DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

Say whaaat?!

Phil didn’t want to go on Nicks show?! Oh wow, that’s a shocker!

Almost as if Phil is a spineless pussy, who’s terrified of anyone not kissing his ass, and too self centered to do anything without an immediate financial benefit to himself.

Weird!

 

[harbinger]

I don’t know why Philip would be bothered about viewers paying Rekieta to make fun of him. Philip has people pay him almost every day to make an ass of himself with those vests.

 

[Agent Proper]

I don’t know why Philip would be bothered about viewers paying Rekieta to make fun of him. Philip has people pay him almost every day to make an ass of himself with those vests.

But if he went onto Nick's show Phil won't get to keep the money.

We all know Phil has certain rules when he gets invited to someone's show.

Rule 1- Get paid. Phil is coming to your show and he needs that money he really does to pay his bills. Last know asking price was $800. Could now be give me a cut of Superchats.

Rule 2- Screened questions only. They can't be about Detractors, his personal life, his financial situations, and his headphone hair. None of these were Phil's fault he did nothing wrong. Phil has to approve all subject matter and questions, before YouTube mode is on.

Rule 3- Chat moderation now with extra wheels. He will try his best to make sure your chat is his chat, adding one of his mods to your team will stop chat trolls and delete all of those WWE Champions memes.

Side stipulations:
No surprises (Phil can't prepare for them)
The begacy speech must be told at least once.
"My fans love me". Must be said.
"I love stream on Twitch." Will be said.
All paid and important interviews will all be snort free.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Rule 3- Chat moderation now with extra wheels. He will try his best to make sure your chat is his chat, adding one of his mods to your team will stop chat trolls and delete all of those WWE Champions memes.

I don't even know if he has moderators who would do anything anymore. There were mods in his Youtube chat the other day and outside of bot-bans for all caps posts and pure emote messages I don't think I saw any bans, and some statements I followed for a while to see if they would get the ban. Chat wasn't even moving that fast (he had less viewers than his initial ban stream that's for sure).

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil has a problem with Nick's show format?

Nick's show: He sits in front of his camera and talks to it, repeating the same story about Vic Lasagna and telling the same fat jokes. He charges his audience money to read their chats out loud.

Phil's prestream: He sits in front of his camera (but Phil's camera is turned off so we can't see him rocking back and forth) and talks to it. He repeats the same stories about how he doesn't care about the trolls. He tries and fails at telling jokes. He charges his audience money to read their chats out loud.

 

[Gramh]

The prestream is great, his highlight from his point of view of his content is consistency. Not any of the other things that make people like content, he's just always there.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The prestream is great, his highlight from his point of view of his content is consistency. Not any of the other things that make people like content, he's just always there.

I lie awake at night praying to God that the next morning Phil will tell us what he had for dinner the previous evening.

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil has a problem with Nick's show format?

Nick's show: He sits in front of his camera and talks to it, repeating the same story about Vic Lasagna and telling the same fat jokes. He charges his audience money to read their chats out loud.

Phil's prestream: He sits in front of his camera (but Phil's camera is turned off so we can't see him rocking back and forth) and talks to it. He repeats the same stories about how he doesn't care about the trolls. He tries and fails at telling jokes. He charges his audience money to read their chats out loud.

The problem with his format is that the money doesnt go to dsps paypal.

 

[TankMelee]

Rekieta would hold superchats until DSP left, right? As tempting as it is to believe DSP is still salty about Nick's streams about him, I'm also intrigued by this excuse that DSP doesn't want him to get money from trolls at all.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Rekieta would hold superchats until DSP left, right? As tempting as it is to believe DSP is still salty about Nick's streams about him, I'm also intrigued by this excuse that DSP doesn't want him to get money from trolls at all.

Nick's gimmick is that if you send him $20 he will read your message right away. Anything less than that he saves to read at the end of the stream.

Hypothetically, Nick might make an exception for Phil and not read chats during his appearance. However, I have never seen him do this for any other guest.

The $20 chats is where Nick makes his money. If he wasn't going to read them right away, what would incentivize people to send him $20 when they will be read at the same time as a $1 chat?

 

[Freshtodeath]

I ran DSP through some sort of anime editor and this was the result lol

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Listening to the tail end of LSB's restream, it has got to hit DSP that the vest streak is going to crash hard at some point.

The streak has already crashed a few times, and I'm still of the belief that some of these big random contributions outta nowhere to keep the streak going are shady af.

What puzzles me is that Phil doesn't seem worried at all that after his account being wiped out 5 times now, that it's very possible at any moment that Twitch could just end his account and that's that. His ego seems genuinely so big that he believes any streaming site would be lucky to have him. I assume the thought of Phil being forced to finally realize the "10 year plan" is inevitable and forced to do a real job would terrify him, but no. Maybe he just doesn't want to accept that reality. Maybe he'll suicide once that ever become a real possibility.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I ran DSP through some sort of anime editor and this was the result lol

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Huh, someone tell Null we need a sugoi rating.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

He's rehashing all of the shit he brought up yesterday on his emergency Youtube stream. His entire pre-stream is basically him repeating the same thing, over and over.

 

[Comma]

DSP gives Kiwifarms and @Null a shoutout. ❤

 

[Iron Hamster]

The stream is great, his highlight from his point of view of his content is consistency. Not any of the other things that make people like content, he's just always there.

He's finally correct about something........he's consistently shit.

I ran DSP through some sort of anime editor and this was the result lol

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Samurai Jackass

DSP gives Kiwifarms and @Null a shoutout. ❤

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lol. He can never keep his lies straight. He's now gone from never reading here to 'limited amount' yet somehow knows intimately how this site operates. And much like fat Lou, insists it must be people from this site that don't like him. It can't be everybody else.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP gives Kiwifarms and @Null a shoutout. ❤

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"The very limited time I've spent" then literally explains something only someone who was following a thread would have read. Smooth Phil, very smooth. Register for an account already and we can have a debunk thread.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The streak has already crashed a few times, and I'm still of the belief that some of these big random contributions outta nowhere to keep the streak going are shady af.

What puzzles me is that Phil doesn't seem worried at all that after his account being wiped out 5 times now, that it's very possible at any moment that Twitch could just end his account and that's that. His ego seems genuinely so big that he believes any streaming site would be lucky to have him. I assume the thought of Phil being forced to finally realize the "10 year plan" is inevitable and forced to do a real job would terrify him, but no. Maybe he just doesn't want to accept that reality. Maybe he'll suicide once that ever become a real possibility.

In April of 2019, Phil told us that his mother forced him to make a 10 year plan in exchange for thousands of dollars for his taxes.

We now know that Phil has been spending all his money of WWE gatcha.

He lied to his mom about needing that money. He most likely lied about his 10 year plan. He has no plan.

You can go back and watch Phil explain his past big ideas and plans that never came to fruition. Project 7, the sketch comedy show plan, the green screen plans, moving to Seattle to be able to attend conventions and tournaments, the Twitch bounty board plans, vlog plans, vacation plans, cooking with Kat plans, the list goes on and on.

Phil is that guy who has big ideas but no follow through. He can dream of things to do but at the end of the day all he accomplishes is making himself a few gin and tonics and playing mobile games until he passes out.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

The prestream is great, his highlight from his point of view of his content is consistency. Not any of the other things that make people like content, he's just always there.

Yesterday I was watching a streamer who you can tell has a little tism or at least he is not 100% normal(Anniebot),he said that he didnt like getting out of his comfort zone and likes doing the same things over and over everyday(basically he doesnt like change), since Phil fans are exceptional in one way or another maybe they like the fact that Phil starts the pre-stream talking about the same things he talks about everyday and that his commentary is predictable.

 

[Comma]

I love how DSP is pressuring his whales into tipping him as quickly as possible by constantly mentioning his stream could be going down soon.

-EDIT- Oh wow, just as I posted this, one of his whales answered the call by doing exactly that.

I feel so bad for people like this. Imagine the complete lack of willpower, self-respect and critical thinking someone must have to be dancing to someone's tune like this. Absolutely amazing.