Disney Wars News:
Most of it not great...
1: Oh give me a break...!
9 shows in development when you still can't get the two you announced years ago to move forward? And with no trailer or teaser in sight after all this time?
2: They've claimed that Tarkin will be a major character in the not-Katarn show (oh great, more shitty CGI) but the actor who played him in RO claims that isn't the case.
3: Disney rumors claim that a Maul show could still be a possibility along with having him appear across multiple Disney Wars shows, but that they will simply use a new actor instead of Ray. Man these fuckers are really pushing it with all these announcements, especially when Disney is in one of the most dire straits its ever been in.
4: One of the Marvel assholes on Twitter working on the IX comic implies that the comic may still see some sort of release, possibly as a limited whole hardback copy release rather than individual issues.
5: Marvel comics once again pulls another pointless tease to try and drum up sales like they did by freezing Leia in carbonite, only this time
"Vader kills Luke! OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! We gotta buy the issue and find out fellow consoomers!" - SomeKotakuClone
But in actuality the issue will just reveal that it was just some loser posing as Luke. Nice clickbait Marvel.
6: The Galaxy's Edge VR game (which is meant to serve as a way to maintain interest in the park due to Corona killing traffic for it) will apparently be filled to the brim with aliens despite the actual park having only one despite what all the lame brochures and park guides will tell you.
The VR game is apparently just all the content they cut from the park itself because Kennedy is an idiot and Chapek is a cheapskate.
7: Disney announced new "mini" guides about the Sith and Jedi to come out in March of next year "so you can finally know all the unanswered questions about the Force!"
8: The new Exogol horror book which I talked about before with vampires, werewolves, frankensteins, and also Vader which features the sith with the candy cane lightsaber is revealed to actually just be "Legends" and not as in "Legends-brand content by Disney", but rather just fake stories within Disney canon that will have a legends label but will not be part of Disney's Legends brand. I'm sure that won't cause any confusion.
9: Another shitty IDW comic (despite IDW being in the worst state its ever been in) starring Vader again with another clickbait cover.
"OMG How will Vader survive falling in lava?! We must buy to know the truth!" Even though Disney shit already showed that he has no problem swimming in that shit.
10: That turncoat Hal Hickle now claims that Star Wars is not about War and Patton Oswalt acted like an idiot after controversial political commentator Ben Shapiro and a caller pointed out that nuWars sucks and surprisingly Ben Shapiro (despite seeming like a normalfag that liked TFA) knows about Darth Plagueis lore and Darth Bane and said that he would rather see movies based on their stories without getting too political, which drew the attention of both Hickle and Shapiro (regardless of whether you agree or don't agree with Shapiro politically, he at least has a better idea for SW stories than most faggots out there and it shows that old canon material is becoming more well known among normalfags). In short, the world is getting weirder and celebrities like Oswalt and the people at Lucasfilm are dicks who will say anything just to own the haters despite that Shapiro used to be a TFA bootlicker like all the rest.
Oswalt's reaction amuses considering this hypocrite was the one who wanted to write a crossover between Marvel and Star Wars with Luke and Iron Man teaming up to battle Thanos, yet wanting a serious story about two of the most well known dark lords behind Vader and Palps is suddenly pushing it and misogynistic.
Now there's a whole mess of drama from people within Lucasfilm doubling down on "misogynists" and even SW.com managers and SW Insider editors are telling "misogynists" who didn't like the sequels to fuck off, instead of accepting that their films are trash and that Rey was just a very boring and horribly written character much like everything else they made.
11: Some dumb cartoon about BB-8 was cancelled apparently. I'm not too sure on this one but it seems likely.
12: Some good news. Reylo is apparently completely dead finally after all these years with their only trace of activity being on the Reylo forums. They've disappeared from almost all mainstream outlets. So great job there Disney, you killed the most devoted part of your nufanbase.
Disney News:
Blablabla things are going very bad and major politicians have pretty much lost faith in Disney so we probably won't see that bailout after all. I just hope Trump doesn't bend the knee for them again. Anyway an old Disney leaker who was absent for quite some time came back and things are looking really bad at Disney and even the Disney drones are starting to lose faith in them.
Anyway, all the major leakers, news sites and even some SW circles are saying the same thing, that major layoffs that will put all past ones to shame is coming and Iger is getting the boot and its up to cheapskate Chapek to "save" Disney, and honestly a mondo cheapskate is their best chance of being saved from their financial ruin at this point. I just hope he sells some IPs while he's at it...
The other leaker WDW Pro has been pretty smug and confident as of late.
Despite being a Kennedy and Abrams buttkisser, this guy's alright.
I still wonder though, is Lucasfilm making all these announcements without any money? Do they have some form of income? Are they doing this to boost appeal with investors? Or is Kennedy allowing this as some sort of threat to Iger to give them more money?