Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Syaoran Li]

The house doesn't belong to Chris, and Barb's debts are enormous. It certainly takes time to do a foreclosure and eviction, so he won't be out on his ass immediately, but there are very few scenarios in which Chris can keep 14BC. No debtor is going to say "well, we're owed this much, but the house is worth less than that and it's the only asset, so we aren't going to touch it." The house will probably have to be gutted due to the Hoard and all of the dog piss and shit, but it's almost certainly salvageable.

I don't think Chris will stay at 14 Branchland long enough for the Repo Depot to show up at his door after Barb is gone. Chris has stated multiple times that he hates living in the hoard and wants out, and this continued even after he trooned out and went crazy.

The dimensional merge delusions are a coping mechanism that was encouraged and agitated by the Idea Guys and it continued even after they were out of the picture. But I'll offer a dissenting opinion about why he's coping by retreating into fantasy.

Chris is doing this elaborate otherkin solo LARP not because he doesn't want to deal with a post-Barb world, but it's a coping mechanism for being stuck and isolated in 14 Branchland.

Once Barb dies and the funeral is over and done with, I think Chris will do what he can to get out of 14 Branchland as soon as he can, although his laziness pretty much guarantees it'll be at least a few months to a year. He'll do more e-begging and I could see simps and weens buying more merch of his to try and get out, even if his moving plans will be very half-assed Hail Mary plans at best.

I honestly expect him to load up as much of his Lego and Pokemon merch as he can fit into the minivan and drive away, and that's when the homeless saga will begin. If someone suggests him moving out of the Charlottesville area to somewhere cheaper and happens to catch him in the right mood, he might actually do it after Barb is gone since nothing will be anchoring him to the hoard.

If he moves out of the Charlottesville area to somewhere cheaper, he probably could rent some rinky-dink trailer or ratty apartment on the cheap. He won't like it, but it'll be better than being homeless for the rest of his life.

Hell, if he was really desperate and knew where to look, he could probably find some really cheap seedy motel to check into and pay nightly rent (the non-chain low-end places are often as low as $40 a night during the peak travel seasons, and cheaper in off-seasons) and his tugboat probably would be enough to cover that, plus whatever he gets from Patreon or whatever.

As for 14 Branchland Court itself, I think the house itself is too far gone to be resold on its own but they could definitely repossess it for the land value alone. If they bought the property, went and cleaned up the yard, and demolished the house, you could probably put up a new house and sell it for a decent price.

Ruckersville itself seems more semi-suburban/small town as opposed to the redneck shithole it's so commonly assumed to be.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think Chris will stay at 14 Branchland long enough for the Repo Depot to show up at his door after Barb is gone. Chris has stated multiple times that he hates living in the hoard and wants out, and this continued even after he trooned out and went crazy.

He's said that for years and never done a damn thing toward moving out.

 

[Syaoran Li]

He's said that for years and never done a damn thing toward moving out.

True, but I think the only reason why he hasn't is because he's honestly waiting for Barb to die. Not in a morbid "tell me when that fuck drops" Cole Smithey douchebag sort of way, but more in the "she's my mother and I can't leave her" sort of way. Even an egotistical selfish moron like Chris knows Barb is too old to live on her own and he cares about her on some level.

Hell, he called an ambulance to go to her house while he was coming home from a convention because he thought she was in some kind of danger. That's why I think the idea of Chris leaving Barb to rot when she dies is even more stupid and unlikely than him living in a group home.

We'll know if he truly wants to leave the hoard once Barb is dead and gone, since then there will be nothing tying him to the place at all. Before, Barb always kept him on a tight leash but as she got older, she let Chris get out more.

Legally, Chris can move anytime he wants since he's an emancipated adult but he's also more or less tethered to Barb while she's still alive. Like, even though he's not really cowered by threats of her kicking him out and changing the locks on the door, he still doesn't want to just up and leave her.

 

[anti SJW]

Does Chris understand if he was able to get a job, he'd have more money and able to move out quicker?

He only cooked once? Darn.

Does VA require health insurance? Does Chris go to a doctor for check ups?

 

[Murgeruni]

Does Chris understand if he was able to get a job, he'd have more money and able to move out quicker?

He only cooked once? Darn.

Does VA require health insurance? Does Chris go to a doctor for check ups?

He doesn't care about moving out or working because he is lazy and living in delusions. He's too lazy to cook. Chris has Medicare from what I remember, he usually doesn't do jack shit for his health because lazy and delusions. Why be responsible when you are a self declared god?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I swear to God, the weens gonna make a gofundme to pay off Chris's mortgage, and by the powers of internet crazy, that shit might actually work. And... Chris doesn't learn a fucking thing.

 

[anti SJW]

I swear to God, the weens gonna make a gofundme to pay off Chris's mortgage, and by the powers of internet crazy, that shit might actually work. And... Chris doesn't learn a fucking thing.

If that happens, Chris wouldn't pay the mortgage. He'd spend it on Lego and Vidya. That would be the most money Chris would have at once His entire life.

 

[Fapcop]

If that happens, Chris wouldn't pay the mortgage. He'd spend it on Lego and Vidya. That would be the most money Chris would have at once His entire life.

Goddamn weens...

2010 ween: Usually funny and mess with Chris in ways that pay off in hilarious, unexpected fashion.

2020 ween: Sends Chris money or buys useless shit of him. Chris shits his pants and takes the money.

Wasn’t there a mongoloid who sent Chris a 500$ gift card “for the lulz” and then came back to brag about it on the Farms?

”Tee-hee! Epic pwn u guise! Now we know his spending habits! Look at how most of transactions are between midnight and 8 am!”


Yeah no shit, I could have told you that for 50$. Mentally ill people usually go out and do their shopping late at night.

 

[CwChalk]

Wasn’t there a mongoloid who sent Chris a 500$ gift card “for the lulz” and then came back to brag about it on the Farms?

I think I was here for that one, like $250 was spent on McDonalds.

 

[Fapcop]

Does Chris understand if he was able to get a job, he'd have more money and able to move out quicker?

He only cooked once? Darn.

Does VA require health insurance? Does Chris go to a doctor for check ups?

Go read a bit on Sonichu.com friend, I don’t think you really understand what a black hole of autism and laziness Chris-Chan is.

He’s basically what happens when you’re raised with getting asspats for putting pants on the right way, smothered in unearned toys and vidya your entire childhood and given social gibs from the government from the day you’re 18 (or 21).

Chris is so lazy, that once he started to get money from people buying his “artwork” he basically stopped drawing and dragged his heels for months with it. As soon as anything takes on even the slightest resemblance to work or wages, it’s enough to make Chris lose his interest.

“Surely he’s exaggerating!” You might be thinking. Nope. We’re talking about a man who crapped his pants on the phone with a girlfriend one time, because she was stressing him and making demands.

Yes, you read that right. Chris is so workshy and lazy, that even the thought of working for a living or bettering himself in the slightest bit, is enough to make him shit his pants LITERALLY.

He's said that for years and never done a damn thing toward moving out.

Chris would like to move out and live by himself in the same way that he’d like to be the mayor of CWCville.

 

[CiaphasCain]

Wasn’t there a mongoloid who sent Chris a 500$ gift card “for the lulz” and then came back to brag about it on the Farms?

”Tee-hee! Epic pwn u guise! Now we know his spending habits! Look at how most of transactions are between midnight and 8 am!”

I think I was here for that one, like $250 was spent on McDonalds.

Weens are fascinating creatures.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Legally, Chris can move anytime he wants since he's an emancipated adult but he's also more or less tethered to Barb while she's still alive. Like, even though he's not really cowered by threats of her kicking him out and changing the locks on the door, he still doesn't want to just up and leave her.

He should have done what Cole did: move out. Let's face facts - Barbara Ann Weston Chandler is a terrible human being and has not once but twice proven she unfit to be a parent. Chris has stayed around because of emotional abuse. I know Chris has stated himself that he wouldn't want to leave Barb, but if I was in his situation, I'd leave her to her horde.

 

[Fapcop]

True, but I think the only reason why he hasn't is because he's honestly waiting for Barb to die. Not in a morbid "tell me when that fuck drops" Cole Smithey douchebag sort of way, but more in the "she's my mother and I can't leave her" sort of way. Even an egotistical selfish moron like Chris knows Barb is too old to live on her own and he cares about her on some level.

Hell, he called an ambulance to go to her house while he was coming home from a convention because he thought she was in some kind of danger. That's why I think the idea of Chris leaving Barb to rot when she dies is even more stupid and unlikely than him living in a group home.

I think there’s no doubt that Chris feels attached to his mom. Some of it is genuine affection, some of it in a very unhealthy, toxic way.

(Remember, Chris was indoctrinated from early childhood that they only have each other, and if one of them leaves, the whole family falls apart. Three circles in a triangle and all that.)

At the same time, I think Chris is aware to some degree subconsciously of how much Barb has fucked him. Hating the horde is pet of that. (Though Chris has his own horde that will make it very hard to leave.)

As for leaving 14 Branchland Ct, I think the time for that is looong gone. He showed glimpses of independence and wanting to stray from home in his early 20ies, but now? Chris is close to middle age, and probably can't even imagine a life anywhere else.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

(Remember, Chris was indoctrinated from early childhood that they only have each other, and if one of them leaves, the whole family falls apart. Three circles in a triangle and all that.)

And Bob died, then that's when the Chandler's really fell apart (Snyder, House Fire, cutting himself, although I don't think Bob could do anything to stop that third part if he was still alive.)

 

[Fapcop]

And Bob died, then that's when the Chandler's really fell apart (Snyder, House Fire, cutting himself, although I don't think Bob could do anything to stop that third part if he was still alive.)

Also, Chris didn’t go to Bronycon until way after Bob died. Basically, the only time he started straying from home, was when Barb was too old to give a crap anymore.

That’s why I think people are reading too much into it when they go: “Look at how independent Christine is! Going on trips and everything!”


He has made zero practical preparations for living on his own or taken any meaningful steps towards... Well... Adulthood.

(Aside from having a basic budget and paying cellphone bills etc. that I think Bob hammered into him when he was still young enough to learn.)

 

[AnOminous]

Does Chris understand if he was able to get a job, he'd have more money and able to move out quicker?

He only cooked once? Darn.

He's cooked more than that. He used to occasionally post some video of cooking some weird concoction. He usually can't cook because Blarb's hoard blocks every usable part of the house.

 

[Fapcop]

He's cooked more than that. He used to occasionally post some video of cooking some weird concoction. He usually can't cook because Blarb's hoard blocks every usable part of the house.

Reminds me... I recently watched the video where Chris “mimes” cooking spaghetti and meatballs, because of the stove being inaccessible...

He seems to know what he’s doing as long as he’s “air cooking” the spaghetti: “Drippy, not stiffy”.

But then comes the part where he starts miming the meatballs and things get really bizarre. “You take the processed meat and put it on a tray and let it grow and roll it into balls”

He finally concludes that: “They’re not so good, so why do that when you can buy the meatballs!” And mimes taking out a pack of microwaveable store bought Swedish meatballs.

Takeaways:

*Chris seems to think that meat somehow rises like dough?!

*Barb must be a truly heinous cook, Chris seems to think that home cooking is a poor substitute for store bought microwaveable meals.

*Bob must have done some occasional cooking, Chris mentions spices Bob uses.

*Chris’s cooking, like the rest of him, is thoroughly lazy.

*You’d need to put a gun to my head, to make me eat anything this man made.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Barb must be a truly heinous cook, Chris seems to think that home cooking is a poor substitute for store bought microwaveable meals.

She was "Mother of the Year", emphasis on was.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Seeing that Chris can't even handle a simple court show up without Barb wrangling him the whole time. Who can Chris turn to, to even organized the funeral? Barb's estranged family? The Church? Social services? Weens?

 

[Elpizo]

Seeing that Chris can't even handle a simple court show up without Barb wrangling him the whole time. Who can Chris turn to, to even organized the funeral? Barb's estranged family? The Church? Social services? Weens?

He might not be having so much money for a funeral.