Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Take a look at this freak. His entire account is just about stalking someone and other bullshit. This normal for furries?

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They both seem fucking cringe

 

[OccamsShaveClub]

Take a look at this freak. His entire account is just about stalking someone and other bullshit. This normal for furries?

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Given how over-saturated with ACAB/Socialist Teeth furries Twitter already is, I don't feel the least bit sad seeing one shut down their account, but creating an entire account to go after someone doesn't exactly give them the higher ground.

 

[DarkResearchAnon]

I have a personal lolcow to share with you, he's a ukranian furfag degen zoophile, communist and unredeemable freak. He once put an underage boy in bondage gear, secured him to the bed by the limbs with chains and was trying to castrate him with a set of squish boards when the kid's father, an extremely antihomo Police Lieutenant walked on in, home early from work, saw what was happening to his only son, and beat the absolute shit out of the furfaggot, arrested him and had his entire station beat the living shit out of him, missing teeth, fucked up jaw, broken limbs, the absolute works.
For those that don't know what squish boards are, here's a sample vid he sent me, warning extremely NSFL

Spoiler: Jesus pulled out a sword instead of weeping

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I have a personal lolcow to share with you, he's a ukranian furfag degen zoophile, communist and unredeemable freak. He once put an underage boy in bondage gear, secured him to the bed by the limbs with chains and was trying to castrate him with a set of squish boards when the kid's father, an extremely antihomo Police Lieutenant walked on in, home early from work, saw what was happening to his only son, and beat the absolute shit out of the furfaggot, arrested him and had his entire station beat the living shit out of him, missing teeth, fucked up jaw, broken limbs, the absolute works.
For those that don't know what squish boards are, here's a sample vid he sent me, warning extremely NSFL

Spoiler: Jesus pulled out a sword instead of weeping

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He doesn't by any chance live in CA does he....? Edit: Nvm, readt the screenshots lol ignore this

 

[YayLasagna]

I have a personal lolcow to share with you, he's a ukranian furfag degen zoophile, communist and unredeemable freak. He once put an underage boy in bondage gear, secured him to the bed by the limbs with chains and was trying to castrate him with a set of squish boards when the kid's father, an extremely antihomo Police Lieutenant walked on in, home early from work, saw what was happening to his only son, and beat the absolute shit out of the furfaggot, arrested him and had his entire station beat the living shit out of him, missing teeth, fucked up jaw, broken limbs, the absolute works.
For those that don't know what squish boards are, here's a sample vid he sent me, warning extremely NSFL

Spoiler: Jesus pulled out a sword instead of weeping

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[Uncle Warren]

I have a personal lolcow to share with you, he's a ukranian furfag degen zoophile, communist and unredeemable freak. He once put an underage boy in bondage gear, secured him to the bed by the limbs with chains and was trying to castrate him with a set of squish boards when the kid's father, an extremely antihomo Police Lieutenant walked on in, home early from work, saw what was happening to his only son, and beat the absolute shit out of the furfaggot, arrested him and had his entire station beat the living shit out of him, missing teeth, fucked up jaw, broken limbs, the absolute works.
For those that don't know what squish boards are, here's a sample vid he sent me, warning extremely NSFL

Spoiler: Jesus pulled out a sword instead of weeping

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To be quite honest he's lucky to be alive, considering the Ukraine a) hating homosexuals and b) HATING child abusers. The fact that the dude had the idiocy to do that shit though probably means he'll do it again, or he has done it before.

 

[queerape]

I am not a member of the fandom, but I have some very good friends who are insiders. They tend to watch from afar, but theres always some insane shit about someone bashing someones kink or being on some sjw shit in the fandom groups that theyre saying.

 

[Swedish Jeff]

Watching from afar is exactly what I do. I'm not gonna get involved in that wasteland. I genuinely cannot think of a more dangerous, toxic fandom. It's also why I hate the new furry "documentary" by Ash Coyote. It provides a sanitized perspective of the fandom, ignoring the sexual abuse, zoophilia, pedophilia, Antifa, and so on. If I had a kid I would never let them go to a convention.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

I have a personal

Watching from afar is exactly what I do. I'm not gonna get involved in that wasteland. I genuinely cannot think of a more dangerous, toxic fandom. It's also why I hate the new furry "documentary" by Ash Coyote. It provides a sanitized perspective of the fandom, ignoring the sexual abuse, zoophilia, pedophilia, Antifa, and so on. If I had a kid I would never let them go to a convention.

I mean if I was going to make a documentary about anime conventions and the fandom around it I don't think I would include the fact that many anime VAs and artists are pedophiles, sexual abusers, junkies, scam artists, and that's just the community. There is a whole lot of shit in the professional realm too.

Watching from afar is exactly what I do. I'm not gonna get involved in that wasteland. I genuinely cannot think of a more dangerous, toxic fandom. It's also why I hate the new furry "documentary" by Ash Coyote. It provides a sanitized perspective of the fandom, ignoring the sexual abuse, zoophilia, pedophilia, Antifa, and so on. If I had a kid I would never let them go to a convention.

I don't want to sound like a giant furry fucker here, but the purpose of the documentary was mostly aimed at the history of it. Like I think it would be pretty shocking if, while talking about the history of popular furries, they just suddenly delve into Kero The Wolf.

 

[Adamska]

Haha, fandom.

I guess that's what a fetish subculture is called these days.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean if I was going to make a documentary about anime conventions and the fandom around it I don't think I would include the fact that many anime VAs and artists are pedophiles, sexual abusers, junkies, scam artists, and that's just the community.

I would, since it would be a documentary about what shit weebs are.

 

[billydero]

I have a personal

I mean if I was going to make a documentary about anime conventions and the fandom around it I don't think I would include the fact that many anime VAs and artists are pedophiles, sexual abusers, junkies, scam artists, and that's just the community. There is a whole lot of shit in the professional realm too.

Very good point but that said, furry is a fetish fandom who’s sole reason for being is so the freaks can get their fuck on; a documentary that makes it sound like a magic wonderland is unfairly misleading at best. I agree, if I had kids or if my sisters kids saw this whitewash I’d definitely make sure they knew the dangers of getting involved with this ‘fun’ bunch.

Back when I asked someone what the fuck a ‘skiltaire’ was, and the sole thing the furry I asked said was ‘oh, they can get a woman pregnant by waiving their antennae over her belly, it’s weird’. That a skiltaire is on the cover of the DVD kind of tells you what’s going on here.

Oh, Ash Coyote is having a big sad because people were critical of the ‘documentary’. Here, have a video of a furfag mumbling through their sweaty fursuit head.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKp4g43rxGs

 

[Mikoyan]

Back when I asked someone what the fuck a ‘skiltaire’ was, and the sole thing the furry I asked said was ‘oh, they can get a woman pregnant by waiving their antennae over her belly, it’s weird’. That a skiltaire is on the cover of the DVD kind of tells you what’s going on here.

Oh it's weirder than that.

But really, I saw the trailer and was just amazed that anyone would base 'furry history' off of the Merlino Crew. They're all nuuuuuts.

 

[totse]

Oh, Ash Coyote is having a big sad because people were critical of the ‘documentary’. Here, have a video of a furfag mumbling through their sweaty fursuit head.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKp4g43rxGs

In the second top comment, an appearance from Sniff Heinkel who for some reason has had a bad time on Twitter

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

Very good point but that said, furry is a fetish fandom who’s sole reason for being is so the freaks can get their fuck on; a documentary that makes it sound like a magic wonderland is unfairly misleading at best. I agree, if I had kids or if my sisters kids saw this whitewash I’d definitely make sure they knew the dangers of getting involved with this ‘fun’ bunch.

Back when I asked someone what the fuck a ‘skiltaire’ was, and the sole thing the furry I asked said was ‘oh, they can get a woman pregnant by waiving their antennae over her belly, it’s weird’. That a skiltaire is on the cover of the DVD kind of tells you what’s going on here.

Oh, Ash Coyote is having a big sad because people were critical of the ‘documentary’. Here, have a video of a furfag mumbling through their sweaty fursuit head.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKp4g43rxGs

She literally dedicated chunks of the documentary to the sexual part of the fandom. They don't call it this utopia where nothing bad ever happens, and anyone who unironically thinks that is a fucking idiot. Even most furries agree the fandom is fucky.

I would, since it would be a documentary about what shit weebs are.

True.

 

[NerdShamer]

I have a personal lolcow to share with you, he's a ukranian furfag degen zoophile, communist and unredeemable freak. He once put an underage boy in bondage gear, secured him to the bed by the limbs with chains and was trying to castrate him with a set of squish boards when the kid's father, an extremely antihomo Police Lieutenant walked on in, home early from work, saw what was happening to his only son, and beat the absolute shit out of the furfaggot, arrested him and had his entire station beat the living shit out of him, missing teeth, fucked up jaw, broken limbs, the absolute works.
For those that don't know what squish boards are, here's a sample vid he sent me, warning extremely NSFL

Spoiler: Jesus pulled out a sword instead of weeping

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This is ticking off so many boxes for the Darwin Awards that it's kind of horrifying.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

She literally dedicated chunks of the documentary to the sexual part of the fandom. They don't call it this utopia where nothing bad ever happens, and anyone who unironically thinks that is a fucking idiot. Even most furries agree the fandom is fucky.

Little bit of a rant here but humor me.

I’ve never considered myself to be a furry but I’ve had friends and associations within the fandom for quite a lot of years and I’ve been through many communities and seen quite a lot of shit and so I can say from a pretty unbiased point of view that a very large portion of furries tend to just be weirdos that think anthro art is neat/sexy and want to feel like part of something bigger than them. You never see these people because they tend to be the mostly normal folks who just hang out amongst their friends, consume whatever media they’re in to be it sexual or otherwise, go about their lives, and have maybe only a passing interest in popularity, the 10-follower twitter accounts, the randoms in discord servers, the art buyers with maybe a dozen posts on their FA and a couple personal doodles. The people you’ll never see unless you come across them randomly and the people you’ll never remember unless you strike up a conversation and become friends.

Unfortunately for them and everybody else in the fandom, that fact results in those mostly normal people being the inner workings of furry, while the front public facing is where all the bullshit and degeneracy culminates since fetish freaks can’t keep it to themselves, clout chasers are desperate to do whatever possible to get 15 minutes of internet fame, zoos and MAPs constantly scream at everybody about how they’re totes worthy of acceptance just like gay people, and autistic orbiters who don’t actually have a personality of their own ceaselessly whiteknight for the popular dipshits, loudly, because the mere chance their favorite artist that just got outed as a rapist retweets their post decrying “cancel culture” is all they need to throw their morals out the window if they even had any to begin with, and so literally every point of contact the wider world has with furries is these pieces of work that have done a very good job of making themselves The Most Unlikeable And Disgusting People On The Planet.

To any furry coming through here looking to either fantasize about totes owning everybody here with a verbal smack down brought on by your superior autism-charged intellect, or maybe just somebody reading through the other side because they’re sick of the fandom’s shit and happens to read this...take my advice: it’s fine to enjoy the artwork and media (unless you’re in to zoo/cub in which case kill yourself), but as for the fandom as a whole, don’t associate with it. Find a small community composed mainly of your close friends, and stick to it. Associating with the fandom at large at this point will only hurt you in the long run, and you’ll either find yourself wrapped up in something bad you can’t bullshit your way out of, or you’ll end up here, either as a poster or with your own thread.

 

[billydero]

Poor Boozy is sooooo tired. I would be too if I was in his shoes. But then, I’m not because I know that if the fandom you’re in requires you to repeatedly remind them your not down with degeneracy, you joined a bad fandom.

I’d say that the next time Boozy is depressed and in a midlife crisis, instead of joining the eternally frustrating furry fandom as he did, just buy the damned red sports car and get a young mistress like every other guy does. It’s got to be less trouble than being a furfag and futilely tweeting for the rest of his life.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

I'm well aware that they have a topic here already, but Monstermaster13. Yep, the old werecelebrity themself.
Latest antics include:
-nursing a nearly year long quasi-sexual attraction to Dan Aykroyd
-chimping out over a parody of their work written nearly a decade ago
-declaring calling their were(whatever) characters "weres" to be racist
-retconning one of their characters to be gay bisexual, just so any criticism is "homophobic"
-putting said character into a sexual relationship with his adoptive father, a weregorilla (??)
-declaring said relationship to be interracial, implying apes = black people in their little continuity
-declaring blocking people to be "against the law" yet blocking anyone who disagrees with them

 

[Pukebucket]

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I'm well aware that they have a topic here already, but Monstermaster13. Yep, the old werecelebrity themself.
Latest antics include:
-nursing a nearly year long quasi-sexual attraction to Dan Aykroyd
-chimping out over a parody of their work written nearly a decade ago
-declaring calling their were(whatever) characters "weres" to be racist
-retconning one of their characters to be gay bisexual, just so any criticism is "homophobic"
-putting said character into a sexual relationship with his adoptive father, a weregorilla (??)
-declaring said relationship to be interracial, implying apes = black people in their little continuity
-declaring blocking people to be "against the law" yet blocking anyone who disagrees with them

Reading his proverbial laundry list of things his likes/dislikes and looking through his favorites is harrowing. Characters transforming into fat versions of themselves is "demeaning" but race transformation and women being turned into pigs is not?