Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Sgt. Pinback]

It's my fault. I broke into her new rental after it was doxed and demodeled her bathroom and then took a massive shit in her fireplace.

Fucking Kiwi Farms, man.

 

[AnOminous]

MY DOG BARKS AT WALLS

LOLOL. Your dog is hearing new voices she's never heard before all around her. That's what she's barking at, you daft cunt.

That plus the dog is completely neurotic from dealing with Becky's freakish behavior and has no idea how to behave.

 

[Ashen One]

Becky believes the new house is haunted.

It was a perfectly normal house until recently, but Becky lives on it now so I can see where the haunted or cursed part comes from.

 

[kaien]

I'll bet good money that Becky is going to start bringing up witchcraft/voodoo real soon. I'm mean, it's not like YHWH said not to practice spiritism or worship other gods or anything.

Shit, I didn't even need to go to Sunday school for that one, it's in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Or maybe she thinks "stone them with stones" just means she can atone by eating more weed gummies.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Fuck. I miss @Hellfire. I'd feel like less of a sperg if I knew someone else remembered this shit about Becky also.

Yeah, I think we all miss Hellfire.

I remember that Bex seems to have just flipped to non-binary and given up on trans man, but in her made-up scenario, she brought up the "trans woman" term. Nobody is confusing her and her voice for a "trans woman"... and that entire scenario was just Bex making up a story. She didn't even care enough to get the genders right! Lazy to begin with, and a gummy addiction and no job isn't helping.

I take her non-binariness about as seriously as I do her previous trans man status. Did we ever see a pic of her license with non-binary marker? She could be lying about that as well. I remember her crowing about it, but I don't remember if there was evidence.

Spoiler

Also, for those who don't know the area, it makes sense to me why they did this move. A lot of people, especially those with pets, are giving up apartments for homes with yards due to COVID. Their rent may seem ridiculous when one looks at the neighborhood on Google earth, but it is inline with the area. It is a very boring area of the San Fernando Valley, and a pain in the ass to drive anywhere. Jackson, in particular, will suffer from this move if he ever gets off furlough as driving to Disney will suck. We know where his needs rank in this triad...

But they are rather boring people, especially when places like Harry Potter World and Disneyland are closed. Seriously, other than Disney trips (yes, I'm including Paris and Florida) and a trip to Koreatown.... for NON-Korean BBQ... where do they ever go? I mean, we don't even get pics of Bex trying to stir up shit with Kayli on walks, Mobility Mary-style! Do they even walk her? Will they even use the backyard for anything other than letting her out back to take a dump?

No trips to Big Bear, the beach, the nearby mountains, Joshua Tree, San Diego, nothing! It's the weirdest damn thing. LA is not an easy place to live and they just don't seem to indulge in many of the things that make it worth the bullshit that comes with living there. They could be literally living anywhere in the US if we didn't see them going to Disneyland so often or didn't know where they worked. At least there are a lot of cheap (and good) food places from all over the world in various mini-malls not far from their new place, so it should be easy for Bex to avoid cooking very often. Also, good for the cucks that they got a little more space, they can just put Bex out in the back as well and let her scream. Since there isn't much to do around LA anyways right now, it is better to be in a more suburban place.

 

[thx1138]

"Alright we're cursed,"

Oh, Danny...if you only knew how close you'd come.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Damn these are some cold, dead eyes. I’ve seen livelier eyes on vegetables with little brain activity.

Every time she posts about a new Lego set her cucks got her, it just further confirms to me how basic she is. If she likes Lego so much you’d think she’d get more advanced sets instead of doubling down on Star Wars shit a 10-year-old can build. Who knows though, maybe she’ll surprise me and get the absurdly expensive Mickey and Minnie figure set.

Not gonna lie, I love the idea of those fancier lego sets, stuff like the creator city series, the special license releases like the Steamboat Willie and Disney Castle sets or the NES set? But it's - at best - an occasional purchase if Lego's your occasional hobby. Maybe a one off for actual adult sets you plan to display - if I'm dropping $100+ on that sort of thing, then I'ld want something I'ld feel proud of showing off later.

In any case, the Lego is mostly a surrogate for the Plays and Disneyland trips. It keeps Bex occupied for a few hours with something other than twitter, complaining about mami or courting other fellas.

Wouldn't a real man be more stoic? No real man would completely fall to pieces over something so silly. Only a silly woman would be that emotional.

Using common sense is pointless you know. Bex's reasoning would be that such things are all old hat ideas and so on. She's male pretty much only for the fights and gotchas, any other time she wants to be treated like a pampered princess.

Also yeah most of that just sounds like they rushed into renting this place without checking it properly. How does a Fridge get affected by a house curse before it even enters the house though? It was broken on delivery to the store so never entered the threshold.

Is worth noting that because of covid furniture and home electronics delivery lines are a little backed up. So it's likely whatever's being sold is limited inventory.

 

[Kosher Salt]

"Suddenly discovered nearly 20 pieces of art that needed prints"

THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

Is she trying to one up on first world problems again?!

 

[Spidersforfriends]

I cant tell who's odder, Becky or the therapist.



Oh Becks : )



Becky if you are reading, let's see some pictures of your journaling/plannering! The Internet loves that sort of thing and I need to see what the meticulous planning of: get up - food - edibles - Disney+ - food looks like.

"Suddenly discovered nearly 20 pieces of art that needed prints

I also desperately need to understand what this means.

Also Becky you will soon find out why no ones swept the chimney in years, fireplaces take effort to use and maintain, cant imagine theres much need for them in California and I betcha you'll never use it once you figure all that out.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I cant tell who's odder, Becky or the therapist.

Sounds like the therapist was trying to call Becky out for her attention-seeking and she took the complete wrong message from it.

Becky is like a neon sign... a warning sign to stay the fuck away.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

You don't need a daily schedule planner when your daily routine consists of "Get stoned, watch movies/play with legos, eat take-out, complain on internet".

 

[Diabeetus69]

I also desperately need to understand what this means.

As someone who was married to an artist, here is my interpretation:
Artists, usually painters, will try to sell their original pieces at various art shows held in parks and such, where the artist will set up a tent, with all of the art hung on walls throughout it. Now, some of these pieces can be pretty big and pretty expensive. Not many people will want to drop several hundred/thousand dollars on original art and lug a 24"x36" canvas and frame around park in the hot sun. Also, many people will look at art and say, "Oh, I love that, and it would look great in the bathroom, but it's too big for the wall I have in mind." This is where prints come in.
An artist will take a high quality photo of the piece and have it printed hundreds of times in a variety of sizes and sell them individually for 30-50 bucks a pop. They can easily make a much larger profit on selling a 100 prints of the same piece vs. selling the piece itself.

Now...let's bring this back around to Becks....Is she trying to imply that she is selling her "art" in print form??? This means she is using an online site, like Etsy or something, cause we know her fat ass isn't getting off the couch long enough to actually go out and try to work an art show.

 

[Kosher Salt]

@Diabeetus69 Has Becky ever mentioned being an artist, though? Archivist, librarian, metadata typist, audio/visual sexpert, ... her list of over-stated qualifications is lengthy, but I don't remember art ever being included in it.

The closest thing I can remember to her doing art was Perler beads.

 

[metroid_fetish]

@Diabeetus69 Has Becky ever mentioned being an artist, though? Archivist, librarian, metadata typist, audio/visual sexpert, ... her list of over-stated qualifications is lengthy, but I don't remember art ever being included in it.

The closest thing I can remember to her doing art was Perler beads.

Becky is everything.

 

[melty]

I think she might have meant "prints needing frames"?

 

[Diabeetus69]

I'm just going by the words she used....but we are talking about Becks here...

 

[Water-T]

Oh Becky - all that itching you caused wasn't from hexes - it was from opening your damn legs too much for internet fuckboys like PunningPundit.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

I think she might have meant "prints needing frames"?

I guess the new place does have more space for hanging pictures. But this is hardly something that is worthy of a whine on Twitter is it Becks? You have more space to hang all the shut you've brought over the last lifetime and that's somehow a problem? Order some frames!

However, this is coming from the same person who is currently managing to overcomplicate backing up photos.



Amazing that she can handle the difficulties of any sort of archiving after everything she has been through. Woe is she. Perhaps the ghosts and the stalkers are joining forces.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Useless fucking cow calls herself an 'archivist' but can't manage to figure out how to buy a spindle of blank double-sided DVDs and burn her precious images onto about 20 of them.

She could even go mad and make a backup copy of each disc.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-500GB-Extreme-Portable-External/dp/B078SWJ3CF

For less than $100 she can get more than enough storage.