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if that truly were the case then there would be no virgins on sluthate because they would be attractive due to the danger of them going ER
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But if women wouldn't touch virgins wouldn't we all still be virgins?? Wouldn't humanity have ended ages ago since we start out as virgins? Gotta be honest, that's some wack ass logic.
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Don't tell them you're a virgin then. Seriously you open with that shit you don't deserve to get laid. Anyway if you have enough swag this shit wouldn't matter.
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Maybe the friend isn't on a forum for a bunch of wack ass losers talking about how wack they are. Just my guess.
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My favorite quotes:
"I can retaliate to your story bro"
Something is on his mind.
"I feel like I'm in the matrix"
ummm....no. The Matrix has nothing to with sluts and not getting laid.
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They're so obsessed with being "cucked" that they think if their sweetheart from the ground up had sex with anyone, ever, they were basically preemptively cucked.
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I love the thread title. He makes it sound like he's trapped in an orgy and can't find his way out. "Oh god... oh god... EVERYONE IS FUCKING!!!!" That would make for the most hilarious movie.
I took a whack at it.
... apparently I sound like Old Snake from MGS4 when I try to do movie trailers.
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Sexual Gear?!
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I wish I could 'winner' you more than once....
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Oh sluthaters, they cannot seem to change.
I do admit I laughed at what they think a psychopath looks like. Lemme guess, are they also going to rant about how the demon boxes playing shows are going to steal their childrens' souls?
Oh yeah these guys are deep, deep, in denial.
I do admit I laughed at what they think a psychopath looks like. Lemme guess, are they also going to rant about how the demon boxes playing shows are going to steal their childrens' souls?
Oh yeah these guys are deep, deep, in denial.
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Trust me, them having kids is something we'll never have to worry about.
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I've totally read this in both David Hayter's and Akio Ohtsuka's voices.
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There's no other way, my friend. No other way.
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Broheim, do you actually know many women in their 20s and 30s? Because I do. And a statistically-significant portion of my friends are quite candid about their fondness for male virgins. Something about how it makes them feel like "sex goddesses" to imagine finding a shy young buck and "ruin[ing] him for other women." I can't quote exactly, we were all pretty drunk at the time.
Seriously, man, you need to meet more women. Preferably married swingers and/or dedicated LARPers. There are plenty of sexy pumas out there who are freaky as all shite and are just itching to deflower your tender maidenhead.
@flossman, I want to invite your voice over to my place for an evening of tiramisu and good Scotch, maybe a little jazz music, and see where we go from there.
You can come too, if you'd like.
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