🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[GameDevAnon]

 

[Jack Awful]

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Much like the Mets, Ralph and the Gunt Guard have trouble securing wins.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Much like the Mets, Ralph and the Gunt Guard have trouble securing wins.

That's literally why I picked that image. When was the last time The Mets swept anything except themselves? LOL.

 

[JewBacca]

This is beyond troll shielding lmao.

It is a weird style of shielding I don't think I have seen before. It almost seems like it all started over Dax and 80's girl, where the Gunts and even Null to an extent jumped or got dragged into the fray. Shit went all sideways for the Gunts, so Dame sacrifices himself on the alter of the harvest to spare the Gunts added humiliation. And Ralph is just letting Dame flap in the wind.

In the end all that will be accomplished is delaying the inevitable. The harvest is soon.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I am convinced at this point the only people defending Ralph have a guilty conscious about this situation. People that if you looked at their search history would show up results of queries "Is 16 legal".

 

[Jack Awful]

I am convinced at this point the only people defending Ralph have a guilty conscious about this situation.

They need Ralph. He's the biggest game in town, and without him they lose their efame.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Surely it would be a Popeye's mukbang, given the revelations Ronnie made the other night.

Do those exist in Canada?

 

[Chiri]

I can say without a doubt that the throwaway line about sacrificing Ralph to the corn is the single best thing Null has ever done. Also we seriously need to update the OP at this rate. Ralph's lore has grown far too extensive for it to be reasonably parsed from skimming highlights.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

We always knew he was an orbiter but what a fucking butt boy Dame became. Is it reaching cow levels? Will we find the alpaca farm shed he lives in?

Alpacas are friendly and inquisitive animals but they wouldn't tolerate scum like him.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

 

[Perspicacity]

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You stupid taco-eating faggot, the girl was 13 and Matt was 15. That wouldn't make him a fucking pedophile. So yes, you accused him of being one.

1. Ralph is flaggot, which Dame seems to be entirely ignoring.
2. No one said Ralph is a pedophile except Ralph/Gator.
3. The child bride is brand new and we have been shitting on Gunty for 3 months non-stop. It's not a target so much a disturbing relationship that he's plastering everywhere.
4 Vordrak took down NP2.
5. The song lyrics literally say that "Mundane Matt is a pedophile" and "will get raped like he rapes the babies." -Dame "Calling someone a pedophile is not banter." is retarded.
6. I actually agree with Dame on My JewRecords being a phony piece of shit.

 

[Guntkvd]

Golden Gunt Awards 2021 will be spicy.

 

[High Tea]

Golden Gunt Awards 2021 will be spicy.

The way things are moving so fast these days we need quarterly ones or an entire segment on the exploits of Ralph and Co.

 

[Julay-chan]

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It started with a single image where Ralph wore a small t-shirt. The corn is just one of the middle dominos.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Mundane mensch did nothing to deserve getting called pedophile. Der günt likes his women awfully young, too young for most men's tastes.

 

[Disheveled Human]

If you are over the age of 16 and still wear a t-shirt to a public swimming pool you are a fag.

 

[Weird Ages]

Gayder, Gayder, please
Oh, the mess I'm in
Gayder, Gayder, please
Oh, the mess I'm in

They made fun of me
All those A-logs on the farms
Make a new sockpuppet
An' start guarding mah gunt

Eating, drinking, I'm on the run
Far away from you
Dumpster, diving, I'm on the run
So far away from you

Gayder, Gayder, please
You gotta sweep it up
Gayder, Gayder, please
Contact the higher ups

And in just a moment
The guntguard is deployed
The fat Canadian's account
Has vanished in the void

Gayder, Gayder , please
My girl just turned 18
Gayder, Gayder , please
Her dad's gonna do me in

He got so fucking angry
And walked up to mah door
He's brought his firearms with him
To shoot me an mah whore

Popping, Xnax, I'm on the run
So far away from him
Fearful, crying, I'm on the run
So far away from him

Gayder, Gayder, please
Vickers wants to gut me
Gayder, Gayder, please
I need you at my side
Gayder, Gayder, please
Vickers' gonna fuck me
Gayder, Gayder, please
Please come an' save mah hide

UFO - Doctor Doctor (with lyrics)

Band: UFO Music: Doctor Doctor Album: Phenomenon 1974

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[nyess]

With how many back doors Ethan has to people willing to grab info for later doxing, it's pretty evident that less significant internet nobodies such as dame and memology want to appear civil and friendly to him; anyone with a passing knowledge of ralph knows he is very thin skinned and can't deal with even the most minimal conflict without throwing a shit fit. Not being devout enough to lord gunt could mean termination and ostracism from a dying internet drama show and all those related to it

In a way you almost feel sorry for these poor disciples

I'm only kidding of course, it's fun to laugh at the toe lickers

 

[Desktop User2]

It started with a single image where Ralph wore a small t-shirt. The corn is just one of the middle dominos.

tbf there is no bigger shirt available. Even then Jersh (and the general populace) was still supporting this whole crowd. I remember one of his magnificent paint drawings in stream right after the JF affair implying he very much liked the gunt.
Things fell apart from the road trip/honeymoon with Warski on. I can speak for me, but I think a lot of people was already done after the Knoxville fiasco and how everyone of them dragged that fake thing along, but the long drown out streams to deny Andy was a pedophile, the drunk fight after Ralph left some shit on Andy's cock, the never ending pedophile accusations against anyone that said anything about them... it was just so tiring. The first domino was actually IBS dying after the JF/Warski split and all these shitbirds trying to survive, with some fun in-between like the St. Jude stream

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Ralph and Faith provably steal meth (adderall) from Ralph's retorted brother. But hey, that's just a theory... A gunt theory thanks for reading.