🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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What'll come first, an ugly, public breakup where both sides ruin each others' reputations forever or Ralph in a cute Minnie Mouse skirt?
The ugly public break up will be first and will be glorious. The skirt pic is for Faith's revenge.

Ralph is 34 fucking years old and should :optimistic: know that this is going to happen. He should know that relationships in general aren't guaranteed to last :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: . The odds of his very short term relationship bearing any fruit are extremely low to begin with. Faith has already threatened other ex's with embarrassing shit and there is a wonder group of people that are more than happy to listen to her.

No doubt she'll make shit up about him too. Maybe a story about how Ralph held a knife to her throat in church or something. I don't know, an addled teenage mind can be far more creative than my own.

I look forward to speaking with you personally, Faith, when your account is verified by null.
 
at least during the post-knoxville collapse it was interesting because Ethan was at the top and we were watching him slowly fall into the gunt abyss. now it's like watching some homeless guy get drunk and piss himself in the gutter
Yes but I feel like Ralph is going to end up like a DSP. Will always manage to have just enough retards to keep him afloat. Will never have any more success or any less than that. Clearly his fans are dedicated and unless he commits neckrope this is just dramasperging on PPP's part for clout and is just the same shit on repeat at this point. Forgive me I'm just a retard but that's my honest take. I really think the guy is a scummy faggot and people who think the west needs saved from the niggers are retards but hey, that's just me. Apparently a minimum of 800 people agree with him that the niggers and jews are gon' getcha!

The ugly public break up will be first and will be glorious. The skirt pic is for Faith's revenge.

Ralph is 34 fucking years old and should :optimistic: know that this is going to happen. He should know that relationships in general aren't guaranteed to last :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: . The odds of his very short term relationship bearing any fruit are extremely low to begin with. Faith has already threatened other ex's with embarrassing shit and there is a wonder group of people that are more than happy to listen to her.

No doubt she'll make shit up about him too. Maybe a story about how Ralph held a knife to her throat in church or something. I don't know, an addled teenage mind can be far more creative than my own.

I look forward to speaking with you personally, Faith, when your account is verified by null.
NOW this will be interesting to watch. When Nora left Ralph it was absolutely a blast to watch him melt.
 
at least during the post-knoxville collapse it was interesting because Ethan was at the top and we were watching him slowly fall into the gunt abyss. now it's like watching some homeless guy get drunk and piss himself in the gutter
Ahhh yes i remember the knoxville saga i was still a listener at that point. Never really looked at the farms until the miami saga. Ralph is still not in the gutter it's more like he's in a rental shack about to be evicted. I used to feel bad for him now i'm morbidly curious what happens when he really hits rock bottom.
 
It's also worth pointing out that Ethan Ralph lost weight in prison. Now I think we can all agree we want to abolish the gunt but that is not the same as abolishing Ethan Ralph. Another, longer spell in prison for Ethan Ralph would abolish the gunt and liberate Ralph, its first victim, from its malign influence. Both Faith and Ethan need Freedom From The Gunt. It would be trivial to work out the required sentence from his current weight, his ideal weight, and how much weight he lost in prison. Also, a quick look at sentencing history in his home state would tell you what crime he needs to be convicted of.

Ralph only lost weight in prison cause of the quality and amount of food.

The food they give you is enough to survive and nothing more.

As soon as Ralph got out of the clink, he ballooned due to not having self control and his drinking habits.

The only way Ralph makes an adult decision is if you force him.
 
PPP's part for clout and is just the same shit on repeat at this point.

Personally I think PPP just hates Ralph because he is a disgusting human and he back in the stream.me days fucked over PPP by getting him disowned from his church by showing the owners of said church his asshole and also his family so yeah PPP is just getting his well deserved revenge on the pile of pud.
 
Ralph only lost weight in prison cause of the quality and amount of food.

The food they give you is enough to survive and nothing more.

As soon as Ralph got out of the clink, he ballooned due to not having self control and his drinking habits.

The only way Ralph makes an adult decision is if you force him.
DAS NOT TROO TELL M GAYTOR
 
I never would have assumed that being divorced by an overweight paki that only married you for a greencard and probably spent a grand total of a week with you in person could send a man into such a spiral. 2020 has been an intresting year for all of us, everyone has been impacted by these strange times and yet one thing remains consistant, Ralph fucking up. Covid hasnt affected ralphs ablity to be a retard in anyway shape or form.
 
Personally I think PPP just hates Ralph because he is a disgusting human and he back in the stream.me days fucked over PPP by getting him disowned from his church by showing the owners of said church his asshole and also his family so yeah PPP is just getting his well deserved revenge on the pile of pud.
perhaps, but if I cared that much about my church I wouldn't have flashed my asshole on the internet lol. For real though I would pay 100$ to watch surfer and ralph have a swordfight. Star trek classic battle music is a MUST during each bout.
 
perhaps, but if I cared that much about my church I wouldn't have flashed my asshole on the internet lol. For real though I would pay 100$ to watch surfer and ralph have a swordfight. Star trek classic battle music is a MUST during each bout.
Surfer would tear Ralph a new asshole and shove the china made gladius up there, thats not a fight thats a massacre
 
Ralph only lost weight in prison cause of the quality and amount of food.

The food they give you is enough to survive and nothing more.

As soon as Ralph got out of the clink, he ballooned due to not having self control and his drinking habits.

The only way Ralph makes an adult decision is if you force him.
I guess that explains him dating someone with the mentality of a child then. You tell childen what to do becuase kids are stupid and letting them make thier own decsions often ends badly. Ralph is the embodiment of a manchild in this aspect, he litterally needs adult supervison in the form of a nightstick wielding screw in order for him to make the minimal adult decsions of a proper diet. Add on faith to this equation and boom, it all makes sense.
 
the surfer saber was forged by master blacksmiths over nearly 1000 years ago and stained with the blood of countless saracens
the gunt gladius was pressed by a chinese factory for pennies and would break with contact with the saber.... that is if ralph can hold it up for that long, it looked like he was struggling the last time he flashed his "weapon"
 
Yes but I feel like Ralph is going to end up like a DSP. Will always manage to have just enough retards to keep him afloat. Will never have any more success or any less than that. Clearly his fans are dedicated and unless he commits neckrope this is just dramasperging on PPP's part for clout and is just the same shit on repeat at this point. Forgive me I'm just a retard but that's my honest take. I really think the guy is a scummy faggot and people who think the west needs saved from the niggers are retards but hey, that's just me. Apparently a minimum of 800 people agree with him that the niggers and jews are gon' getcha!
The diffrence between dsp and Ralph is that Ralph has a bunch of poltispergs following him and as soon they start seeing the heelturn it will be night of the long knives all over again.
dramasperging on PPP's part for clout
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the surfer saber was forged by master blacksmiths over nearly 1000 years ago and stained with the blood of countless saracens
the gunt gladius was pressed by a chinese factory for pennies and would break with contact with the saber.... that is if ralph can hold it up for that long, it looked like he was struggling the last time he flashed his "weapon"
The sliver wielding surfer
 
the surfer saber was forged by master blacksmiths over nearly 1000 years ago and stained with the blood of countless saracens
the gunt gladius was pressed by a chinese factory for pennies and would break with contact with the saber.... that is if ralph can hold it up for that long, it looked like he was struggling the last time he flashed his "weapon"
the truth is actually funnier to me, ralph would flail like a retard and would fail to have any maneuverability and would just safely poked and prodded by surfer's superior range and maneuverability, oh also his reach and height too. it would be embarrassing

I think literally nothing will come from any of this.
probably he has no clout to shoot for and isnt worth it but its funny to pile up all the things ralph has done to make himself a target even if he someone strikes it big
 
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