🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Disheveled Human]

This is the tone deaf stuff his paypigs create for memes. Justify that sunk cost fallacy. The arrow is the only thing accurate about the meme.

 

[Love Machine]

This is the tone deaf stuff his paypigs create for memes. Justify that sunk cost fallacy. The arrow is the only thing accurate about the meme.

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> ATTEMPTS raises money for kids with cancer.
Ftfy

 

[Vetti]

This is the tone deaf stuff his paypigs create for memes. Justify that sunk cost fallacy. The arrow is the only thing accurate about the meme.

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_Groyper is the worst. All he does is stuck off the gunt his friends and Mersh. He's like a Gator tier hype man but for all of the Ralph associates, whereas Shannon sticks solely to licking Ethan's gunt crease. What a disaster.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

This is the tone deaf stuff his paypigs create for memes. Justify that sunk cost fallacy. The arrow is the only thing accurate about the meme.

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“Not responsible for the chat”

This has aged well.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

It started with a single image where Ralph wore a small t-shirt. The corn is just one of the middle dominos.

One year, 6 months, 15 days, and 1,379 pages ago we got our first glimpse of the real Ethan Ralph...

I think one of the most pressing questions in all this is why would Ralph get so angry at Josh over a literal throwaway comment about corn? Perhaps we'll find out the real reason sooner rather than later...

 

[Perspicacity]

One year, 6 months, 15 days, and 1,379 pages ago we got our first glimpse of the real Ethan Ralph...
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I think one of the most pressing questions in all this is why would Ralph get so angry at Josh over a literal throwaway comment about corn? Perhaps we'll find out the real reason sooner rather than later...

That picture is still as repulsive one year, 6 months, and 15 days later. Dear lord no matter how many times I see it, I still can't believe that is human flesh.

 

[byuu]

I think one of the most pressing questions in all this is why would Ralph get so angry at Josh over a literal throwaway comment about corn? Perhaps we'll find out the real reason sooner rather than later...

Corn is more important to Ralph than his own mother - you don't joke about it in front of him:

Maker's Mark is unusual in that no rye is used as part of the mash. Instead of rye Maker's Mark uses red winter wheat (16%), along with corn (70%) and malted barley (14%) in the Mash Bill.

 

[Lore Master]

tbf there is no bigger shirt available. Even then Jersh (and the general populace) was still supporting this whole crowd. I remember one of his magnificent paint drawings in stream right after the JF affair implying he very much liked the gunt.
Things fell apart from the road trip/honeymoon with Warski on. I can speak for me, but I think a lot of people was already done after the Knoxville fiasco and how everyone of them dragged that fake thing along, but the long drown out streams to deny Andy was a pedophile, the drunk fight after Ralph left some shit on Andy's cock, the never ending pedophile accusations against anyone that said anything about them... it was just so tiring. The first domino was actually IBS dying after the JF/Warski split and all these shitbirds trying to survive, with some fun in-between like the St. Jude stream

Ralph didn't want to turn the pool goers on with his massive bitch tits or the fact that his body looks like a melted candle kicked around a barber shop floor. I'm gonna go with the latter lol.

That shit from what I heard was falling apart the moment those two moved in together. Supposedly Andy was bitching to anyone who would listen how much of a trash fire Ralph's personal life was and was looking for a way out of the apartment in the ghetto. I heard it was like walking on eggshells there because Ralph was perpetually drunk and would mean mug you for no reason. Who knows if it is true? We all know how much of a bitch Andy is. Like in Miami when Ralph locked him in the room with him and Andy was wailing and crying for Ralph to "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" while in the fetal position on the floor.

I also heard that probably a half hour to an hour into their road trip all of them were fighting in the car. I believe that one for sure because I remember watching a stream of them in the car and Ralph and Andy were bitching at each other.

 

[Desktop User2]

Corn is more important to Ralph than his own mother - you don't joke about it in front of him:

14% malted grain? It's more of a mouthwash then a drink...

 

[JewBacca]

Looking at this image again, you can clearly see that, Dax is the Gunt mastermind. Towering over Ralph by about a foot, he makes Ralph have to reach, thus exposing his true nature.

The grizzled flesh that haunts his dreams, all because he wanted a photo of his arm hugging his edaddy.

 

[Perspicacity]

Looking at this image again, you can clearly see that, Dax is the Gunt mastermind. Towering over Ralph by about a foot, he makes Ralph have to reach, thus exposing his true nature.

The grizzled flesh that haunts his dreams, all because he wanted a photo of his arm hugging his edaddy.

From what I've heard and from seeing the Xander footage at his house, Dax is about 5'10. Further confirming that Ralph is at best 5'1, you can see him on his tippy toes (almost like his arms are holding him off the ground) in that picture which is why his legs look so awkward.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

One year, 6 months, 15 days, and 1,379 pages ago we got our first glimpse of the real Ethan Ralph...
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I think one of the most pressing questions in all this is why would Ralph get so angry at Josh over a literal throwaway comment about corn? Perhaps we'll find out the real reason sooner rather than later...

The day the Gunt made contact.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

When you think the Amazon parcel containing Dragon Quest 11 has arrived but it's actually the Gunt Guard spearheaded by the Primordial Sodomite:

 

[Dell Conagher]

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Wait i just realized, If Ralph is 5.1" how fucking short are these guys?

Because. Mad-Dax Herrera the fastest blocker in the west, was described to be as a "tank" he cant be more then 5.5"

 

[Jose Jordan]

One year, 6 months, 15 days, and 1,379 pages ago we got our first glimpse of the real Ethan Ralph...
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I think one of the most pressing questions in all this is why would Ralph get so angry at Josh over a literal throwaway comment about corn? Perhaps we'll find out the real reason sooner rather than later...

Whos the other midget to the left ? also wheres Shanon ? did he take the picture ?

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Wait i just realized, If Ralph is 5.1" how fucking short are these guys?

Because. Dick was described to be as a "tank" he cant be more then 5.5"

If Ralph is truly 5'1" then Faith is taller than Ralph... maybe she femdoms Ralph like she did her ex:

Whos the other midget to the left ? also wheres Shanon ? did he take the picture ?

The guy on the left is I believe the fan that we have to thank for this glorious image. I'm assuming Shannon took the pic since no one wants a Gator pic and he's a good little gimp.

 

[JewBacca]

Whos the other midget to the left ? also wheres Shanon ? did he take the picture ?

He is the true mench of the situation, he was the fan that asked for the photo.

Edit; late missed it by that much

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

The one thing I don't get is, why hasn't Jim called out the Gunt's bullshit.

Jim went nuclear on Baked Alaska for banning people and censoring chat. In these past 2 years,the Gunt has done like, 1000 times worse,he bans people from chat and from twitter all the time.
Jim went nuclear on Tonka for challenging someone on a irl fight not showing up, Ralph challenged PPP to an irl fight and then pussied out.
Jim grilled Kraut for doxing, Gunt doxes people all the fucking time.He even doxes his own pay pigs.
Jim grilled Sargoon for having capos and doing shady things behind the scenes. Gunt has capos and does shady things behind the scenes all the time.
Jim went nuclear on Matt for being a flagger. Gunt has been flagging PPP for months, its just the first time he got caught out in the open like that. There is also proof that he flagged Phantom Organizations channel (i believe page 1055) but that got lost in the whole Simpspiracy debacle)

So it seems that all the shady things people have done that Jim was bitching about for months, if combined still dont add up to the Gunts crimes.Also none of these people have downloaded 35 gb of c p on stream. And dont let me get started with the Soph thing.

So the question is, why does Jim never calls out the Gunt? Its either that the Gunt is his internet friend, or the Gunt has some kind of dirt on him.And no its not because Jim doesnt know, he knows very well, PPP sent him the proof of the flagging.And most of the things Gunt has done, happened while Jim was still around.

And i don't even want him anymore to make a video. Jim can fuck off for all i care. I'm just displaying the sheer hypocrisy. PPP and Godwinson don't need him, they are doing fine dismantling the Gunt by themselves.


But for Jims sake, he should. Because he created the Gunt, he really did. He created a monster who devours fun from the internet, lurking in schoolyards with a fishing net. People will always associate his name with this piece of shit. He started it, he should finish it. But the Gunt is going down regardless. And Jim should hurry up, cause PPP or the Gunts liver, might finish it first..

Effort autism post end, i'm out.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Gayder, Gayder, please
Oh, the mess I'm in
Gayder, Gayder, please
Oh, the mess I'm in

They made fun of me
All those A-logs on the farms
Make a new sockpuppet
An' start guarding mah gunt

Eating, drinking, I'm on the run
Far away from you
Dumpster, diving, I'm on the run
So far away from you

Gayder, Gayder, please
You gotta sweep it up
Gayder, Gayder, please
Contact the higher ups

And in just a moment
The guntguard is deployed
The fat Canadian's account
Has vanished in the void

Gayder, Gayder , please
My girl just turned 18
Gayder, Gayder , please
Her dad's gonna do me in

He got so fucking angry
And walked up to mah door
He's brought his firearms with him
To shoot me an mah whore

Popping, Xnax, I'm on the run
So far away from him
Fearful, crying, I'm on the run
So far away from him

Gayder, Gayder, please
Vickers wants to gut me
Gayder, Gayder, please
I need you at my side
Gayder, Gayder, please
Vickers' gonna fuck me
Gayder, Gayder, please
Please come an' save mah hide

UFO - Doctor Doctor (with lyrics)

Band: UFO Music: Doctor Doctor Album: Phenomenon 1974

www.youtube.com

I was thinking more of this: https://youtu.be/R-FxmoVM7X4?t=26

Don't you want to know why I keep dating teens?
It's my desire, it's my desire, it's my desire
Don't you want to know why I keep dating teens?
It's my desire, it's my desire, it's my desire

Gator! Gator! Trashburger!
When we touch and when we kiss
Gator! Gator! Trashburger!
When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch

Don't you want to know why I keep grooming teens?
It's my desire, it's my desire
Don't you want to know why I keep grooming teens?
It's my desire, it's my desire

The one thing I don't get is, why hasn't Jim called out the Gunt's bullshit.

I don't think it's hard to see why and I don't see a reason why he should. I think a bigger question is why you need him to do it specifically. It's not like Ralph isn't taking himself down fine on his own.

 

[Vetti]

Malkin is supposedly 5'2" and you can see in the picture of her, Ralph and Fuentes that Ralph is probably about 5'5" or 5'6" on a good day. I fully believe that the 5'1" listing from his arrest is a mistake given that Ralph has only lived in areas populated by backwoods retards.