Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

DongMiguel said:
I doubt it. Peetz has a habit of not eating every last bit of food, which annoys Chantal because that's exactly what she'll do.

Peetz is chubby but no way do I see him blowing up to 300+ pounds. Even living with Chantal.
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Agreed. His situation is completely different from Chantal's. His weight gain is caused by a poor diet and a very sedentary lifestyle. If he went out of the house to walk and started eating better; the pounds would fall off. He clearly knows his limits which is why he will often leave leftovers from the very generous portions. He is not constantly stuffing himself until vomiting ensues like the resident ogress.
 
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Jackisnotaname said:
I hope that this video will put an end to the totally baseless theory that Chantal bought the table set because Peetz kicked her out of the kitchen.

So many people lionize Peetz for reasons I can't fathom but Peetz standing up for himself or kicking anyone out of anywhere is ludicrous.

And now we know that he didn't care enough about the table set to finish it and has let it languish on the floor with the other trash.

And we know that he is okay with eating on the kitchen island while a cat crawls over the food and have inane stilted conversation where every topic he broaches is quickly dropped with a person sitting on giant ball.

This is not a picture of a person with standards.

The table was part of Chantal's belief that she is one purchase away from becoming classy, thin and successful and had nothing to do with Peetz.
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Peetz is a cuck and I really fucking hate using that term but it fits him. He wouldn't ever stand up to Chantal, or if he ever did, he'd never actually hold her to anything. So, even if he did ask her initially if they could buy a table for her mukbangs so she's not doing them in the kitchen, he's not going to enforce shit.
 
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By your powers combined..I AM CAPTAIN HAMPLANET!
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starbucks said:
She side eyes his plate of food like a vulture...she loves when he leaves food bc she will devour it later with or without his permission.

Prime example of her side eyeing his food
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It is so sickening. She has absolutely zero restraint. Peetz should put a nanny cam in the kitchen and just watch to see how long it takes her to dive into his cake, kitkats... everything.
Any other roommate would have already gotten into it with Chantal for her eating all of her food then moving onto the roommates stash without permission and no consideration for money spent.
I can just see miss piggy laughing while giving a half ass apology for being a glutton time and again.

Can you imagine having to deadbolt your bedroom door and have a personal frig to keep her from eating your food?
 
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I don't think anyone (aside from Chantal's lunatic fans) believes that Peetz will find true love, or even a single date. Just because someone doesn't punctuate their post with "btw I don't actually believe this will happen" doesn't mean that they have unrealistic optimism for either of these cows. I'm not defending James, it's just fun to talk about scenarios that could cause meltdowns even though we're already guaranteed meltdowns because Chantal is Chantal. I, too, have expressed in the past that it would be entertaining if James got a girlfriend specifically because Chinny would go on a rampage, streaming after midnight from her car while on the hunt for sugar and grease. And that would just be the tip of the tantrum iceberg. James wouldn't even have to hook up with a cute nerdy girl; it could be a morbidly obese woman twice his age who likes to knit and collect seashells, and Chinny would still be pig mad. Even if he met up with a faded blue hair greasy-faced fat girl to look at Funko Pop figurines for half an hour Chinny would be seething because James is getting attention and she isn't. Misery loves company. Chantal undoubtedly gets peeved when anyone in her comments suggests that James find a nice lady to date, or questions why he's single. Why does no one question how Chantal is still single? Why aren't they telling her to go out there and find a wonderful partner? Fatso gets jealous about everything. She's desperate to convince her audience as a whole that she's desired by hot men, and that she has enough of a social life that she locks eyes with bangable studs on a weekly basis. That alone is comedy gold because the stories of her "many lovers", whether an individual believes them or not, paint her to be a pathetic and desperate degenerate who is barely above a crusty cum sock. Not only that, she's an unforgivable miserable mountain of fat for taking advantage of the mentally ill and substance abusers and laughing about it years later while she chokes down 4 servings of fast food after she wakes up at 3pm. And this unwashed behemoth still believes herself to be leagues above James in the dating department.

TL;DR - Most Kiwis believe that James will find a sexy comic book collecting babe just as much as they believe that Chantal will see a therapist every week, stick to her doctor's diet, and start treating the people and pets in her life with a microscopic scrap of respect.
 
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DongMiguel said:
Peetz is a cuck and I really fucking hate using that term but it fits him. He wouldn't ever stand up to Chantal, or if he ever did, he'd never actually hold her to anything. So, even if he did ask her initially if they could buy a table for her mukbangs so she's not doing them in the kitchen, he's not going to enforce shit.
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I think I remember her saying that Peetz had mentioned he would like it if she wasn’t constantly at the kitchen island and she was a bit put out about it. I have it mentally linked to her saying that she planned to buy a dining table but was waiting for it to go on sale, the implication being that the sole reason she was the Guardian of the Fridge was because she had no table.

Peetz is often cluelessly blunt and frequently throws shade at Chantal. I can see him asking her to stop being a kitchen impediment but if she refuses what is he going to do? He’s stuck on the lease until April so if he makes a scene he has to deal with even more of her acting out because it’s not like he can physically move her (not that he would lay hands on her at all but if he did it would be pointless since she has a minimum of 250 pounds on him). He can be as tough as nails but he’s living with a person whose mental illness is so profound that her food issues make her seem sociopathic, almost demonically possessed. There’s little he can do other than passively refuse to assemble the rest of the chairs once it seems like she has no intention of using them and wait until the lease is up.
 
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starbucks said:
She side eyes his plate of food like a vulture...she loves when he leaves food bc she will devour it later with or without his permission.

Prime example of her side eyeing his food
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I think she likes the fact she can eat his leftovers (which she does almost always) but I think it annoys her that he eats normal portions while she stuffs her face. It only showcases just how obscene her eating habits are.
 
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Imagine being Peetz. You wake up, looking forward to eating your leftover pizza from the night before. For once you're feeling pretty good, maybe life isn't so bad after all... you got some work to do, got some pizza to eat, got your new room setup just how you like it. You open your door and proceed to the kitchen. Your heart sinks. There is Chantal, sitting on her slowly-collapsing chair, eyes darting to and fro like a paranoid prey animal, the box with your name written on it completely empty and splayed open alongside a pile of your candy wrappers and other foods you were saving. She looks up at you with her empty shark eyes, food aggression written plainly on her features. Her face contorts into a mask of demoniac horror and she screeches something about a food bucket list, then attempts to play both that and her eating of your food off as being cute and quirky. You return to your room, the depression back in full force. Maybe you'll just sleep again today...
 
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BhertMern said:
I don't think anyone (aside from Chantal's lunatic fans) believes that Peetz will find true love, or even a single date. Just because someone doesn't punctuate their post with "btw I don't actually believe this will happen" doesn't mean that they have unrealistic optimism for either of these cows. I'm not defending James, it's just fun to talk about scenarios that could cause meltdowns even though we're already guaranteed meltdowns because Chantal is Chantal. I, too, have expressed in the past that it would be entertaining if James got a girlfriend specifically because Chinny would go on a rampage, streaming after midnight from her car while on the hunt for sugar and grease. And that would just be the tip of the tantrum iceberg. James wouldn't even have to hook up with a cute nerdy girl; it could be a morbidly obese woman twice his age who likes to knit and collect seashells, and Chinny would still be pig mad. Even if he met up with a faded blue hair greasy-faced fat girl to look at Funko Pop figurines for half an hour Chinny would be seething because James is getting attention and she isn't. Misery loves company. Chantal undoubtedly gets peeved when anyone in her comments suggests that James find a nice lady to date, or questions why he's single. Why does no one question how Chantal is still single? Why aren't they telling her to go out there and find a wonderful partner? Fatso gets jealous about everything. She's desperate to convince her audience as a whole that she's desired by hot men, and that she has enough of a social life that she locks eyes with bangable studs on a weekly basis. That alone is comedy gold because the stories of her "many lovers", whether an individual believes them or not, paint her to be a pathetic and desperate degenerate who is barely above a crusty cum sock. Not only that, she's an unforgivable miserable mountain of fat for taking advantage of the mentally ill and substance abusers and laughing about it years later while she chokes down 4 servings of fast food after she wakes up at 3pm. And this unwashed behemoth still believes herself to be leagues above James in the dating department.

TL;DR - Most Kiwis believe that James will find a sexy comic book collecting babe just as much as they believe that Chantal will see a therapist every week, stick to her doctor's diet, and start treating the people and pets in her life with a microscopic scrap of respect.
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All this and also the fact that if Peetz was dating while Chantal was single, it would elevate the pressure of her already salt-choked blood. Chantal clearly thinks she’s better than Peetz, and she views having a partner as a status symbol and validation. The notion that Peetz is socially her superior now because he’s dating and she isn’t would wreck her. She’d tear through the binges nonstop while throwing passive aggressive fury his way. A lot more “my exotic lovers of the past” fabrications would suddenly crop up. Any appearance of Peetz’s girl off-camera would be met with a hateful death glare. He could be dating an absolute ogress and Chantal would still be beyond destroyed by it, because she’s still single.

It won’t happen that he’ll find some frizzy-haired plain girl who likes anime, but I would pay money to make it happen, just to see Chantal’s superiority complex come crashing down.
 
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Dog Prom 3D said:
He’s stuck on the lease until April
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Setting a reminder on my phone for late-March. Betting the crazy and/or "Peetz hate" on her channel ramps up as he begins to suggest that he will no longer be her roommate.

Will it actually happen? Will Peetz move back in with MommaPeetz? Or will he manage to start his own life, away from Chinny and the many-colored-varieties of food aggression?

It's almost like a prime-time sitcom, no one knows what will actually happen until next season!
 
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