🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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You guys just don't gunterstand, it's really hard to be entertaining on a stream when you've spent the past couple of days hitting refresh on KF and posting pathetic shit from socks instead of sleeping.

Poor lil 5'1" Ethan, let the xannies do their job and drift off to the world of sugar plums, trash burgers and questionably aged pussy that you can't even penetrate.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph is checking his watch while his guest prattles on and on about white pride or something.
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He needs to turn the camera off if he can't be bothered to even act like he's interested and gives a shit.

Ralph, serious suggestion here: stop doing a daily show if it's going to be this mind numbingly boring. Switch to a weekly show that you can spend time hyping up and actually preparing shit to make it interesting.
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
Shit like that is why the camera was such a mistake. He'll never make it work like Dick, better just switch back to the disembodied voice style that fit him better.
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Isn't Dick's show usually a weekly thing, anyway? And he has in-person guests that come in and take the load off him.

All Ralph's got are his child bride and his silent witness of a mother. Do you ever think she hears him shouting about blacks and jews and just wants to get up off her medical bed and beat the shit out of him?
 
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cowPoly said:
I can’t keep up with this thread!!

You niggas autistic af!

Ethan Ralph is fat.
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Some might even say ethan ralph is fat and they would not have sex with him. But those people would be aping the territory of the first fag, aka shanon, the shelf stocking super star who needs to know if you want paper or plastic.
 
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UnKillFill said:
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He's got a sword.
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Is that a fucking gladius? Who the fuck owns one of those and brandishes it? He could have at least leaned into the Dixie bit and went with a cavalry saber or been practical and just went with a machete. Is the gunt supposed to be his equivalent to a scutum?
 
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Who is this person and I why am I blocked by him on Twitter?

First part is joke but unless Ralph has enemy in eastern Europe twitter, I am completely confused how I ended up on his twitter block bot list.

I do not even use English on Twitter. It is same with anyone that has been on Ralph show to defend him. They must be using the same bot.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Is that a fucking spatha? Who the fuck owns a spatha and brandishes it? He could have at least leaned into the Dixie bit and went with a cavalry saber or been practical and just went with a machete.
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If you don't own a horse don't buy a saber (or a spatha). Same reason he should not buy a lance. For the man of culture and honor on foot the épée is the only weapon of choice.

Is he even allowed to own that? What is the virginia take on felons owning swords?
 
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UnKillFill said:
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gran_autismo said:
And of course it's the cheapest trash you could get overnighted off Amazon. Look at how cheap that scabbard looks, like some balsa wood construction project you'd do in middle school.
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Boyfriend Coefficient said:
Now he just needs a Australian catboi and his new e-daddy will bless him some of his viewers.
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Garth said:
Appears to be a Gladius. Looks quite similar: $50. At that price it's basically a glorified letter opener. Likely a low-effort attempt at owning the Jceasar meme. What an asshole.
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Is that a fucking gladius? Who the fuck owns one of those and brandishes it? He could have at least leaned into the Dixie bit and went with a cavalry saber or been practical and just went with a machete. Is the gunt supposed to be his equivalent to a scutum?
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I guess when you can't legally own a gun, but still have a gunt... You'll take what you can get.
 
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