Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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Kinnie said:
More or less. In order to build a cottage and live off the land all by yourself, you have to kick the Natives out. If you partake in cottagecore? You hate Natives. Forget the fact that a lot of Natives (and other ~pee oh see~) love cottagecore BECAUSE it's an "escape" from "industrialized Western society."
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Cottagecore was getting too wholesome and too close to unity, probably.
 
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Leave it to Tumblr to make a way of life dedicated to collecting things found in nature to eating junk at a fast food place.
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Imagine you're visiting your grandfather's grave and you see a Tumblrite digging up the dirt near his headstone. You ask her what the fuck she's doing and she replies "I'm using it to make crafts to connect with Hades, you wouldn't understand you white cishet shitlord."
 
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Didn't she cheat on him?
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It won't work either way. Also, a bit off topic, but I got a book from the library about the occult to help me understand these people more and I learned some interesting stuff, like how the how the Old Testament said that witches are bad even though Tumblr said that Christain witches are "valid". So, does anyone have any witchy book recommendations?
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This post was tagged "funny". I disagree. What is the punchline supposed to be?!
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I highly doubt people want to talk to you, considering that the community you belong to enjoys shoving candles up their mensruating vagina.
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"NONCONSENSUALLY"
Bitch, you paid for that tattoo.
 
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Can't let the hamster have all the fun.

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Drink coffee. Got it.
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"Don't be a lazy, dirty piece of shit. It's magic!"
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Or do be a lazy piece of shit. I guess.
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Then what's the fucking point?
 
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You know Aphrodite is a GODDESS right?! You can't just give her some Aunt Jemima in a Walmart paper cup and call it a day.
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How is this devotional? It just looks lazy. You didn't give her eyes, she has no fingers and the clouds have no dimension.
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You know what really gets me? It's that these people are constantly complaining about capitalism but are always buying these shiny rocks
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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You know Aphrodite is a GODDESS right?! You can't just give her some Aunt Jemima in a Walmart paper cup and call it a day.
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How is this devotional? It just looks lazy. You didn't give her eyes, she has no fingers and the clouds have no dimension.
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You know what really gets me? It's that these people are constantly complaining about capitalism but are always buying these shiny rocks
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Budget food offerings! My sides! Isn't the whole point of a sacrifice or offering that it inconveniences you or that it's a show of devotion?
"The gods will appreciate whatever you offer." Man, if you needed more proof that these people are all ex-Christian or co-Christian this is it.
(Though, if Cain and Abel is anything to go off of, their god is a picky bitch too.)
 
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NoReturn said:
Budget food offerings! My sides! Isn't the whole point of a sacrifice or offering that it inconveniences you or that it's a show of devotion?
"The gods will appreciate whatever you offer." Man, if you needed more proof that these people are all ex-Christian or co-Christian this is it.
(Though, if Cain and Abel is anything to go off of, their god is a picky bitch too.)
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Why do you think so many pagans performed human sacrifice?
 
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the only true religion of this ecclectic techno-witches is post modernism, not much else to it.

At least discornianism owns up to its own nihilism and admit is all a cringy joke when they are really just marxists playing pretend all along. These tumblr witches partake in all the wishy washy antics of the chaos magick memelords but seem somehow oblivious to the ironic factor of what they are doing.

Thats why i am a true pagan, really connected with my ethnic roots and my main pantheon consist on Athena and Sailor Jupiter
 
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I'm kind of jealous and fascinated of these people to be honest. Like, how would they know whether an ancient Greek goddess hates terfs or not? Do they really think an all powerful being would have the time to communicate with them, a single lowly human out of billions? They live in this perpetual fantasy world were magic is real and you can make someone fall in love with you by placing your period blood under their window. I don't know why this post is making me say all this, I mean there are plenty more in the witchblr community that are infinitely more shocking, but the sheer audacity to believe that Aphrodite, a literal goddess agrees with everything you say and share your hatred for people that don't like transgenders. These people don't even beat anyone up they just posted about their dislike for troons on Tumblr. Also, why were terfs the only thing she mentioned? You would think that there are more important things for Aphrodite to worry about right? Like people who mutilate the gentials of little girls so they never feel sexual pleasure? I feel like that is more in her domain. Sorry if I'm being spergy, this is just so weird to me.
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You know Aphrodite is a GODDESS right?! You can't just give her some Aunt Jemima in a Walmart paper cup and call it a day.
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How is this devotional? It just looks lazy. You didn't give her eyes, she has no fingers and the clouds have no dimension.
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These people do realise that Aphrodite is one of the most petty and vindictive goddesses ever, right? She literally forces people to fall in love and even tried to stop fucking Cupid falling in love because the girl had the audacity to be subjectively more beautiful than her.

Their perspective on Greco-Roman mythology is all sorts of Percy Jacked up.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
You know Aphrodite is a GODDESS right?! You can't just give her some Aunt Jemima in a Walmart paper cup and call it a day.
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ohh and you need to look into santeria and caribbean spiritism, it gets even more hilarious. For example there`s like this "court" of spirits who are all scandinavian vikings from the 13th century, when they get channeled by the mediums what do these spirits ask (in shoddy english with thick caribbean accent) ? Well, cheap rum and cuban cigars of course, which devotees gladly provide to the priest so he can get wasted as fuck for free and scream at them in the shitty spanglish that he thinks is what nordic people spoke like in the middle ages.

Is has not catched on to the same extent as wicca or the like but i have seen how on social media there are a lot of the same types adopting santeria and yoruba which is even worse, with the feminist sjw revisionism and all. At least the anime witch is just buying some rocks on amazon , the anime santeria witch is going to be pimped by their santeria "godfathers"

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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
ohh and you need to look into santeria and caribbean spiritism, it gets even more hilarious. For example there`s like this "court" of spirits who are all scandinavian vikings from the 13th century, when they get channeled by the mediums what do these spirits ask (in shoddy english with thick caribbean accent) ? Well, cheap rum and cuban cigars of course, which devotees gladly provide to the priest so he can get wasted as fuck for free and scream at them in the shitty spanglish that he thinks is what nordic people spoke like in the middle ages.

Is has not catched on to the same extent as wicca or the like but i have seen how on social media there are a lot of the same types adopting santeria and yoruba which is even worse, with the feminist sjw revisionism and all. At least the anime witch is just buying some rocks on amazon , the anime santeria witch is going to be pimped by their santeria "godfathers"

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this all looks like shitting on santeria beliefs and its culture for some tumblr clout and "witchy aesthetic uwu"
At least respect the orishas with actual offerings instead of a 2nd grade craft project you made on 5 pounds of cocaine, like fruits, candles, and sweets
 
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