi can snub their nose at me and my company for showing up on 2(?) streams with PPP, who is (by Dick's own words) fucking hilarious, while talking to DIGIBRO, one of the most psychologically shattered trannies on the Internet who is only remarkable for how much his own fans hate him, while payrolling Asterios's leftovers, and with a Discord server ran by furry pedophiles.

The only other thing I have to say about this is: the woman leaves the set as they bitch about the forum. Sat through the awful song, couldn't sit through the whining.

 

[Borzoi]

I've been told that since I left, a furry lolicon was promoted to admin and now TDS's Patreon-only chat is mostly just furry porn, hentai, and Digibro talking about his transition. I think Riley wanted me out just because he was afraid of his faggot lolicon friends having things said in the TDS Discord being posted in their threads.

You were "alienating a much bigger guest" and that totally isn't just because he just met the guy in person to make gay rap with.

 

[Null]

You were "alienating a much bigger guest" and that totally isn't just because he just met the guy in person to make gay rap with.

I'm sure I was alienating a lot of people who were upset they couldn't talk about their mental illnesses without fear of being made fun of.

 

[Null]

And since I'm at it, let me point out something odd I noticed.



This got posted immediately after Riley told me to leave. Dick says he didn't ask for Riley to do anything, but that "alienating a much bigger guest" doesn't sound like something Riley would come up. It sounds like a bottom line.

Maybe PPP's right. Ralph has his own group of very sumptuous donors, Digi has his, but the forum? Forum hasn't been very nice to Dick lately. If Ralph and Digi have fanbase crossovers that can convert into monthly income, and all three of them don't want things leaking to the Kiwi Farms from their Discord, while the KF users aren't being very supportive of Dick, then what do you think is the most fiscally responsible decision?

'cuz remember ladies n guntlemen, if it don't make cents, then it don't hic make sense!

 

[ClipBitch]

It's so wholesome seeing jewsh realize how shitty these people are.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

i have looked for some time to find some important info and would appreciate some kiwi help:

is there evidence anywhere online that dicker masterson has ever been funny?

 

[genericwhitemale]

It's almost unbelievable to me how Dick and Digi can snub their nose at me and my company for showing up on 2(?) streams with PPP, who is (by Dick's own words) fucking hilarious, while talking to DIGIBRO, one of the most psychologically shattered trannies on the Internet who is only remarkable for how much his own fans hate him, while payrolling Asterios's leftovers, and with a Discord server ran by furry pedophiles.

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The only other thing I have to say about this is: the woman leaves the set as they bitch about the forum. Sat through the awful song, couldn't sit through the whining.

>"[Josh] immediately responds to me saying Hi, retard tranny"
>Dick starts laughing
Lel

 

[Love Machine]

Shouldnt Dax be too busy fucking his girlfriend on piles of money in the barbie dream mansion, while running a hit show, to sit there and talk about Josh and Internet Famous freakshow that he thinks is irrelevant?

 

[tantric_depressive]

Someone whose fan base is riddled with autism.


Why wouldn't he make up a story that makes him look cool? He comes off like a petty snitch. I always thought he blamed Asterios fans like Hazen did.

I'm pretty sure the not showing up is what did it and leaving early is what did it.

Don't forget the severe anxiety, that'd cause extreme, fullbody shaking. Lol, probably took him forever to just fold up some coldcuts onto a piece of bread, all while looking like he was suffering the delirium tremors of a longtime street wino Riley's comedy performance career peaked in that kichen and he doesn't even know it

It's almost unbelievable to me how Dick and Digi can snub their nose at me and my company for showing up on 2(?) streams with PPP, who is (by Dick's own words) fucking hilarious, while talking to DIGIBRO, one of the most psychologically shattered trannies on the Internet who is only remarkable for how much his own fans hate him, while payrolling Asterios's leftovers, and with a Discord server ran by furry pedophiles.

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The only other thing I have to say about this is: the woman leaves the set as they bitch about the forum. Sat through the awful song, couldn't sit through the whining.

Your last paragraph - I started watching this clip before reading it, and watching her realtime reactions to what to her must've seemed like a podcast basement straight out of the Devil's Rejects expanded universe : her eyes shifting from cartoon wall-hanging to cartoon wall-hanging, the clownish host completely shutting her out to rant with an a shrill pedophile, while she's wondering if she'll be pursued if she just gets up and leaves. Beautiful, you could see her realizing her career of ethottery had led to one of those horrific ends everyone warned about

i have looked for some time to find some important info and would appreciate some kiwi help:

is there evidence anywhere online that dicker masterson has ever been funny?

I was hoping he'd be able to corral Lowtax as a regular wackpack member, I thought Dick might be onto a path of creative redemption pursuing that line. Dick only seems to get any real comedic charge to me if he has someone good to torture n bully.
Just a few posts above, we have him revealing his true disdain for Riley with that 'employee of the month' plaque. If Dick made more of his Riley interactions public, I'm sure some of the abuse he heaps upon him would be hilarious

 

[Tookie]

And since I'm at it, let me point out something odd I noticed.

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This got posted immediately after Riley told me to leave. Dick says he didn't ask for Riley to do anything, but that "alienating a much bigger guest" doesn't sound like something Riley would come up. It sounds like a bottom line.

Maybe PPP's right. Ralph has his own group of very sumptuous donors, Digi has his, but the forum? Forum hasn't been very nice to Dick lately. If Ralph and Digi have fanbase crossovers that can convert into monthly income, and all three of them don't want things leaking to the Kiwi Farms from their Discord, while the KF users aren't being very supportive of Dick, then what do you think is the most fiscally responsible decision?

'cuz remember ladies n guntlemen, if it don't make cents, then it don't hic make sense!

This is a very odd road for him to go down since I've never seen people on the Dick Show reddit expressing anything other than contempt for Riley and Digibro.