draculasestateagent
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I definitely wouldn’t want those dirty ass paws making me a sandwich, it’s like a human/hippo hybrid.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I definitely wouldn’t want those dirty ass paws making me a sandwich, it’s like a human/hippo hybrid.
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Absolutely. Chantal would say to herself that 400lbs was her "rock bottom" and anything under that would be seen as " not so bad". That is how Boogie has justified it by telling people that he was nearly 600lbs at some point so something like 350lbs is fine.
Nocellara
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I wonder if she got herself all dolled up for her incoming binge? Imagine seeing that thing pulling up at your drive thru....
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some kind of pizza.
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Money is on Chinese food MOUNTAIN
Noom Boom
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Isn't that almost exactly what MBP says verbatim?
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Late, but he needs to be a mood or something.
Random Dominican Dude does not approve.
Random Dominican Dude does not approve.
Captain Ahab
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Chantal needs to understand that she is (very optimistically) half a decade away from anything that resembles her dream body. If she did everything right and followed her diet religious from now on, it’d still take her a solid two years to go down to a normal (<25 BMI) weight. And that’d be only the beginning. She’d need months, maybe a year or even more, to recuperate mentally and physically from the weight loss. She’d probably regain some of the weight and enter a cycle of gaining and losing weight until she’d settle somewhere hopefully not far from a BMI of 25.
After that, she’d need to undergo a series of expensive and somewhat dangerous plastic surgeries to remove the excess skin. It’d be necessary, not just for the looks, but a mostly to improve her quality of life. Large amounts of loose skin can lead to severe infections. It’d take months for the wounds to heal. The scars would be forever. And that’s assuming she’d be able to afford the surgeries and not have to wait months or even years for freebies from the government.
We’re give or take four to five years in and she’s an average middle aged woman with massive scars all over her body. It’s far from a bikini body. Now the fitness part can begin. We’re looking at at a bare minimum of two years of hard work in the gym to turn that flabby, skinny fat mess into something that could maybe qualify as attractive.
I think the most problematic part will be her face. She has a lot of fat in that area. The loose skin will age her pretty bad. Right now she looks relatively young because of her round baby face. Once that’s gone she’ll look 60. Weight loss can also cause hair thinning. She might actually go bald, at least temporarily.
She is incredibly delusional about the extent of her problems. The fact that she seems to genuinely believe she can undergo a transformation before her supposed trip in less than a year is just... insane. And all of this is based on the assumption that she will stick to her plan 100%. So far, she hasn’t been able to stick to anything for even a week.
After that, she’d need to undergo a series of expensive and somewhat dangerous plastic surgeries to remove the excess skin. It’d be necessary, not just for the looks, but a mostly to improve her quality of life. Large amounts of loose skin can lead to severe infections. It’d take months for the wounds to heal. The scars would be forever. And that’s assuming she’d be able to afford the surgeries and not have to wait months or even years for freebies from the government.
We’re give or take four to five years in and she’s an average middle aged woman with massive scars all over her body. It’s far from a bikini body. Now the fitness part can begin. We’re looking at at a bare minimum of two years of hard work in the gym to turn that flabby, skinny fat mess into something that could maybe qualify as attractive.
I think the most problematic part will be her face. She has a lot of fat in that area. The loose skin will age her pretty bad. Right now she looks relatively young because of her round baby face. Once that’s gone she’ll look 60. Weight loss can also cause hair thinning. She might actually go bald, at least temporarily.
She is incredibly delusional about the extent of her problems. The fact that she seems to genuinely believe she can undergo a transformation before her supposed trip in less than a year is just... insane. And all of this is based on the assumption that she will stick to her plan 100%. So far, she hasn’t been able to stick to anything for even a week.
DongMiguel
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And all this discussion about her losing weight brings me back to her pinned comment a few weeks ago about how she was going to lose the weight and she couldn't wait to throw it in the face of her haters (emphasizing again that it was going to happen).
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As long as Chantal had food and a camera in front of her, Bibi could be off banging anything that moves.
Wow, a pale princess in the wild.
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Now says, "the scale doesn't lie."
Oh we won't be seeing that thing again.
Oh we won't be seeing that thing again.
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Always remember, she was proud to show the number before cause it proved the Hayders.
After getting the new talking scale, she "hid" it from view, then we got the electronic voice stating her old scales weight.
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All this is true. Yet it would still be worth it, as it would give her the only chance at a normal, healthy life. And as she hit goals along the way, she’d become mentally stronger and more confident.
But she’ll never do it. She wasn’t kidding when she said some crap food is worth being fat for (and thus dying for.)
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Fine, let's get gross up in here.
Guys, Chantal and Peetz are not having sex, with each other or anyone else. I doubt they even masturbate because Peetz is beyond depressed and Chantal is unable to reach her genitals to wash them, let alone manipulate them in any manner. Peetz had very little libido when he was young - he offered Chantal an open relationship so she could seek the sex she said she wanted but remain his girlfriend/eventually his wife. He's now ten years older than he was when he first made that offer, is suffering the effects of a bad diet and no exercise, and is so depressed he looked like he wanted to cry during the inaugural walker video. This is not a man so in need of sex that he would be willing to go through the absolutely horrifying level of work needed even to fuck a fold. He knows Chantal is awful and would be more likely to furtively take care of it himself if he felt the urge so he wouldn't even approach her for a sadness cuddle.
It really baffles me that anyone looks at Peetz and thinks, "Yeah, this is a man who gets an erection more than twice a year and has the energy to grease up the walrus down the hall when he feels the urge." It is very fucking weird to think he would want to bed the woman whose continual presence in the kitchen is clearly breaking his spirit and whose body is spurting out MRSA puddles whenever she is poked too hard.
Chantal's obesity has killed her libido. These extremely fat women like to talk about how awesome their sex lives are but hormonally they are so fucked it's unlikely that on days when they have the energy even to think about engaging in sexual activity they also have the hormonal reaction to fuel it. Chantal's physique is so appalling that she and Peetz could not have sex in any known position that actually involves genitals without investing in huge sex ramps with velcro belts to keep her steady, complex pulley systems, very daunting looking strap-ons and more. Peetz can't afford it and Chantal would share for content if she really spent money on such things. Moreover, Chantal's skin could not tolerate the sort of... stuff that would have to happen in order to have even conventional sex. If a bra strap could cause her to develop an infection so bad she needed it packed and drained, imagine what a leg harness or roll friction fuck would do. She is too physically unwell in every regard to do much more than talking about parrots named Sade and shitting all over the bathroom after a failed three-way.
As for her little rock, seriously, Bibi was openly disgusted by her. He could barely be forced into giving her a chaste peck when badgered on video last Thanksgiving. We have only her word they shared a bed the last couple of years and he worked so many hours, including second and third shifts, that he was seldom in the house and when he was he was cleaning or gaming. He 100% had a side girl and remained in a state of acquiescence until Chantal ramped up the gross craziness and pushed him past even his very stoic limits. Chantal very likely has not had sex in a very long time.
Nothing is sacred to this woman. If Peetz fell into her carcass in some manner, do you think she'd not talk about it, even if he asked her not to? She recorded herself shitting and not washing her hands at a supermarket during a pandemic. She described having sex with what sounded like a semi-retarded man who gave her drugs. She admitted she aborted a baby because she was too scared that the baby would be black and she would have to explain her infidelities to Peetz. She's shared every gross, shitty, shitting, shitted sex act she's performed and made some grosser ones up when she ran out of real sex to talk about. If she was getting railed, she'd be talking about it.
Guys, Chantal and Peetz are not having sex, with each other or anyone else. I doubt they even masturbate because Peetz is beyond depressed and Chantal is unable to reach her genitals to wash them, let alone manipulate them in any manner. Peetz had very little libido when he was young - he offered Chantal an open relationship so she could seek the sex she said she wanted but remain his girlfriend/eventually his wife. He's now ten years older than he was when he first made that offer, is suffering the effects of a bad diet and no exercise, and is so depressed he looked like he wanted to cry during the inaugural walker video. This is not a man so in need of sex that he would be willing to go through the absolutely horrifying level of work needed even to fuck a fold. He knows Chantal is awful and would be more likely to furtively take care of it himself if he felt the urge so he wouldn't even approach her for a sadness cuddle.
It really baffles me that anyone looks at Peetz and thinks, "Yeah, this is a man who gets an erection more than twice a year and has the energy to grease up the walrus down the hall when he feels the urge." It is very fucking weird to think he would want to bed the woman whose continual presence in the kitchen is clearly breaking his spirit and whose body is spurting out MRSA puddles whenever she is poked too hard.
Chantal's obesity has killed her libido. These extremely fat women like to talk about how awesome their sex lives are but hormonally they are so fucked it's unlikely that on days when they have the energy even to think about engaging in sexual activity they also have the hormonal reaction to fuel it. Chantal's physique is so appalling that she and Peetz could not have sex in any known position that actually involves genitals without investing in huge sex ramps with velcro belts to keep her steady, complex pulley systems, very daunting looking strap-ons and more. Peetz can't afford it and Chantal would share for content if she really spent money on such things. Moreover, Chantal's skin could not tolerate the sort of... stuff that would have to happen in order to have even conventional sex. If a bra strap could cause her to develop an infection so bad she needed it packed and drained, imagine what a leg harness or roll friction fuck would do. She is too physically unwell in every regard to do much more than talking about parrots named Sade and shitting all over the bathroom after a failed three-way.
As for her little rock, seriously, Bibi was openly disgusted by her. He could barely be forced into giving her a chaste peck when badgered on video last Thanksgiving. We have only her word they shared a bed the last couple of years and he worked so many hours, including second and third shifts, that he was seldom in the house and when he was he was cleaning or gaming. He 100% had a side girl and remained in a state of acquiescence until Chantal ramped up the gross craziness and pushed him past even his very stoic limits. Chantal very likely has not had sex in a very long time.
Nothing is sacred to this woman. If Peetz fell into her carcass in some manner, do you think she'd not talk about it, even if he asked her not to? She recorded herself shitting and not washing her hands at a supermarket during a pandemic. She described having sex with what sounded like a semi-retarded man who gave her drugs. She admitted she aborted a baby because she was too scared that the baby would be black and she would have to explain her infidelities to Peetz. She's shared every gross, shitty, shitting, shitted sex act she's performed and made some grosser ones up when she ran out of real sex to talk about. If she was getting railed, she'd be talking about it.
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(Might be PL but) You are absolutely right.
A friends of mine who always looked younger than her age got a bypass at 43. Prior to surgery she looked like a fat 32-33yo. Two years and 140lbs down later she looks like a skinny 48-49yo. Chantal already looks older than her 36 years (she looked like your average aunt Rita at the bachelorette party with that floral dress and drag makeup) ... no doubt with WLS she’ll look 50 as well.
As for sex I believe the last time she fucked was A) in the first year she met Bibi or B) pre-hysterectomy with Peetz. And I would go for A if I had to choose.
chantalisfat
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I agree. So it would be eight or nine years ago now.
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I can't decide whether to read this comment on Chinny's most recent community post as trolling or as them legit trying to be nice.....It's such a deceptively loaded "compliment".
If it is trolling, it is an impressivly crafted way to bypass the ham beasts comment firewall.
If it is a legit comment and if I didn't know any better I would think it's socially-inept Peetz trying to boost chintals mood
If it is trolling, it is an impressivly crafted way to bypass the ham beasts comment firewall.
If it is a legit comment and if I didn't know any better I would think it's socially-inept Peetz trying to boost chintals mood
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I could see Peetz still getting it up despite his depression, but only for degenerate anime porn.
Also, now that Clotso had her uterus (and ovaries?) yanked, Peetz technically produces more estrogen, right? His hair is thicker and longer than Chantal’s, although they have equal bald spot issues. He brings a touch of femininity to their luxury abode, with his lady watch and lady sunglasses.
Also, now that Clotso had her uterus (and ovaries?) yanked, Peetz technically produces more estrogen, right? His hair is thicker and longer than Chantal’s, although they have equal bald spot issues. He brings a touch of femininity to their luxury abode, with his lady watch and lady sunglasses.
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Interesting. I read this as a passive aggressive comment that is very pleasantly putting Chantal in her place. She has no discipline to hold a job, maintain a relationship or even maintain a schedule so lol at being an inspiration. People watch her for entertainment, especially hate watchers, not because they expect anything inspirational, so basically Chantal can shit in one hand and eat with the other and in the end everyone is still happy. I may be jaded but this seems like a gem of sugar-coated shade.
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Yeah, what's kinda brilliant about it -- provided it's actual shade -- is that this is something she's screeched at her audience a thousand times:
My health is my business. No one else's. I do what I want. If you don't like it, leave.
Well, shit. Yeah, you have no one who relies on you. No job that really needs to be done in the grand scheme of things -- wannabe influencers don't count as essential services, I'm afraid. You have no one who cares about you. You don't have a family of your own, or any possibility of one. You don't have a boyfriend. You have Peetz, who has more in common with a hostage than a friend. You have an extended family you've bullied into submission and who probably wouldn't lift a finger to give you any actual help, even if you'd let them. You have a couple of cats who don't seem that attached to you. You have some YouTube followers you'll never meet in real life, let alone have a meaningful relationship of any kind with, some Facebook friends who are too polite to tell you they don't want you on their vacation with them, and... some bath bombs, I guess.
Yeah, it's your business and no one else's, 'cause no one would be that put out if and when you eat yourself to death. They didn't like it, so they left. All those people who might have actually cared about you and enriched your life. Given you a purpose outside of four kinds of dipping sauce and a new airfryer.
Stay strong, cupcake. You tell 'em.
But hey, maybe veganism will work this time, right?
