🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Class act Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1288258966833725441?s=20

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[He reads] Every single post.

 

[MediocreMilt]

How does Ralph think this is, in his parlance, "a good look"?

Faith's father, even if he came at Ralph, is fundamentally not in the game.

A family member notices the sketchy behavior and says his piece, Ralph goes IBS mode? Oof.

 

[Spectre_06]

I really hope Godwinson isn't blueballing us cause if this happens, the corn harvest will be so bountiful

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Oh my God, the lads have actually gone and got the dad, haven't they?

THIS NECTAR WILL BE SWEET

BUT IF IT'S BLUEBALLS I WILL COMMIT WAR CRIMES.

COVID cancelled all the conventions, the the Geneva Convention counts motherfuckers.

 

[Unog]

Class act Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1288258966833725441?s=20

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Oh shit niggas dis gon be gud.

 

[MoeChotto]

How does Ralph think this is, in his parlance, "a good look"?

Faith's father, even if he came at Ralph, is fundamentally not in the game.

A family member notices the sketchy behavior and says his piece, Ralph goes IBS mode? Oof.

It's the same thing Ralph does every time going years and years back. Gets any lip from anyone and he just lashes out as publicly and viciously as possible.
Many such cases!

I wonder if this is gonna end up being the "wrong guy" he pisses off that I mentioned a few pages back...

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Class act Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1288258966833725441?s=20

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Well if we weren't sure before I think this is probably as good a confirmation as anything of the identity.
Then again ralph is on the verge of clinically retarded and peobably would say the same thing to a bag of pebbles in a fedora.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Class act Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1288258966833725441?s=20

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Just mad he hasn't been in proximity to a woman long enough to be able to beat the shit out of her.

Oh shit niggas dis gon be gud.

I don't think the gunt has ever encountered IRL adversity before.

Her dad is gonna whup his ass if he keeps it up.

 

[Haru Okumura]

It's pretty interesting to look at the difference in the replies between Ralph's tweet from 15 minutes ago (18 ) and Ralph's tweet from 8 minutes ago (0). It's almost as if the people hooting and hollering in support of the first one just ran face-first into the fact that Ralph's "hot 18 year old bitch" looks like a middle schooler.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How does Ralph think this is, in his parlance, "a good look"?

Faith's father, even if he came at Ralph, is fundamentally not in the game.

A family member notices the sketchy behavior and says his piece, Ralph goes IBS mode? Oof.

He's throwing a tantrum and wanted to internet shove his girlfriend's Dad to prove he's not emotionally stunted.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

It's the same thing Ralph does every time going years and years back. Gets any lip from anyone and he just lashes out as publicly and viciously as possible.
Many such cases!

I wonder if this is gonna end up being the "wrong guy" he pisses off that I mentioned a few pages back...

Seeing a dad go to prison because of the gunt's bullshit would be depressing.

 

[MeltyTW]

Class act Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1288258966833725441?s=20

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im going to die holy shit why would you pick a fight with the dad wtf this makes you look like a jf tier creep @theralph why are you spiraling like this youre one step away from singing "do not diddle kids" to own the haters

 

[Grim_Autismo]

He's throwing a tantrum and wanted to internet shove his girlfriend's Dad to prove he's not emotionally stunted.

I don't think Ralph's ever held a job much less his own in a fight. Beating Warski like his twink sidepiece doesn't count.

Can you imagine him fighting an able-bodied grown man? Not an internet sperg or anything but someone's dad that collects weapons and entertains his wife's ideas that ghosts are real. Not because he believes in ghosts, but because he loves his wife.

People like that will fuck you up, man. Ralph has such limited life experience he's got no idea what he's walking himself into here.

 

[Unog]

why are you spiraling like this

These images and all the mockery might have something to do with it. Him reading it all is apparently causing some kind of psychological crisis.

 

[ClipBitch]

I can't wait for the boomer dad fighting ralph at his crack shack arc to begin.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I don't think Ralph's ever held a job much less his own in a fight. Beating Warski like his twink sidepiece doesn't count.

Can you imagine him fighting an able-bodied grown man? Not an internet sperg or anything but someone's dad that collects weapons and entertains his wife's ideas that ghosts are real. Not because he believes in ghosts, but because he loves his wife.

People like that will fuck you up, man. Ralph has such limited life experience he's got no idea what he's walking himself into here.

To be fair, Ralph got bodied by an offhanded joke about corn. So yeah, a grown ass man who I bet you 20 bucks takes his shirt off at a pool will wreck ralph verbally, emotionally and if it came down to it, physically.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

I can't wait for the boomer dad fighting ralph at his crack shack arc to begin.

Knoxville 2.0?

 

[Ethanralphpedoass]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

SummerSlam cage fight please

 

[not william stenchever]

BUT IF IT'S BLUEBALLS I WILL COMMIT WAR CRIMES.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

 

[Wazzupnerds]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

Hi Ralph or Gator!