🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Kaiser Aura]

Great semantics, faggot.

"Yes, I'm just going to imply Ralph's a pedophile constantly and promote this thread where people are constantly calling him one. But I'm not ACTUALLY gonna used the WORD pedophile to describe him. That'll show everyone that I have the moral high-ground over him."


Keep sucking off that fat canadian faggot so he'll pretend to like you to get to Ralph, so people will stop fucking with you on your site.

Sounds like your problem isn't with Null but with the users that call him a pedo. But you're too proud to admit defeat and upset Papa Gunt.

 

[Joe Swanson]

How many children has Null called "pretty" unironically? Plus there's video footage of the Ethan reaching under his gunt to pull his pud to an actual child's live stream?

It's interesting how Ralph's cadence shifts to that of a young boy talking to a girl he likes for the first time once Soph actually joins

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are just a gunt guard. But that doesn't absolve you. Your diatribe here is the purest embodiment of sunk cost fallacy I've seen represented at the Farms. You've regurgitated the usual bullshit "gotcha's" Null has dealt with 100's of times before. You parrot the same reddit/twitter tier cope the few who are left to follow Ralph parrot. You made a piss poor investment. You made the mistake of believing that your support of a shallow, stunted, slovenly, drunken teen-chaser would pay dividends via a sense of community and some nightly entertainment. You have sunk so low, you're willing to come here and defend the Gunt even after wasting your money on him. And rather than direct your frustrations where they should be, you take the lazy - and what you perceive as loyal and therefore easy - way and create a sperg sock so you can go back and brag to the paltry gaggle of remaining gunt guard.

Pathetic.

Its hilarious how badly this backfired for him.

 

[Troon Carey]

Ralph is literally too afraid to even mention him by name on stream

Yet piggie has the nuts to talk about how Null's momma disowns him on an awkward fucking stream and even go as far as dawksz her. Mind blowing. Do you think he's intimidated by how clean PPP's butthole is and he knows he could never compare?

 

[Perspicacity]

Great semantics, faggot.

"Yes, I'm just going to imply Ralph's a pedophile constantly and promote this thread where people are constantly calling him one. But I'm not ACTUALLY gonna used the WORD pedophile to describe him. That'll show everyone that I have the moral high-ground over him."


Keep sucking off that fat canadian faggot so he'll pretend to like you to get to Ralph, so people will stop fucking with you on your site.

PPP really hurt poor Shannon's feelings, at least you've moved on from the cringe push up bit. I mean you're such a good guy and loyal to a fault. That mean old PPP has you pegged all wrong. The $0.25 an hour that you're paid is worth every cent, you really deserve a raise. One day you will be Metokur 2.0, just keep working hard.

 

[JewBacca]

Real rich coming from the guy who sits on stream for 2 hours reading out chapters from Twilight and showing sissy porn to 15 viewers. Keep trying you clout-chasing faggot.

I briefly wondered why Null hasn't verified you, but then I realized it was because you were too insignificant even for this site.

I am assuming you know this user, is it because you found him while searching Twilight or sissy porn? I am not sure what that is, and I like myself and sanity too much to Google it.

You bring up verification, like that is some type of badge of honor. Why are you not then verified, or is it that "this account" isn't verified, but you are so important you have another account that is?

 

[Unog]

It's interesting how Ralph's cadence shifts to that of a young boy talking to a girl he likes for the first time once Soph actually joins

Yeah, he'd act real weird when he'd be talking to her. Makes it even weirder when you consider that it was public knowledge that she was sexualized (some say groomed) by Shadman and his discord.

I'm starting to think this might be a "the lady doth protest too much" kind of situation. He's already a sexual predator, preying on a woman who has the mind of a young girl. Downloading CP for that one stream when it's unnecessary, all the strange remarks, lusting after underage girls, the Soph incident... I mean, how many coincidences until it stops being a coincidence, y'know?

 

[BlackIceTea]

Great semantics, faggot.

"Yes, I'm just going to imply Ralph's a pedophile constantly and promote this thread where people are constantly calling him one. But I'm not ACTUALLY gonna used the WORD pedophile to describe him. That'll show everyone that I have the moral high-ground over him."


Keep sucking off that fat canadian faggot so he'll pretend to like you to get to Ralph, so people will stop fucking with you on your site.

Has it ever occurred to you that the reason this thread is promoted and is popular is because Ralph reacts to it constantly? Plus the stream of guntguards filing into the thread is also highly entertaining.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

PPP really hurt poor Shannon's feelings, at least you've moved on from the cringe push up bit. I mean you're such a good guy and loyal to a fault. That mean old PPP has you pegged all wrong. The $0.25 an hour that you're paid is worth every cent, you really deserve a raise. One day you will be Metokur 2.0, just keep working hard.

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To be fair to Shannon, he and Metokur produce the same amount of entertaining content on a weekly basis.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

@Hello Shitty Can you answer an honest question for me? I’ve been thinking about this for awhile. Is Ralph’s Twitter profile pic how he actually pictures himself?

 

[PhoBingas]

It's interesting how Ralph's cadence shifts to that of a young boy talking to a girl he likes for the first time once Soph actually joins

Its probably because he's drained his cirrhosis shrivelled balls more times than he could count to her videos.

 

[LoreFlexer]

Y'know, I said he wasn't a pedophile earlier because I don't want to jump to conclusions, but now you've got me wondering what exactly happened to all that CP he downloaded. Kinda weird isn't it?

I know this isn't a serious question, but Ralph admitted to reinstalling windows after the stream, so he probably got spooked and wiped his drives.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Yet piggie has the nuts to talk about how Null's momma disowns him on an awkward fucking stream and even go as far as dawksz her. Mind blowing. Do you think he's intimidated by how clean PPP's butthole is and he knows he could never compare?

well if you saw how PPP vs Dax went you could see why Ralph would be too scared to have him on his show

 

[Crystal Golem]

Can confirm that Null has never called Ralph a pedo, I don't even think he's implied it either just has called Ralph creepy and wanting to be like Dick Masterson... Null hasn't even really gone after Ralph which makes this whole feud so entertaining at how one sided it is. Also I believe one of the very first people to leverage the pedo claim unironically was Ralph's former BFF Zoom.

Even going back to the start of the PPP thing with Masterson one of the main sticking points between Josh and PPP was when PPP called ralph a pedo on stream. If he hadn't of pushed back on PPP for that the Janny Jewsh stuff probably wouldn't have gone as far as it did. Josh has actually defended ralph to his own detriment in all of this specifically concerning the pedo issue so to see it turn this way is pretty low if not unexpected.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Great semantics, faggot.

"Yes, I'm just going to imply Ralph's a pedophile constantly and promote this thread where people are constantly calling him one. But I'm not ACTUALLY gonna used the WORD pedophile to describe him. That'll show everyone that I have the moral high-ground over him."


Keep sucking off that fat canadian faggot so he'll pretend to like you to get to Ralph, so people will stop fucking with you on your site.

Imagine a life where Ralph is the most worthy champion to rally behind.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Who has a more generous and grand nature, both principled and marvelous; Josh or Matthew Vickers?

 

[Never knows best]

Yet piggie has the nuts to talk about how Null's momma disowns him on an awkward fucking stream and even go as far as dawksz her. Mind blowing. Do you think he's intimidated by how clean PPP's butthole is and he knows he could never compare?

Now wait a minute, I thought Dlive wasn't down with doxing

 

[Hello Shitty]

I have never said that Ralph is a pedophile and have actively protected him from that accusation. Sorry bud. You have nothing legitimate to be angry about. You're just angry.

Okay, just keep pretending you didn't go on PPP's stream to talk about Ralph being a pedo. Such a lying snake.

Yet piggie has the nuts to talk about how Null's momma disowns him on an awkward fucking stream and even go as far as dawksz her. Mind blowing. Do you think he's intimidated by how clean PPP's butthole is and he knows he could never compare?

Now wait a minute, I thought Dlive wasn't down with doxing

Nothing will amuse me more than Kiwis getting butthurt about doxxing.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Has it ever occurred to you that the reason this thread is promoted and is popular is because Ralph reacts to it constantly? Plus the stream of guntguards filing into the thread is also highly entertaining.

Gets the noggin joggin

 

[Null]

Okay, just keep pretending you didn't go on PPP's stream to talk about Ralph being a pedo. Such a lying snake.

Feel free to quote me exactly.

And I'll even hedge against myself here, because livestreams go fast, if I at any point said that Ethan Ralph is a pedophile I apologize and retract that statement.

I don't think he is and I don't think it's a good idea for people to say he is because everything else about his life is already really, really funny.