- Joined
- Nov 11, 2014
Ngl I kinda want to see him try this.
Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
I think Kurt would enjoy being thrown into the back of an unmarked van and roughed up by multiple grown men. He’d be begging to get fucked so he could claim he was raped while he was passed out from epileptic seizures.
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2017
Can you see Hentai Kurt in lockup? "No no, whatever you do don't ravish me!" he would cry, as he shucks his britches and bends way over.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
He would keep dropping the soap until he eventually sighs in disappointment from the lack of prison rape. He then leaves the shower before going into seizures out of stress from the lack of male attention
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2017
This is what Kurt Eichenwald's long career as a journalist comes to, in the end. He's the punchline in a never-ending series of gay rape jokes.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
There's the occasional tentacle rape joke too.
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2014
There's a few hentai and tentacle comments on that tweet.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
It’s hilarious how he’s gone from writing big stories on Enron to becoming an internet tough guy blue checkmark journalist who sits on twitter talking shit about the cops.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
The powers that be may as well have invented Twitter as an opiate to get potential threats engaged in completely useless activity rather than actually opposing them in any meaningful way.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
I think being able to jerk eachother off online as well as their disproportionate power to get people banned has journalists addicted to Twitter. I just noticed Kurt started the tweet with “I’m not a tough guy.” Yea Kurt, you’re not a tough guy, you’re an internet tough guy and we all know you don’t have the balls to assault a police officer.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
Kurt is a pathetic idiot. When I see a rioter being hustled into a cop car, what I see is a criminal being arrested by some cops doing their job, whatever the sex of the rioter. Kurt sees an opportunity to simp.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
Made me think of this. Kurt is like the left wing version of Jeb! And because he’s left wing he’s a total degenerate and Jewish. I’m actually legitimately surprised Donald Trump hasn’t trolled many reporters on twitter. Like Kurt is such an easy target and would be an amazing person to prop up to speak for the media.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2018
Someone hoping that Biden catches the coof is worthy of being reported to the "@FBI (and soon @SecretService)"
The replies are full of people screaming THREAT
The replies are full of people proclaiming REPORTED
The replies are full of people screaming THREAT
The replies are full of people proclaiming REPORTED
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2015
What a whiny bitch. I think I've said it before but it's amazing how his twitter feed is indistinguishable from any random nobody Karen.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
I think the democrats are also hoping the coof gets Biden, but only after he would win the election. This also isn’t a threat, unless they said they would give Biden covid. Not that they hope he gets covid and dies. This is even less of a threat than saying you hope Biden dies since you’re specifying you hope it’s from a disease (which you have no control over) rather than anything someone could speculate on.Someone hoping that Biden catches the coof is worthy of being reported to the "@FBI (and soon@SecretService)"
View attachment 1483880
The replies are full of people screaming THREAT
View attachment 1483882
The replies are full of people proclaiming REPORTED
- Joined
- Jul 25, 2016
From a once award winning journalist to a lolcow and internet nobody in the same category as Ethan Ralph. If Ravioli gets acquitted in the end (big if, I know) it would not surprise me if Kurt does a flip after all these public humiliations and defeats.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
That would be the height of hilarity. I hope it happens, even though the idiot really fucked himself over early in the case by stupidly admitting to anything at all. He should have just STFU and not said a word.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2019
That’s what make lolcows what they are, they don’t make the right decisions and they don’t STFU. Like Chris Chan could have no engaged with his trolls and been fine, but they just can’t handle any criticism so they implode.
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2016
Backing up to yesterday's defense of m'lady - it's shocking Kurt's all worked up over seeing an 18 year old twink put in restraints by several adult men.
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2016
Somehow I doubt ANTIFA would put away their laser pointers and strobe lights long enough for Kurt to show the world how much of a hero he is.