Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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So let me get this straight, Yandev is incapable of posting to 4Chan because he hasn't figured out what a VPN is?


Oh baby, the long rant about how he was misinterpreted on the "sex licence comment" is pure cope and cringe. He's literally chronicling a play-by-play, like.... who the hell does he think cares about that text wall? He sure does spend a lot of time thinking about putting arguments into his FAQ.


>I never said I was against criticism
>message was cropped to make me look bad


okay fucking lol, not much better since they're talking about someone's friend who got banned for "bold criticism"
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Or unplug your modem/router for a few hours or overnight. What a re.tard.
 

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So, Sleuth deleted his apologies and revealed this.
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Uh...well.
I guess he's going to throw his hat into the ring too.
 
if you have to write an 831 word essay to ''prove'' to everyone that you're not a pedophile... you're 100% a pedophile that's overcompensating...

if he actually wasn't a pedo, he wouldn't need to go on an autistic tirade.
Yeah. And there's also the thing about Senpai's sister. She's confirmed to be underaged (in Kappa Kaiju's video, he apparently said that she was two years behind, but only a year younger. Fuck that 'she's 18 too' shit. Quit updating information just to defend your pedophilia), and, should she be implemented in the game (as if), you'll be able to take a shot at her panties like every other girl.
Unless he somehow implements her to have them perpetually censored, then okay Alex.
 
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Unless he somehow implements her to have them perpetually censored, then okay Alex.
Even if he did perpetually censor her undies, he won't dodge flak from the "BOSS! YOU KILLED A CHILD!" crowd or from the 'YOU'RE BAITING INCEST FETISHISTS' crowd.

He might as well just lean into his bullshit everyone's 18 statement and have her panties be visible. At this point, the critics can kill him but they can't eat him. The people giving him patreon sheqels won't be scared off either way.
 
HAHAHA HE ACTUALLY PUT LINKS TO PHOTOS:
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In short: No, I don't.

No, not really.

One day, in 2014, I received hatemail from someone who was offended by Yandere Simulator. It was actually the very first time anyone had ever sent me hatemail about Yandere Sim. Because I felt attacked, I started arguing with the person who sent the hatemail.

They said, "Your game is creepy because the characters are underage," and I responded, "The age of consent is different in every country, so does that mean the game is only creepy in SOME countries?" The reason why I responded this way is because I wanted to feel like I was slapping them with a witty comeback. I wanted to be contrarian towards them purely for the sake of being contrarian. I was pursuing the sensation of, "Ha ha! Got 'em! They must feel really stupid right now!" To cope with the fact that I had received hatemail, I wanted to feel like I had "defeated" the person who sent the hatemail.

They had a rebuttal, so I responded with a rebuttal of my own, and we kept going back and forth. I focused exclusively on trying to contradict everything they said.

Eventually, they started talking about pedophilia. In order to continue pursuing the sensation of, "Haha, I slapped them with an epic comeback!" I had to start contradicting whatever they said about pedophiles, which led to me making a series of statements that looked like I was defending pedophiles. For example, if they said, "Pedophiles are evil," I would respond by saying, "Pedophilia is involuntary, just like a mental illness or sexual orientation!" because I only cared about one thing: contradicting everything they said, in order to feel like I had "won" the arguement.

Eventually, the conversation somehow turned to the topic of "abolishing the age of consent." This was the first time in the conversation that I actually felt like we had arrived at an intellectually engaging subject. Some people mentally develop at different speeds than other people - this means that one "age of consent" doesn't work for everyone. For example, some people might be mentally developed enough to have sex at age 18, but other people might not be mentally developed enough to make that decision until age 19 or 20. For this reason, the concept of an age of consent is slightly flawed.

It was an interesting hypothetical thought experiment, so I actually put a bit of thought into it. If the age of consent had to be replaced by something else, what would it be replaced with? Instead of selecting an arbitrary number to permit people to have sex, what else could you do? Well, it would be convenient if there was a machine you could place on your head that would scan your brain and determine your current level of mental development. If this machine was 100% accurate, then it would be able to objectively determine whether or not a person is "ready for sex".

The way I phrased this was really stupid; I said something like, "What if there was a sex test, and if you pass it, you get a sex license? Wouldn't that be better than having an age of consent?" This was a stupid explanation, because it completely left out all of the nuance of what I was actually trying to say.

The person I was arguing with was mortified, and asked, "What if a 14-year-old passed the test? Would you permit them to sex?" It was an invalid question, because no 14-year-old could possibly mentally develop fast enough to pass the brain-scan test. It simply would never happen. But, because I was in "Contrarian Mode" and just wanted to contradict everything this person said, I simply responded, "Yeah! If the test is designed to prove something objectively true, then it must be objectively true!" Which has created a false narrative that I think 14-year-olds should be allowed to have sex.

In short, everything I said during that conversation was said purely to be contrarian and contradictory towards my opponent so that I could feel like I was "winning" the arguement. I don't stand by those statements; they are as meaningless as any other statement that you might make in a moment of anger when you're in a heated debate with someone.

After hearing this, my opponent expressed an intention to screenshot the e-mails we'd exchanged, and post the screenshots publicly in order to "expose" me as an evil pedophile. As soon as I was aware that this person was planning to spread bizarre propaganda and smear my name, I wrote a pre-emptive response where I summarized the entire situation so that they couldn't create a false narrative about me.

Unfortunately, ill-meaning individuals cropped my post to create a false narrative that I want to abolish the age of consent and replace it with "sex licenses".

Please don't be gullible enough to be fooled by trolls who take my words out-of-context in an attempt to commit character assassination.
EDIT: ITS 831 WORDS LONG
"HERE'S MY 831 WORD LONG ESSAY AS TO WHY IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!"
Remember how Chris insisted to the point of autistic screeching how straight he was? Just saying.
 
Yeah. And there's also the thing about Senpai's sister. She's confirmed to be underaged (in Kappa Kaiju's video, he apparently said that she was two years behind, but only a year younger. Fuck that 'she's 18 too' shit. Quit updating information just to defend your pedophilia). and how, should she be implemented in the game (as if), you'll be able to take a shot at her panties like every other girl.
Unless he somehow implements her to have them perpetually censored, then okay Alex.

Senpai's sister wouldn't be a problem if this was actually a parody of common trash anime tropes. There is a concerning amount of brother-sister (or we're cousins or not related but we're LIKE a brother and sister!) sexual tension in many anime. And if he was making fun of that, maybe depicting how awkward and weird it would be (like maybe the sister is doing the whole "brother complex" thing and Senpai is very uncomfortable and weirded out and hoping its a phase, but Yandere-chan can't tell the difference) it could actually work.

But no we found out a long time ago that Alex is nowhere near that funny or clever and you can take everything in the game at face value.
 
Reminder to any future "voices" in the Anti-Yandere Simulator community

Just because Alex is bad at making games != you are good at making games

If you feel the need to prove that you are better than a degenerate 40-year-old neet weeb, then you are worse than Alex, because at least Alex was trying (and failing) to prove himself to be better than MikeZ, who is an actual game programmer. That is so pathetic, you should ask your doctor for a rope prescription.
 
So, Sleuth deleted his apologies and revealed this.
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Uh...well.
I guess he's going to throw his hat into the ring too.
You know, it's funny. This one is probably going to be one of the more autistic "I can do better than Alex!" projects. He's going to attempt to do an entire fucking yandere simulator style project, in fucking rpg maker. Imagine the combined autism of rpg maker and yandere simulator.
 
You know, it's funny. This one is probably going to be one of the more autistic "I can do better than Alex!" projects. He's going to attempt to do an entire fucking yandere simulator style project, in fucking rpg maker.
I mean, if he pulls it off, absolute mad lad, but the curse of the Yan Sim genre kills nearly all projects that try.
But he could just buy RPG maker on a computer and use it that way. Why pick up a console version?
 
HAHAHA HE ACTUALLY PUT LINKS TO PHOTOS:
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In short: No, I don't.

No, not really.

One day, in 2014, I received hatemail from someone who was offended by Yandere Simulator. It was actually the very first time anyone had ever sent me hatemail about Yandere Sim. Because I felt attacked, I started arguing with the person who sent the hatemail.

They said, "Your game is creepy because the characters are underage," and I responded, "The age of consent is different in every country, so does that mean the game is only creepy in SOME countries?" The reason why I responded this way is because I wanted to feel like I was slapping them with a witty comeback. I wanted to be contrarian towards them purely for the sake of being contrarian. I was pursuing the sensation of, "Ha ha! Got 'em! They must feel really stupid right now!" To cope with the fact that I had received hatemail, I wanted to feel like I had "defeated" the person who sent the hatemail.

They had a rebuttal, so I responded with a rebuttal of my own, and we kept going back and forth. I focused exclusively on trying to contradict everything they said.

Eventually, they started talking about pedophilia. In order to continue pursuing the sensation of, "Haha, I slapped them with an epic comeback!" I had to start contradicting whatever they said about pedophiles, which led to me making a series of statements that looked like I was defending pedophiles. For example, if they said, "Pedophiles are evil," I would respond by saying, "Pedophilia is involuntary, just like a mental illness or sexual orientation!" because I only cared about one thing: contradicting everything they said, in order to feel like I had "won" the arguement.

Eventually, the conversation somehow turned to the topic of "abolishing the age of consent." This was the first time in the conversation that I actually felt like we had arrived at an intellectually engaging subject. Some people mentally develop at different speeds than other people - this means that one "age of consent" doesn't work for everyone. For example, some people might be mentally developed enough to have sex at age 18, but other people might not be mentally developed enough to make that decision until age 19 or 20. For this reason, the concept of an age of consent is slightly flawed.

It was an interesting hypothetical thought experiment, so I actually put a bit of thought into it. If the age of consent had to be replaced by something else, what would it be replaced with? Instead of selecting an arbitrary number to permit people to have sex, what else could you do? Well, it would be convenient if there was a machine you could place on your head that would scan your brain and determine your current level of mental development. If this machine was 100% accurate, then it would be able to objectively determine whether or not a person is "ready for sex".

The way I phrased this was really stupid; I said something like, "What if there was a sex test, and if you pass it, you get a sex license? Wouldn't that be better than having an age of consent?" This was a stupid explanation, because it completely left out all of the nuance of what I was actually trying to say.

The person I was arguing with was mortified, and asked, "What if a 14-year-old passed the test? Would you permit them to sex?" It was an invalid question, because no 14-year-old could possibly mentally develop fast enough to pass the brain-scan test. It simply would never happen. But, because I was in "Contrarian Mode" and just wanted to contradict everything this person said, I simply responded, "Yeah! If the test is designed to prove something objectively true, then it must be objectively true!" Which has created a false narrative that I think 14-year-olds should be allowed to have sex.

In short, everything I said during that conversation was said purely to be contrarian and contradictory towards my opponent so that I could feel like I was "winning" the arguement. I don't stand by those statements; they are as meaningless as any other statement that you might make in a moment of anger when you're in a heated debate with someone.

After hearing this, my opponent expressed an intention to screenshot the e-mails we'd exchanged, and post the screenshots publicly in order to "expose" me as an evil pedophile. As soon as I was aware that this person was planning to spread bizarre propaganda and smear my name, I wrote a pre-emptive response where I summarized the entire situation so that they couldn't create a false narrative about me.

Unfortunately, ill-meaning individuals cropped my post to create a false narrative that I want to abolish the age of consent and replace it with "sex licenses".

Please don't be gullible enough to be fooled by trolls who take my words out-of-context in an attempt to commit character assassination.
EDIT: ITS 831 WORDS LONG
"HERE'S MY 831 WORD LONG ESSAY AS TO WHY IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!"
>The age of consent is different in every country, so does that mean it's only creepy in SOME countries?

He is unironically using the "She's legal in Iran" argument.
 
So, Sleuth deleted his apologies and revealed this.
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Uh...well.
I guess he's going to throw his hat into the ring too.

Honestly, I am surprised it took this long for the drama Youtubers to realize that this is probably the easiest way to get under Yandev's skin and provoke more meltdown content for them to cover.
 
You know, it's funny. This one is probably going to be one of the more autistic "I can do better than Alex!" projects. He's going to attempt to do an entire fucking yandere simulator style project, in fucking rpg maker. Imagine the combined autism of rpg maker and yandere simulator.
Not to mention that this is a person who couldn't even stick to shitting on YanDev or stick to not shitting on YanDev. The YanSim curse's power will increase tenfold, especially since he's making this project to spite YanDev, just like DrApeis is making Love Letter to spite YanDev and how Alex is making YanSim to spite MikeZ.
The wheel of fate begins to turn once more!
 
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