🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AUGHHH GAYDUR GET THE BOT UP FOR MY TWITTER TO AUTO BLOCK ANYONE WHO FOLLOWS GODWINSON!!!! I've never tweeted to or about Ralph on the Twitter at all, he really does have a bot set up to auto block.
 

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This is the best bit. It's everything I've told this empty fuck and which he fervently denies. Ralph dates highschooler because he's still mentally 18. When Faith grows older than that, she'll be to old for him emotionally, just like Nora, just like Ade.

There's nothing sadder than the man who can't get over his highschool years. Ralph will forever be the uncle in Napoleon Dynamite throwing the football at the camera. Back in college, he could have thrown the ol' pigskin clear over the mountains, he could have gone pro.

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More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
 
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Hello Shitty said:
More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
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You are a 400-pound grocery clerk, you have no right to talk about anyone else's social cache.
You are the head-janny and fluffer to an emotionally unstable shock jock on an underground chinese livestreaming website, you have no right to talk about anyone being in a hugbox.

You are the first fag, how can you not know that every public interaction just makes the situation worse?
Confront PPP live, get it all over with and stop being a pussy.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
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Quit yellin', FaiFai, your top hat is showing.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
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Btw Gator you suck balls at Halo, Assault on the Control Room isn't even a hard level
 
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Weird how all of these internet cool kids have never heard of the half your age +7 rule considering it's only been around for ~120 years and was widely spread on the net after a 2007 XKCD post.

The rule even seems to be backed by an OKcupid data study of normal dating men. Even the weirdo's having a midlife crisis still opted to date older women than our boy @theralph
In the 2010s, the online dating platform OkCupid also released data on age ranges that people entered when asked about their preferred partner. Men, as it happens, roughly followed the half your age plus seven rule when it came to lowest age that they would consider in a partner … except for dudes in the mid-30s, who were a little bit too interested in girls in the early 20s
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PhoBingas said:
Think it's Faith? Or Janny-Shanny?
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@Salade Nicoise floated the idea it's actually Faith before and I just decided to buy into it. It's more fun when you imagine that every single sock puppet in the last day or so is actually a different capo and soon enough the spirit of Ol' Ronnie will be personally haunting the Kiwi Farms.
 
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Hello Shitty said:
More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
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Everybody already sees you torpedoed your little operation here. You came with a supposed grievance about degeneracy and then minutes later you're posting a pic with a photoshopped black dick on it.

Did some other degenerate make the pic? Did you save it off a degenerate discord? Or did you google "black dick" so you could find a pic to photoshop? Or did you maybe already have it on your hard drive? Just how long did it take to get the transparent border right on the black dick? How much time did you spend with that thing magnified 10x on your screen?

Nobody's gonna be shamed by that big of a faggot, just like nobody's gonna be shamed by Ralph. Rock bottom Ralph.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Think it's Faith? Or Janny-Shanny?
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My money's on Faith, for a few reasons.

1) Ironically edgy name that's a corruption of a beloved children's cartoon (screams teenage girl to me)
2) the only thing she's complaining about is being likened to a porn actress
3) her writing style seems very similar to the way she talks, and the way she tries to slide as many insults in as possible feels like how teenage girls talk when they think they're winning
4) we already know she lurks this thread. It's no stretch to think she would eventually join to defend hers and Ralph's honor, especially now that her dad has become such a big topic of discussion
5) Even when called out as Gator, she kept posting. The real Gator would probably do the same thing Ralph did yesterday and clam up once his trick was revealed.

EDIT: 6) Child Bride joining the forums and getting guntpilled would be the funniest outcome
 
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Hello Shitty said:
More relationship speculation from a completely isolated man whose only social interaction with anyone is through his website where his hugbox homies are always there to make sure his ass is good and patted. Yeah, really the emotionally mature one who should be the authority on OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS!
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Calling this a hugbox is kind of a stretch. Null gets shit on frequently by people on the farms and he never bans for it. Meanwhile your dear leader blocks and bans anyone who says anything that could be perceived as negative about him. You're either a troll just trying to fill his empty life with replies or you are completely retarded and your cognitive dissonance has blinded you to proper reasoning, probably caused by the brainmold you caught from feeding on Ralph's guntgrease all these years.
 
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Think gaydur will play the clip of Matt dabbing on ralph for an hour?
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No. It'll have Dick Masterson, Dame Pesos and some of the guntguard nobodies. They'll cope for three hours while Ralph keeps repeating "MATT, NO!" over and over again. They will call Matt a pedophile at least 30 times while everybody fake laughs at each other. After Ralph is fully trashed he will then rant for 45 minutes about gay ops and say everyone on the Farms is a lying A-Log for calling him a groomer, which is an unacceptable accusation to make about someone. He will then launch into another rant about his girlfriend while calling several people (including Null) a pedophile, devoting at least 5 minutes to Null's penis. While this disaster is unfolding, PPP will be streaming on his own channel with Godwinson, Matt and maybe some others while drawing twice the viewers, this will make Ralph visibly angry and upset from the beginning of his stream.
 
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