🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I gotta say, the Capos are much better then the gunt guard. Literally anytime the gunt guard try to make defence it only gets worse, or immediately shown to be hypocritical. Memeology and Dame should be ashamed that they are now the gunt's pet spics that he can parade out when he gets in trouble. Do you think Ralph sends them gunt pics to keep them loyal?
 
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GAYTA, GAYTA
THEY'RE STILL TRYIN TA BREAK ME SYKOLOGICALLY
GET M.C. JARBO IN, WE NEED A SONG GAYTA

this team sport shit is so profoundly retarded to me. mundane matt made fun of gunt, therefore gunt is good guy and needs help. that's as far as that train of thought goes for that guy.
 
I almost feel bad for bullying her so hard about the meth mouth but now we get gems like this where Ralph shows what a fucking asshole he is

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If you're the gunt your insecurities must be hidden behind lies, gunt grease, moving blankets and a PR campaign from various capos but everyone else has to show their failings and bad sides for the camera.

Are there not Distracted Driving laws in Virginia? Most states you're not even allowed to eat a fucking hamburger while driving, lest you score a big ticket with a massive fine for DD. Why the fuck is Ralph allowed to film his passenger while he's driving a car?
So that's distracted driving and providing a minor with alcohol all in the same day am I missing anything?
 
On the poster question,

Does anyone else find it extremely weird that Faith depicts the gunt as a woman. I'm certain that the gender change wasn't just some "lol so random" joke, but a window into Faith's psyche where she truly sees the gunt as a woman. I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph is into being made to wear women's clothing, just like how he was made to wear some hideous dress in the poster.

During streams Gunt's personality is very catty and bitch like, making him manifest the most toxic aspects of femininity. Gunt's sissyfication was fueled alcohol which is very rich in phytoestrogens and he most likely doesn't filter his water.

There is also the factor of childhood trauma. Gunt was probably molested by his close relatives making him this fucked up, splintering his ego and making his child brain cope with the trauma by assuming a new identity. Maybe the little Ralph tried out his grandmas dress and really liked it. Substance abuse and obesity are also usually linked to fucked up childhoods.
Well, we can only imagine the horrors faith has had to endure over the past weeks. Everyone has seen the gunt and the micropeen, we can safely assume that a naked ralph is indistinguishable from a morbidly obese woman. So while he may resemble her father from the 5th chin up, anything below that likely reminds her more of her other parent. So since ralph reminds her of both parents - a white trash baphomet of sorts - she has fashioned him into his favorite cartoon style. Just as she did a mere 2 months ago with her actual parents. Old habits die hard I suppose.
 
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GAYTA, GAYTA
THEY'RE STILL TRYIN TA BREAK ME SYKOLOGICALLY
GET M.C. JARBO IN, WE NEED A SONG GAYTA

this team sport shit is so profoundly retarded to me. mundane matt made fun of gunt, therefore gunt is good guy and needs help. that's as far as that train of thought goes for that guy.

PPP Just eviscerates Ralph and the guntguard are like lets attack Matt Jarbo. Are these people blind?
 
Is Dame on some Lucha Libre rudo shit? He keeps insisting on outright calling Matt Jarbo a pedophile while getting vehemently upset when anyone even as much as mentions the fact that Ralph is dating a teenager, which is genuinely true, but the implication there is that Ralph is a baby raper and that's "not banter." Just yesterday he called the Epstein island "Mundane Matt island." Jajajajaja ees funni just like the first 100000 times.

I think if he was truly entirely chaotic, didn't care about any boundaries, and was purely joking, he wouldn't come across so angry about this recent Ralph shit. I guess I can only assume that he genuinely believes that Matt is a pedophile and Ralph is an absolute hombre?
 
PPP Just eviscerates Ralph and the guntguard are like lets attack Matt Jarbo. Are these people blind?

It's because Matt looks like the soft target and the audience in general will easily make fun of him because he is known and meme'd in their isolated community.

Ralph is a bitch and scared of actually facing anyone that will knock his lights out. What is he gonna do? Call PPP fat? Well. Looking in a mirror lol.

I noticed all the gunt guard is jumping on Matt. Andy did a full stream watching Ralph videos, remember "Guys I don't do drama - Andy "Warski" Pires 2020". Then I heard that last night he was calling Matt over and over again at like 3am?. Someone did that to that weak faggot he would be crying, "They're trying to ruin my life!!!" "They are harassing me and my sister Melanie by making cum tribute pictures!!!". He is such a hypocritical fag.

Is Dame on some Lucha Libre rudo shit? He keeps insisting on outright calling Matt Jarbo a pedophile while getting vehemently upset when anyone even as much as mentions the fact that Ralph is dating a teenager, which is genuinely true, but the implication there is that Ralph is a baby raper and that's "not banter." Just yesterday he called the Epstein island "Mundane Matt island." Jajajajaja ees funni just like the first 100000 times.

I think if he was truly entirely chaotic, didn't care about any boundaries, and was purely joking, he wouldn't come across so angry about this recent Ralph shit. I guess I can only assume that he genuinely believes that Matt is a pedophile and Ralph is an absolute hombre?

Dame is a brainlet skeckle hustler. He will suck anyone's dick and say anything for relevance so he doesn't have to sell his daughters to the sex trade in order to keep his head above water.

Never has there been a bigger void to comedy or information that a DamePesos video.... I mean bideo jajajaja
 
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Is that a MundaneMatt earring?

Ralph will use this as an excuse once she turns 19 to trade in for a younger model.

In Ralph's chortling, "As you can see ladies and gentlemen. Mundane Matt sent this young girl to me to initiate a relationship with me in order to call me a pedophile. The evidence out there folks. With saying that I would like to introduce my new Editor AND girlfriend [Insert young girl who just turned 18]."

I really do have to question... IF Ralph didn't talk to this girl before she was 18. How did he get into a relationship or build up enough of a rapport with her to broker a relationship without knowing her while she was at least 17?

Something to think about I guess? So at worst he is a pedo at best he is a groomer.
 
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Is that a MundaneMatt earring?
Ralph will use this as an excuse once she turns 19 to trade in for a younger model.

In Ralph's chortling, "As you can see ladies and gentlemen. Mundane Matt sent this young girl to me to initiate a relationship with me in order to call me a pedophile. The evidence out there folks. With saying that I would like to introduce my new Editor AND girlfriend [Insert young girl who just turned 18]."

I really do have to question... IF Ralph didn't talk to this girl before she was 18. How did he get into a relationship or build up enough of a rapport with her to broker a relationship without knowing her while she was at least 17?

Something to think about I guess? So at worst he is a pedo at best he is a groomer.
Its a nightmare before christmas jack skellington earring. This was already covered several pages back.
 
Are there not Distracted Driving laws in Virginia? Most states you're not even allowed to eat a fucking hamburger while driving, lest you score a big ticket with a massive fine for DD. Why the fuck is Ralph allowed to film his passenger while he's driving a car?
A better question is why does he still have his drivers license? Did you see the rap sheet on PPP's last stream?
The Gunt should be forced to take Ubers and city transport for life. I think he is legit going to get someone killed.
 
Ralph will use this as an excuse once she turns 19 to trade in for a younger model.

In Ralph's chortling, "As you can see ladies and gentlemen. Mundane Matt sent this young girl to me to initiate a relationship with me in order to call me a pedophile. The evidence out there folks. With saying that I would like to introduce my new Editor AND girlfriend [Insert young girl who just turned 18]."

I really do have to question... IF Ralph didn't talk to this girl before she was 18. How did he get into a relationship or build up enough of a rapport with her to broker a relationship without knowing her while she was at least 17?

Something to think about I guess? So at worst he is a pedo at best he is a groomer.
Just to be fair to Ralph much as I'm loath to do I'm pretty sure she turned 18 on September 17 last year. If you search for mentions of her Twitter handle and go back to last September you'll see people wishing her a happy birthday. I would post screenshots but there's a lot to scroll through and I'm on my phone right now. See spoiler below for proof. As far as anyone knows, he was only in contact with her starting in January this year at the earliest. I'm pretty convinced that the "she was only 17 a few months ago" was something that Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) came up with to make Ralph seem like even more of a creep, because the first place I heard this rumor was from a stream in which he was reading off that piece of info.

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A better question is why does he still have his drivers license? Did you see the rap sheet on PPP's last stream?
The Gunt should be forced to take Ubers and city transport for life. I think he is legit going to get someone killed.
Yeah they were moving around while drinking all day yesterday I really doubt gunt was sober when he drove them back.
 
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