🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I had to go check his thread because I was wondering the same thing. For a while he was just doing COVID streams and they were boring as fuck. Now it just looks like he tweets all day. Spoony.
He doesn't even tweet all day. He tweets a few times a day like once a week now. I think he's all but finished with the Metokur brand and only keeps it up because it's easy money for doing literally nothing.
 
3. Jim very explicitly does not step into most situations after repeated public appeals, which may be the exact goal of repeatedly imploring him to get involved
STOP. MENTIONING. IT. OR. HE. WILL. NOT. DO. IT!!! Guys, please. Jim is going to stop fingering his asian trophywife any minute now to deliver the hottest takes and most epic gay name-calling you've ever heard in your life! Hooo-wee!
Ethan Ralph: "Hello, Jim."
Jim: *smoker's cackle* "Why are you being gay?"
Ethan Ralph (Now Loser): *silence*
Killstream never livestreams again!!!
 
STOP. MENTIONING. IT. OR. HE. WILL. NOT. DO. IT!!! Guys, please. Jim is going to stop fingering his asian trophywife any minute now to deliver the hottest takes and most epic gay name-calling you've ever heard in your life! Hooo-wee!
Ethan Ralph: "Hello, Jim."
Jim: *smoker's cackle* "Why are you being gay?"
Ethan Ralph (Now Loser): *silence*
Killstream never livestreams again!!!

Which would cause a bigger guntsplosion: being called gay by Daddy Jim, or being called gay by the Daxfather?
 
GUYS!! Stop mentioning Jim or he will never epicly takedown slamdunk creampie Ethan Ralph! *gasps* guys, guys, listen, imagine if - no seriously, hear me out - imagine if Jim calls Ethan Ralph gay!! Gay!!! HAHAHA!! That would totally destroy him!!! DADDY JIIIIIM!!! CHOO CHOO! THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE JIMSTER EXPRESS!! Perhaps, when Jim epically BTFOs Ethan Ralph, Trump will tweet about GamerGate and finally set things in motion so I don't have to play as black protagonists in videogames anymore!!!
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STOP. MENTIONING. IT. OR. HE. WILL. NOT. DO. IT!!! Guys, please. Jim is going to stop fingering his asian trophywife any minute now to deliver the hottest takes and most epic gay name-calling you've ever heard in your life! Hooo-wee!
Ethan Ralph: "Hello, Jim."
Jim: *smoker's cackle* "Why are you being gay?"
Ethan Ralph (Now Loser): *silence*
Killstream never livestreams again!!!
counterpoint: I hope Ralph continues his pathetic shit show for a very long time so I can laugh at him longer. If Jim can shake Ralph out of his delusion (he cant) than the best thing he should do is sit back and watch.

Don't fuck with my fun Jim.
 
Which would cause a bigger guntsplosion: being called gay by Daddy Jim, or being called gay by the Daxfather?
With Jim I could see him laughing it off "Well Jim *argghh* to be quite honest with you, you're entitled to your own opinion *dolphin laugh*"
But he is copying so much from Dax and if he went off making fun of him that would crush his piggy heart
 
counterpoint: I hope Ralph continues his pathetic shit show for a very long time so I can laugh at him longer. If Jim can shake Ralph out of his delusion (he cant) than the best thing he should do is sit back and watch.

If you look at the Pillstream era it seemed like only a combination of Dame Pesos and Dick Masterson can bring Ralph out of a self-destructive spiral. Luckily for us, they're both GuntGuarding like motherfuckers.
 
If you look at the Pillstream era it seemed like only a combination of Dame Pesos and Dick Masterson can bring Ralph out of a self-destructive spiral. Luckily for us, they're both GuntGuarding like motherfuckers.
Dame and Dick, as much as they'd like you to believe, had nothing to do with Ralph "recovering" from the pillstream. Ralph embarrassed himself hard enough that for a brief moment he recognized he had a severe problem. It was the only time Gator, who I believe is actually his friend, told him he was killing himself. Then after a month he was able to drink a little bit on stream and no one really complained that much. Step by step he's back to his addiction and will continue to get worse until he fucks up extra bad again.

Shit, Dame and Dick like seeing Ralph drunk. Especially Dick, he loves when Ralph is drinking again because he feels better about his own problems. Gator is just scared to mention anything because he knows damn well Ralph will lash out and he will loose his friend.
 
I like Jim and all but I hope he doesn't get involved. Perhaps its my own bias but I'm sure he'd poke fun at Ralph who would either downplay it or turn into a trash fire. That's bad because at this rate I will have a sustainable source of laughs from Ethan for some time, as opposed to shit hitting critical mass as soon as Jim opens his mouth
 
I refuse to believe that Gator and Ralph are friends. I'm pretty sure Gator invited himself to knoxville because he was able to get off work for a few days. The miami trip and offering warski and Corey Barnhill (Liar, Pedophile) to live at a house and not his supposedly right hand man speaks volumes. Gator is a useful idiot to do all the heavy lifting for free. Honestly, I don't blame Ralph for not being friends with him either, he's kind of a loser
 
Just checked Jim twitter. It's still fucking covid, chinks and epstein. Has he lost it? Will he make a twitter account for his dog? Remember fun Jim?
Anyway I understand him being lazy and not making videos but not to even mention ER situation on twitter? Wierd as fuck. Dax and Ralph must got him by the balls.
 
If you look at the Pillstream era it seemed like only a combination of Dame Pesos and Dick Masterson can bring Ralph out of a self-destructive spiral. Luckily for us, they're both GuntGuarding like motherfuckers.
Shit, Dame and Dick like seeing Ralph drunk. Especially Dick, he loves when Ralph is drinking again because he feels better about his own problems. Gator is just scared to mention anything because he knows damn well Ralph will lash out and he will loose his friend.
Dick has even sent Ralph booze. I'm not sure that's how you help an addict stop.
 
Jim. He considers him to be principled, a father. ER has waded into the crap with Dax, aka his Degen Daddy Dax. He would probably assume it was just a joke.

I don't know about that. Dax was willing to pretend to be IRL friends with the gunt. Jim barely pretends to be e-fwends with him

Either way, the guntsplosion will be magnificent. Pure Maker's Meltdown in the Jim case, an about face so swift it would make the hatred of Josh to seem like it slowly built up over years if Dax questions his sexuality
 
I refuse to believe that Gator and Ralph are friends. I'm pretty sure Gator invited himself to knoxville because he was able to get off work for a few days. The miami trip and offering warski and Corey Barnhill (Liar, Pedophile) to live at a house and not his supposedly right hand man speaks volumes. Gator is a useful idiot to do all the heavy lifting for free. Honestly, I don't blame Ralph for not being friends with him either, he's kind of a loser
I guess to clarify, I think Gator is Ralph's friend but not the other way around. Gator acts like a friend to Ralph. He's the only one who acts like a fiend to Ralph. I think if he had real friends he'd be gone but I don't really think he does.

I feel bad for the guy, like I'd play dnd with him or some shit. He's kind of a loser but I don't think he's awful.
 
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