- Joined
- Jul 7, 2020
Off the top of my head from Evangelical Christians and Mormons (and it's been a few years so some of these are paraphrasing):
It's super gross.
- "Jesus came to me in a dream and told me my sexuality was important to him."
- After becoming a "born-again virgin": "While in the church I felt the spirit of the lord flow into me, I felt him heal me internally" (meaning her hymen) "and I was filled with a pleasure I've never felt before."
- In a sex-ed class presented to Middle School kids (I was not a middle schooler, I was just around): "I'm a married father with children, so I've had sex!" (pause for laughter) "and let me tell you, God's love? It's much better than sex."
- "I knew I'd met the man god wanted me to marry because that evening when lying in bed I was overcome with feelings of warmth and excitement like I'd never felt before. I knew that was Jesus showing me what I could expect in that relationship."
One day the volcel option will be the only sane one. Somewhat related--